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OTTAWA (Reuters) - Royal Mounted Police have launched a more extensive crackdown on "social corruption" such as women flouting Islamic dress codes on Monday.

"In its wider crackdown which has started from Saturday, police will confront those who appear in public in an indecent way and will also seal off shops selling un-Islamic dress," the newspaper said, quoting an unnamed police official.

The dress code, imposed after Canadians lost their spines in the early part of the decade, requires women to cover all their hair and wear long, loose-fitting clothes to disguise the shape of their bodies. Violators can receive lashes, fines, or imprisonment.

The authorities usually launch crackdowns before the hot summer months when women like to wear lighter clothing such as calf-length pants and brightly colored scarves pushed back to expose plenty of hair.

"Police will seize women with tight coats and cropped trousers and also men with Western-style hair cut will be arrested," the police official said.

Especially in the urban areas, many women ignore traditional head-to-toe black chadors. The Islamic dress code is less commonly challenged in poor suburbs and rural regions.

Some women, testing the boundaries of the law by wearing tight clothes were also confronted by single male "vigilantes" between the ages of 16 and 60, mainly at the affluent malls.

"Some of these women are misguided by western influences," said Mullah Muhammad Muffty. "Some are totally outrageously hot, hot, hot, and don't mind showing it... those are the ones I am trying to help. Some say, 'let the police handle it,' but I think it my duty to help as many as I can. I understand the application of lashes, fines, and imprisonment better than the secular authorities."

Mark Steyn was unavailable for comment.



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NO! It can't be true! What will we do without half-naked women all over! The party needs them to survive! We can't allow this to continue! We can't be victims of our own progressiveness!

Time to wax my burquini zone! (nowhere)

Premier Betty wrote:NO! It can't be true! What will we do without half-naked women all over! The party needs them to survive! We can't allow this to continue! We can't be victims of our own progressiveness!

High command Premier, with all do respect to you, the progression must continue because we will reach greatness eventually. If the Party says the cloths must be changed, than it must be so. Remember, we must reach an equality amonst all, if all women wear the same style and color, men will no longer be the opressors they once were.

But what about us? How are we supposed to continue without scantily clad women to... um... "assist" us in our duties? I'm sure the Chairman will back me up on this.

Premier Betty, you know that we are all equal, and that "we" can't have decadent privleges denied to the hayseeds of flyover country. Of course as a long-time party member, you will be expected to fulfill certain "responsibilities" in keeping with your rank, maybe two or three times per day, discreetly within the rehabilitation compound.

Observe the correct behavior of Mullah of the Church of Climatology, Al Gore, whose carbon footprint has increased 10 percent since going green. http://tennesseepolicy.org/main/article ... cle_id=764

Stricter enforcement of proper dress will increase rehabilitation numbers. Long live the party of the same old change!

Red Bubba wrote:Premier Betty, you know that we are all equal, and that "we" can't have decadent privleges denied to the hayseeds of flyover country. Of course as a long-time party member, you will be expected to fulfill certain "responsibilities" in keeping with your rank, maybe two or three times per day, discreetly within the rehabilitation compound.

Observe the correct behavior of Mullah of the Church of Climatology, Al Gore, whose carbon footprint has increased 10 percent since going green. http://tennesseepolicy.org/main/article ... cle_id=764

Stricter enforcement of proper dress will increase rehabilitation numbers. Long live the party of the same old change!

What he said.

But what about ME?!?

Premier Betty wrote:But what about ME?!?

Try porn

Took my shovel and did some digging. For Betty, with love from the gurls at the Cube:

https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=1339

Put on a little Ode to Joy from Beethoven's Ninth and just keep scrollin'. . .

I for one agree with Premier Betty. Of course the Party must decide what is best for the Common Good™, but I believe those who advocate for this Islamic dress code as an ideal for equality are "barking up the wrong burqa." I submit that there is yet still a more efficient and progressive dress code for us to model our progressive world, and that of course would be the Ferengi dress code. It eliminates costly competition, cuts down on consumption of resources, as well as the many other obvious benefits.

There is only one dress code for women that satisfies this People's Member. (Pun not intended)

That would be .... women in cut off blue jeans with frizzed edges, barefoot, wearing daddy's dress shirt tied up at the belly with the sleeves rolled up.

This is a timeless form of dress and I will be 'offended' if others do not think as I do.

Nice one, Red Bubba!

Not quite as timeless as the Ferengi style however.

I will put down my weapon as soon as you provide data on the Ferengi Dress Style!

Ferengi women wore no clothes. How progressive is that?

Naked Ferengi women? If they look anything like Ferengi men I'd rather they wore burqas.

A RARE SNAPSHOT OF FERENGI WOMEN ENGAGING IN TRADITIONAL CULTURAL ACTIVITIES

<img width="540" src="https://www.zombietime.com/hillary_sf_o ... G_4984.JPG">

And here's someone who looks like a Ferengi man promises everybody free ice cream.

Free the icecream! Enslave the productive!
That's good enough for me.

Obama/Santa '08

Dear Lenin! One mention of naked wimmin and out come the boobs not bombs crowd! But thankfully, even they are breaking Ferengi dress codes!

Comrades,
We must impose our will on the ignorant and unenlightened. Equality can only be assured if all women were required to wear burkas. In this way we assure the pretty are not favored over the ugly(see photo by red square.). I believe I will form a party group to investigate that the pretty women are not given unfair advantage. And if they are found to have capitalised (sorry for the foul word)on thier good looks I will send them to my personal gulag to instruct them in proper party re-education.No sacrifice is too good for the party and I will toil at this endeaver to further our cause.

Is not equality also served if all wear nothing at all, and in fact, this equality places less of a burden on state resources.

The best call for universal equality was expressed in the People's Cube Progressive Thanksgiving Prayer: Blessing of the Taxes

Propaganda Department wrote:Tax the rich. Sicken the healthy. Scar the beautiful. Destroy the"successful". Drown the bankers. Blind the stock traders. Cripple the athletes and sever the hands of the musicians.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Is not equality also served if all wear nothing at all, and in fact, this equality places less of a burden on state resources.

Yes commrade, equality is served, but how can the proletariat work if they ogle pretty women in the buff and recoil from the ugly ones. The only way we can truly spread our progressive minds and be shovel ready is to abolish all distractions.

Here we are in 2011 and the situation is much worse. The insults to the very tenets of Islam continue. I offer this disgusting video as proof:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zzOWA0 ... re=related

Praise be to the Obama.