8/15/2006, 8:58 pm
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Jamal Sixpack, who had captured world media sympathies last year as a symbol of President Bush's failure to protect Democrat voters of New Orleans from their own base impulses, has recently joined Flat Fatima and other Popular Media Figures™ in a broad campaign to improve news reporting worldwide.
Add that vintage look with a Che Guevara figure (monochrome models only). Mount it in front of a burning garbage dump and collect a Pulitzer.
Currently in production are cutouts of the members of International Front for the Liberation of Media Whores*, including Al Gore, John Murtha, Hugo Chavez, Sean Penn, John Kerry, Jane Fonda, and most recently Ned Lamont. Laminated on 5mm thick corrugated plastic board, water resistant, durable, and light weight, they are ideal for quick mounting on the ground - individually or in groups. Generate hard-hitting reporting photos without any knowledge of Photoshop!
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*International Front for the Liberation of Media Whores has recently declined application from Paris Hilton on the grounds that she is more of a plain whore as opposed to a purely media whore, which is a more idealistic endeavor that involves going out of one's way to gain the attention of various media outlets to promote oneself or a particular ideology.
Courtesy of Reuters: "messing with your heads for the Greater Good™"
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SAMPLE FOOTAGE: The life and times of Jamal Sixpack
Sample caption: Upbeat and vivacious, Jamal Sixpack has recently been spotted on photos published by Reuters, AP, Al Jazeera, and other news agencies highlighting the immorality of a US-sponsored Zionist aggression against peaceful Hezbollah villages.
