12/20/2009, 1:34 am
The ten days of Jihad
On the first day of Jihad, Muhammad gave to me,
A car bomb on main street.
On the second day of Jihad, Muhammad gave to me,
two RPGs,
and a car bomb on main street.
On the third day of Jihad, Muhammad gave to me,
three hand grenades,
two RPGs,
and a car bomb on main street.
On the fourth day of Jihad, Muhammad gave to me,
four letter bombs,
three hand grenades,
two RPGs,
and a car bomb on main street.
On the fifth day of Jihad, Muhammad gave to me,
five scud missles,
four letter bombs,
three hand grenades,
two RPGs,
and a car bomb on main street.
On the sixth day of Jihad, Muhammad gave to me,
six hackers hacking,
five scud missles,
four letter bombs,
three hand grenades,
two RPGs,
and a car bomb on main street.
On the seventh day of Jihad, Muhammad gave to me,
seven gunners gunning,
six hackers hacking,
five scud missles,
four letter bombs,
three hand grenades,
two RPGs,
and a car bomb on main street.
On the eighth day of Jihad, Muhammad gave to me,
eight bombers bombing,
seven gunners gunning,
six hackers hacking,
five scud missles,
four letter bombs,
three hand grenades,
two RPGs,
and a car bomb on main street.
On the ninth day of Jihad, Muhammad gave to me,
nine snipers sniping,
eight bombers bombing,
seven gunners gunning,
six hackers hacking,
five scud missles,
four letter bombs,
three hand grenades,
two RPGs,
and a car bomb on main street.
On the tenth day of Jihad, intellegence gave them,
the whereabouts of my base.
Now they're storming in those damn infidels,
now they soon will see my awesome power,
when I blow them to Allah.
Now I soon will see my seventy-two virgins,
La La La La La La ... (boom)
Credits go to my son, who came up with these lyrics at work today.
On the first day of Jihad, Muhammad gave to me,
A car bomb on main street.
On the second day of Jihad, Muhammad gave to me,
two RPGs,
and a car bomb on main street.
On the third day of Jihad, Muhammad gave to me,
three hand grenades,
two RPGs,
and a car bomb on main street.
On the fourth day of Jihad, Muhammad gave to me,
four letter bombs,
three hand grenades,
two RPGs,
and a car bomb on main street.
On the fifth day of Jihad, Muhammad gave to me,
five scud missles,
four letter bombs,
three hand grenades,
two RPGs,
and a car bomb on main street.
On the sixth day of Jihad, Muhammad gave to me,
six hackers hacking,
five scud missles,
four letter bombs,
three hand grenades,
two RPGs,
and a car bomb on main street.
On the seventh day of Jihad, Muhammad gave to me,
seven gunners gunning,
six hackers hacking,
five scud missles,
four letter bombs,
three hand grenades,
two RPGs,
and a car bomb on main street.
On the eighth day of Jihad, Muhammad gave to me,
eight bombers bombing,
seven gunners gunning,
six hackers hacking,
five scud missles,
four letter bombs,
three hand grenades,
two RPGs,
and a car bomb on main street.
On the ninth day of Jihad, Muhammad gave to me,
nine snipers sniping,
eight bombers bombing,
seven gunners gunning,
six hackers hacking,
five scud missles,
four letter bombs,
three hand grenades,
two RPGs,
and a car bomb on main street.
On the tenth day of Jihad, intellegence gave them,
the whereabouts of my base.
Now they're storming in those damn infidels,
now they soon will see my awesome power,
when I blow them to Allah.
Now I soon will see my seventy-two virgins,
La La La La La La ... (boom)
Credits go to my son, who came up with these lyrics at work today.
