The People's Cube - Political Satire

Dear Mahmoud,

I want a new Bike, and a Football, and a Quick Divorce, and a BB Gun, and a toy Fire Truck with flashing lights and sirens you should gimme this stuff because I've been a really good boy all year.

I have a hit TV show called "Two and Half Men" plus my investigation into the truth behind the 9-11 lies is goin' real good I even hadda go to this dump of backwater called Irun man that place sucked all the bitches hadda walk around with carpet on their heads and stuff.

It may take me a couple more months and but I promise that I will discover the truth. So please Mr. Mahmoud Claus gimme everything I want this year.

Me name am Charlie Sheen.


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Woah, look at that guy's hair!

Yo, Immadinnajacket-
Yo bitch done come out from the well and he looking for you. And he be pissed.

I found Charlie Sheen in my dumpster with Anne Heche. I didn't know he was a lesbian.

I found Charlie Sheen in my dumpster with Anne Heche. I didn't know he was a lesbian.

See? If you'd tack up that picture of Billary out by the dumpster, this sort of thing wouldn't happen.

It would fill up with either money or the bodies of people like Charlie Trie or Hsu.

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You've got mail. Sorry for the delay. Due to budget cuts the People's Mail has been just a little slow in arriving.


Dear Charlie Sheen,
Mr. Mahmoud Claus??? Yes, I am the one bringing the Gift of Islam to an ignorant, corrupt World. Yes, I am the 12th Imam, the one who will wipe away the tears of all the oppressed Peoples of the Planet, but I am not this Claus person you speak of.

Even if I were, you would receive nothing at all except the Judgment that all infidels will receive. "I even hadda go to this dump of backwater called Irun man that place sucked all the bitches hadda walk around with carpet on their heads and stuff." ??? Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

May Allah have mercy on your soul. I will not.

Please say hi to all my friends at ThePeoplesCube, especially Pinkie.

Yours in Peace and Freedom,
Mahmoud