The People's Cube - Political Satire

To all white comrades;

Make preparations quickly. Your time is limited. Comrade Noel Ignatiev, a professor at Massachusetts College of Art, sends Marxmas Holiday greetings to all. (well, not all) During his final lecture before retiring to plot the destruction of all enemies of The PeopleState on Monday, he told his white male students "you don't deserve to live. You are a cancer, you're a disease."

NewsBusters: IGNATIEV: The goal of destroying the white race is simply so desirable, it boggles the mind trying to understand how anyone could possibly object to it. Those who object to my advice, knowingly or perhaps unknowingly, are themselves white supremacists. They wish to go on oppressing and exploiting other races and maintaining their own privileged positions of power. That is the conscious and sometimes subconscious motivation of all of my critics. That is why they object to destroying the cancer of humanity known as the white race. That ugly disease, which dares to call itself a people and a culture. [...]"

"Obviously, all whites need to be destroyed, but why not start with white males? They are behind most of history's greatest atrocities. Besides, some of the brothers like to bang white women. Eventually white women can breed out, but my feeling is that if you are a white male, you should kill yourself now. If you are a thoughtful person, with a social consciousness who considers himself white, you will consider suicide. It's the right thing to do.

This is a joke, right? Wasn't Karl Marx white?

So is he inviting someone to kill him? But then again, since Ignatiev is himself a white male, why should anyone pay attention to what he says?

Paraphrase of Bob Dylan's A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall:
Oh, what did you learn, my blue-eyed son?
Oh, what did you learn, my darling young one?

Dear Comrade Noel Ignatiev, you first ducky. Give us a power of example and show how it's done.

Wow. It must really suck being a white liberal. Especially a white male liberal. How can they stand to look at themselves in the mirror? Maybe that's why so many are dirty and unshaven. Let's hope the moron's who applaude and agree with this asshole will take his advice.

I'm sure many Progs think like he does, but are too careful to articulate it so clearly. Certainly, many Progs have been educated by men and women like this. Yet, so many are called loons for daring to be nervous when the government pushes for civilian disarmament.

As one survivor of the USSR warns:

" Do not be fooled by a belief that progressives, leftists hate guns. Oh, no, they do not. What they hate is guns in the hands of those who are not marching in lock step of their ideology. They hate guns in the hands of those who think for themselves and do not obey without question. They hate guns in those whom they have slated for a barrel to the back of the ear."




I am deeply saddened by Comrade Professor Ignatiev's retirement. This clear thinker has so much to offer the youth of the USSA. I hope he can be persuaded to at least give guest lectures now and then.

Dedhedvedev wrote:This is a joke, right? Wasn't Karl Marx white?

Yes, but he didn't think like a white guy, so that's OK. Just like Comrade Ignition is white, but he doesn't think like a white guy, either. So that's also OK.

Remember, Bill Clinton is white, but he's still our first black president.

Now do you understand? If you don't, it's because you think like a white guy, and I have a long, illustrious history of whacking white guys with my shovel.

I don't get it. If all whites are evil and he is white how is it that he can rise above his evil and see things clearly. Doesn't his insight blow apart his theory?

For those who missed it the first time around, I refer you HERE for the in-depth Cube Study™ of White Privilege.

Me, I hate myself.

Most white men are bad. There are a few good ones, like Bill Clinton and Professor Ignoramass, but they are the rare exceptions. They do not think like white men.

Likewise, there is such a thing as bad blacks who deserve to die just as much as most white men. Examples include Herman Cain, Allen West, and Clarence Thomas. They are bad because they think like white men.

And if you still don't get that, it's because you're either a white man and/or you think like one, ergo you deserve to die.

Oh. Now I get it.

Perhaps Comrade Ignatiev will lead the glorious struggle against white supremacy by offing himself first.

Maybe I'm just selfish, but I'm going to hang on a bit longer to savor my white male privilege. As I'm still privileged to work full time, I can maintain my privilege to pay taxes in order to support people who have either given up or have been denied (yeah right!) their privilege to work - and their children. I am soooooo privileged to be able to support millions of children born to single mothers, who of course can't be expected to support their own progeny.

