5/10/2014, 3:18 am
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Comrades,
I am pleased that our fellow progs exposed those nasty reichwing neanderthals the Benham Brothers, forcing People's Propaganda Station #9556, aka HGTV, to toss them off.
Helping The Poor™ is not a good enough way to make up for saying things the militant LGBTQ movement finds offensive. Just who do they think they are? Besides, our tolerant and understanding People's Government™ provides all the crappy, substandard shelter these people will ever need. And, our party helps them figure out for whom they should vote so they don't have to waste mental energy doing it themselves. Said energy is better used choosing the type of tattoo or even firearm they want to buy using their EBT card.
What these teabillies don't realize, Comrades, is that if they want access to OUR television networks (not theirs but ours) they better not have said anything or supported anything that was ever offensive to the new National Religion of LGBTQ. If they have, we will find out and we will destroy their careers and prevent them from ever working again.
We believe everyone has a right to free speech as long as they say that with which we agree. I would say violation of this will cause us to blackball them but that would be racist. Sometimes our new politically correct societal religion commandeers the color pink, so maybe we could pinkball them? But then, that too might be racist because some people's skin color is a bit pink. And then there is Commissarka Pinkie and I don't want to be whacked with her shovel.
Anyway, I think it is necessary to draw a rainbow line in the sand and let people know once and for all what is allowed and not allowed in society under the Current Truth's new National LGBTQ Religion. (Yes, I am well aware of a debate in another thread about rainbow vs. red. But remember, red lines in the sand are reserved for Dear Leader when he deals with countries like Russia, Syria, or even Liechtenstein if the latter decides to thumb its nose at the USSA once Dear Leader gets finished degrading improving our defenses.)
We must make it clear to the neanderthals where the rainbow line is in the sand and what happens if they cross it. We need a list of what they can do, what they can't do, and what the punishments will be. I suspect we need several thousand of these.
So, I ask that each of us come up with items for the list. We can then have a well funded committee (tax the rich to pay for it!) over several years to make the final decision of what is to be included (though we always must be inclusive, Comrades) or not. Then Dear Leader can sign it as an executive decree.
My suggestions:
I look forward to your most equal ideas, comrades.
Comrades,
I am pleased that our fellow progs exposed those nasty reichwing neanderthals the Benham Brothers, forcing People's Propaganda Station #9556, aka HGTV, to toss them off.
Helping The Poor™ is not a good enough way to make up for saying things the militant LGBTQ movement finds offensive. Just who do they think they are? Besides, our tolerant and understanding People's Government™ provides all the crappy, substandard shelter these people will ever need. And, our party helps them figure out for whom they should vote so they don't have to waste mental energy doing it themselves. Said energy is better used choosing the type of tattoo or even firearm they want to buy using their EBT card.
What these teabillies don't realize, Comrades, is that if they want access to OUR television networks (not theirs but ours) they better not have said anything or supported anything that was ever offensive to the new National Religion of LGBTQ. If they have, we will find out and we will destroy their careers and prevent them from ever working again.
We believe everyone has a right to free speech as long as they say that with which we agree. I would say violation of this will cause us to blackball them but that would be racist. Sometimes our new politically correct societal religion commandeers the color pink, so maybe we could pinkball them? But then, that too might be racist because some people's skin color is a bit pink. And then there is Commissarka Pinkie and I don't want to be whacked with her shovel.
Anyway, I think it is necessary to draw a rainbow line in the sand and let people know once and for all what is allowed and not allowed in society under the Current Truth's new National LGBTQ Religion. (Yes, I am well aware of a debate in another thread about rainbow vs. red. But remember, red lines in the sand are reserved for Dear Leader when he deals with countries like Russia, Syria, or even Liechtenstein if the latter decides to thumb its nose at the USSA once Dear Leader gets finished degrading improving our defenses.)
We must make it clear to the neanderthals where the rainbow line is in the sand and what happens if they cross it. We need a list of what they can do, what they can't do, and what the punishments will be. I suspect we need several thousand of these.
So, I ask that each of us come up with items for the list. We can then have a well funded committee (tax the rich to pay for it!) over several years to make the final decision of what is to be included (though we always must be inclusive, Comrades) or not. Then Dear Leader can sign it as an executive decree.
My suggestions:
- The various sexual minority groups cannot just survive on only five letters (LGBTQ) especially as their power expands. Give them the rest of the letters. Make up letters for them, even. They deserve this because they were oppressed!
- Recognize that LGBTQ people were absolutely the most oppressed group of people in the history of the world and it's now time to pay the piper. But even so, they are still and always will be the most oppressed victim group in the world. In the entire universe!
- The next Dear Leader must be an OPENLY LGBTQ Dear Leader
- If you said something in the past or contributed to a candidate or ballot initiative in the past that offends the militant LGBTQ movement, you better pony up the bribe necessary fees to the Commissar of Time to so he can go back and erase it. Failure to do so will result in loss of career and livelihood. A few dozen cases of vodka to the leaders in the militant LGBTQ movement might also do the trick.
I look forward to your most equal ideas, comrades.
