On the Road to Financial Ruin, I Found ObamaCare

Health problems almost caused his financial ruin.
Then he found ObamaCare!

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And it's a good thing I did. Now I can go to Iran and get my radiation treatments for free. Before ObamaCare, my radiation treatments were the expensive "old fashioned" kind derived from dirty old insensitive warlike scientists in The States. Now I can get the new "clean" radiation from the passive, sensitive, and caring Islamist nuclear mad dogs, wanting to kill everyone in the western hemisphere physicians. Thank you Comrade Obama and Comrade Chamberlain Kerry; You saved my life. And, my wallet still has some money in it since your website goes down more than Paris Hilton a lot and I can't find a way to pay you guys. Gee, you all at ObamaCare are swell.
 

Comrade Red Walrus, Not only can one receive clean radiation from the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Nuclear Enriching Health and Planned Parenthood Center but also a free lube job thrown in as well. Why it’s a double whammy from our Commander-in-Chief, President for Life Obama and that decorated war hero who was wounded on the battlefields of Vietnam, John Kerry, Secretary of Something or Other. Quite frankly, isn’t it time that we put peace,goodwill and courage ahead of our petty differences and find common ground with those who openly plot our destruction.
 

Looks like Craptek has found the joys of Obamacare, too. Didn't know you could OD on that stuff, though.



 

Comrade Peabody -

I'm still not dead, just resting. Had a marvelous weekend though, making certain there will be a plentiful supply of young proglets next spring.
 

Personally Comrades, I would also recommend the facilities in the DPRK, I hear that every night they have karaoke singing tournaments in which they sing local favorites like Death to the American Enemy and The People's Leader with slave volunteer orchestra music in the background; as opposed to the Islamist ones which sound like the recording device was powered by a moldy tangerine battery and sung by a dying mother of 20 with sand and/or acid in her eyes. Musical preferences aside, I'm sure that behind their 'death to America/Israel/Japan' sentiment there's a cuddly, peaceful, little country who wishes to enrich their experiences with the rest of the world.
 

Excellent to hear, Comrade Craptek!! I've heard one can become overstimulated using such, ummm, 'medication'. Glad you had fun at taxpayers' expense!!

And I'm sure Dear Leader will welcome your progeny into the kollecktive. The State can never have enough cannon fodder young minds to mold, you know.
 

Proletariat Peabody

Looks like Craptek has found the joys of Obamacare, too. Didn't know you could OD on that stuff, though.

craptek.jpgIs that Viagra? I wouldn't know but heard it is blue.
 

trashmouth

Comrade Red Walrus, Not only can one receive clean radiation from the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Nuclear Enriching Health and Planned Parenthood Center but also a free lube job thrown in as well. Why it’s a double whammy from our Commander-in-Chief, President for Life Obama and that decorated war hero who was wounded on the battlefields of Vietnam, John Kerry, Secretary of Something or Other. Quite frankly, isn’t it time that we put peace,goodwill and courage ahead of our petty differences and find common ground with those who openly plot our destruction.
Comrade Trashmouth, excellent points you bring to the collective. If during my entire lifetime I could find a way to annihilate freedom and liberty as vigorously and brazenly as Comrade Kerry and Comrade Obama do on a daily basis, my life would have ended triumphantly. In the meantime, I will continue with my duties at OFA making certain global warming and racism are the 2 main talking points for the 2014 midterm revolution.
 

As the learned disciples of the demi-glorious Chairman Mao are wont to say:

"If you meet the Obamacare on the road, kill him.

"Whatever your conception is of the Obamacare, it is wrong! Kill that image. Reality is an impermanent illusion. If you believe that you have a correct image of what it means to be Obamacaredfor, then you need to kill that image and keep applying sticky bandages to that hole in your foot."