Hmmm, on second thought . . .

I wonder if the folks at GenocideWatch are familiar with the good professor's professing on the subject of genocide? Considering that one of their criteria is: “It is a crime to plan or incite genocide, even before killing starts, and to aid or abet genocide: Criminal acts include conspiracy, direct and public incitement, attempts to commit genocide, and complicity in genocide.” I would suggest they may be interested. If you believe they should be notified, well, it's up to you.


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I'm preferred? ... uh I'll get right on it.... I'm still a bit groggy after the Missus gave me them blue pills... she said the Obamacare doctor told her that I shouldn't worry and just take them... must have been the same ones Craptek was prescribed.... (re:"On the Road") My hands are never clean after a party! Especially after the Dumpster Diving™ games... But I'm always willing to work for greater good of the collective!

He is Jewish, came to America to save his ass, and speaks evil of America. How about so much evil blacks have done to blacks? Like Sudan or Rwanda. How about the evils that Turks have done to me personally?

These guys preach inter-race and I have nothing against that, I go inter-race myself. I have observed that they preach inter-race to the others, not to their daughters. To their daughters they preach ashkenazi. Also spelled ashke-nazi.

Dances with Socialists wrote:

I'm sure many Progs think like he does, but are too careful to articulate it so clearly. Certainly, many Progs have been educated by men and women like this. Yet, so many are called loons for daring to be nervous when the government pushes for civilian disarmament.

As one survivor of the USSR warns:

" Do not be fooled by a belief that progressives, leftists hate guns. Oh, no, they do not. What they hate is guns in the hands of those who are not marching in lock step of their ideology. They hate guns in the hands of those who think for themselves and do not obey without question. They hate guns in those whom they have slated for a barrel to the back of the ear."

-Stanislav Mishin

Pravda
28.12.2012

Exactly comrade – the national socialist left only cares about guns in the hand of those who would resist their tyranny – they don't care about guns in the hands of criminals (That helps their cause so they can call for more government to do something about crime)


A little though experiment to illustrate the sheer divide in this country – reverse the colors in that comment and then imagine what would happen:

Massachusetts College of Art Prof: Caucasians Negros Must Die

Can you imagine the explosion that would result from a College prof uttering that?

With all the able bodied, white, heterosexual men gone, who will toil it the collective beet fields?

Comrades,

All things considered, perhaps I should change my avatar slogan from "Defender of The People's Nuts" to "Defender of The Nuts People."

Red Menace wrote:With all the able bodied, white, heterosexual men gone, who will toil it the collective beet fields?

No one will. Because by that time the Government will provide beets. Just as Government will provide us with everything once the white male oppressors have been annihilated.

Beets come from the beet factory. All we have to do is seize the means of production and we will have all the beets we need.

Correct, Comrade Otis. And we already have all the nuts we can handle.

Comrade Otis wrote:Beets come from the beet factory. All we have to do is seize the means of production and we will have all the beets we need.

Thank you for your in-depth analysis, Comrade. It is clear that you have thought this matter through and have not let logic or reason interfere with correct Party ideology.

Comrade Academician Ignatiev will surely be pleased to know that I have cancer; in very truth. But death comes for all, and any transitory satisfaction involving my premature demise will be requited beyond this life since he will have to deal with me and my colleagues on the Membership Committee of Hell. And let him know that when he arrives in our midst, he will not be able to look in any direction without seeing likenesses of Rush Limbaugh, Ronald Reagan, G. Gordon Liddy, and Billy Busch, who brews my Kraftig, which, when digested I will excrete upon his borscht. If this Ignatiev possessed the power as an arbiter of culture anywhere beyond his campus for to inflict himself upon the undeserving collective, the mass suicide he commands come about just might. For I would not desire to live in such a world another hour. That is ll.

Comrade proffesor Ignatiev is an old fool that is lucky to be going into retirement, and saving us trouble from dealing with him in public arena. While his views and points are valid, he is guilty of bad form and agitating the masses. Speaking of obvious is punishable by multiple regulations (if you need to see what is in them, submit the official request and my staff will get back to you within 60 days).

Taking into consideration professors prior contributions to the body of people's work, we will exercise lenience, and assign only periodic surveillance to comrade Ignatiev. Should he continue speaking obvious, we will re-open the case.

Signed.

Captain Craptek wrote:I wonder if the folks at GenocideWatch are familiar with the good professor's professing on the subject of genocide? Considering that one of their criteria is: “It is a crime to plan or incite genocide, even before killing starts, and to aid or abet genocide: Criminal acts include conspiracy, direct and public incitement, attempts to commit genocide, and complicity in genocide.” I would suggest they may be interested. If you believe they should be notified, well, it's up to you.

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Comrade, it is not genocide if <spit> whites <spit> are being killed in mass numbers.

Capt. Commie wrote: Wow. It must really suck being a white liberal. Especially a white male liberal. How can they stand to look at themselves in the mirror? Maybe that's why so many are dirty and unshaven. Let's hope the moron's who applaud and agree with this asshole will take his advice.

Funny how they never seem to do that. And yes, I really think liberals are not happy with themselves or with anything. I once had the interesting experience of working in a retail pharmacy environment. Most of your obvious tree-humping, Bush voodoo doll-owning liberals are on a whole bunch of anti-depressants, anti-psychotics, and anti-anxiety meds.

Wow. It must really suck being a white liberal. Especially a white male liberal. How can they stand to look at themselves in the mirror? Maybe that's why so many are dirty and unshaven. Let's hope the moron's who applaude and agree with this asshole will take his advice.[/quote]


Captain ........about your " looking in the mirror " observation ........ it only applies to those who possess a conscience.
We all know, this quality has never been a problem for our Dear Leader.

[quote="Capt. Commie"]

Case in point: Here He is attending His own daily worship service:

Comrade Pistov wrote:Comrade Academician Ignatiev will surely be pleased to know that I have cancer; in very truth. But death comes for all, and any transitory satisfaction involving my premature demise will be requited beyond this life since he will have to deal with me and my colleagues on the Membership Committee of Hell. And let him know that when he arrives in our midst, he will not be able to look in any direction without seeing likenesses of Rush Limbaugh, Ronald Reagan, G. Gordon Liddy, and Billy Busch, who brews my Kraftig, which, when digested I will excrete upon his borscht. If this Ignatiev possessed the power as an arbiter of culture anywhere beyond his campus for to inflict himself upon the undeserving collective, the mass suicide he commands come about just might. For I would not desire to live in such a world another hour. That is ll.

Comrade Pistov,
Thank you for your contribution to duty and humanity.
But seriously, as a People's Cube member and for what it's worth, I wish you the best. I've read your comments in the past and you are a good party member. Sadly there will be one less voice adding to the faux-commie fun, but as you said, someday we will all join you. With the passing of Obamacare it may sooner than many of us expected, but I do expect to reminisce over old Cube posts in the here (or there) after.

Comrade Krasnodar, that mirror does get a lot of use, doesn't it?

Most certainly.
I feel for the White House cleaning staff who must spend hours a day wiping off Dear Leader's lip marks from all of the mirrors.

K
Better have them check the copy machine scanners for fanny streaks as well. After all; we pay for it.

Krasnodar wrote:Most certainly.
I feel for the White House cleaning staff who must spend hours a day wiping off Dear Leader's lip marks from all of the mirrors.

Let them be grateful it is only lip marks.

Still, I guess I can't blame him for being so popular with himself.

After all, by his own estimation, he is the fourth greatest President in American history !

( I wonder who's coming down from Mt. Rushmore ? )

Krasnodar wrote:Still, I guess I can't blame him for being so popular with himself.

After all, by his own estimation, he is the fourth greatest President in American history !

( I wonder who's coming down from Mt. Rushmore ? )

Since all on Mt. Rushmore are white males, they must all be obliterated.

RedDiaperette wrote: Since all on Mt. Rushmore are white males, they must all be obliterated.

Taliban Demolition can handle that job! What they did to Buddha, they can do for Obama.