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"You [Sheehan] give us hope and you show us that there are different Americans than those whom we know," stated Ramadan Adassi, chief of the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades terror group in the West Bank's Anskar Refugee Camp.

"This sincere woman says what we've been saying all these last years – Saddam never threatened America or its security. Now Iraq is being decimated and America is losing. Voices like Sheehan's show things can change."

“[Sheehan] can be my 43rd wife any day.”

“Oh-my-Allah Cindy Sheehan is like so hot.” The Hezbollah leader said after Sheehan wrote, "Am I emotional? Yes, my first born was murdered. Am I angry? Yes, he was killed for lies and for a neo-con agenda to benefit Israel. My son joined the army to protect America, not Israel."

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“Thanks Cindy. You light up my life like a million A-bombs going off in Tel Aviv.”

She has been a beacon of hope in a dark, imperialist warmongering world. But I don't believe Bin Laden would take her as his wife regardless of her outstanding qualities. I say this only because the recent marriage of his son to that British woman who also embodies progressives ideas, was recently put to an end after her husband received a threatening call from "one of his relatives" whose voice he recognized, and told him in no uncertain terms that he best end that marriage for the simple reason that she was from England. As I have said many places, that while Bin Laden has been of great service to the Party, he continues to harbor many un-progressive ideas.

She has been a beacon of hope

A bacon of hope? Oh, wait, that's beacon. Never mind. Phooey, I wanted bacon.

But yeah, um... yes. Cindy She-man has done great things to help those who killed her son kill even more, and want to kill more. Without her taking the blame from those who are at fault and pinning it on the person in charge, our efforts in manipulating the government and people of this nation would have been a lot harder.

She gets the award for "Useful Idiot of the Year"

And where's my bacon?

Hmmm, I am not so sure she should get that for this year. Now clearly she was the Useful Idiot of the Year in 2006, but lets face it, until the past few months, she has been almost unheard from. You have to hand it to her though, you just can't keep a good useful idiot down can you?

I think that the problem with her lately is that she has been running as an independent and no longer has support from the party. Like Michael Moore, she is bringing on too much too quickly, thus losing her usefulness. If she would only come back to the party, and wait for next year's revolution, then she would be let back on Daily Kos and given more media attention.

I like to see Cindy Shitcan run.... run fast, run far.

Run away. Off the nearest cliff. and forever immortalize herself in the jagged rocks below creating a memorial for all to remember he by, and the example of extreme hypocrisy she set for everyone.

I would be happy to do what I can to make such a monument for her.

Just bring her to a cliff and tell her that there is a news crew at the base ready to film her receiving her Pulitzer Prize on live TV on every station all over the world. That should take care of it, and if she doesn't run off, it's because she fainted with joy. In which case, you can just push her off.

The Pup will send her a memo immediately to let her know when the interview is set up for!

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MUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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Premier Betty wrote:

She has been a beacon of hope

A bacon of hope? Oh, wait, that's beacon. Never mind. Phooey, I wanted bacon.

But yeah, um... yes. Cindy She-man has done great things to help those who killed her son kill even more, and want to kill more. Without her taking the blame from those who are at fault and pinning it on the person in charge, our efforts in manipulating the government and people of this nation would have been a lot harder.

She gets the award for "Useful Idiot of the Year"

And where's my bacon?

Infidel! Allah does not approve of your "bacon" or your "pork" or even your <...shutter...> "women learning."

Have they not heard about Krissy?
I'm schocked!

I missed that transmission Laika... Krissy??

Infidel! Allah does not approve of your "bacon" or your "pork" or even your <...shutter...> "women learning."

But, but, there is no god out there. There is no one that created us. Darwin told us that we evolved from smelly monkeys and cardboard boxes. I thought I could go through life doing anything and everything I wanted to do without repercussions. I want my bacon! Please don't tell me Darwin lied to me! Please!!!

Have your bacon premier! We are allowed any excess we desire!

Your Bacon Premier Betty...Ahmabaconoinkoinktwittledeedod Bacon, the most progressively nutritious of all the bacons.

Comrade Sea-Bass

That picture is offensive to our Islamic comrades.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:I missed that transmission Laika... Krissy??

Commissar, please refer to file archive 1297-R:
https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopi ... highlight=

You will also learn to not cross the Chairman.

RedtheProgressiveFox wrote:Commissar, please refer to file archive 1297-R:
https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopi ... highlight=

You will also learn to not cross the Chairman.

Well, as it happens, Commissar Pupovich is not one to bow to such pressure as the Chairman can dispense.... grovel perhaps, but never bow. But I already voted for the lovely woman who I had never heard of before, and before I read of the bribe... er... inducements the Chairman was offering.

Mmmm... I can feel my arteries clogging just from looking at the pictures of bacon. Ooh! My arm's all tingly now.

I want to try some of that chicken fried bacon! Doesn't this look wonderful?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbTO0GlONU

You people! Do you not get it! This is culturally insensitive to the mooslems! We must kill all the pigs and burn them! The Laws of Islam demand it. Just like the homosexuals have to take one for the team, so does pork!

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As should the PORK bill!!! That bill was a joke! Ha!

But if you want something that is really cultrally instenitive, how about this!



Read the whole story here:

https://suicidefood.blogspot.com/2007/07/pork-jihad.html

It is a website that I ran across not too long ago. When you are a progressive and do not have a job, what do you do but go out looking for signs that depict animal suicide. I know I stay up at night worrying about these images (although, got to hand it to him, a couple of the pictures that he has are disturbing).

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:

RedtheProgressiveFox wrote:Commissar, please refer to file archive 1297-R:
https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopi ... highlight=

You will also learn to not cross the Chairman.

Well, as it happens, Commissar Pupovich is not one to bow to such pressure as the Chairman can dispense.... grovel perhaps, but never bow. But I already voted for the lovely woman who I had never heard of before, and before I read of the bribe... er... inducements the Chairman was offering.

Good, just vote for one, DO NOT take the Chairman up on his offers. It took me a week before I could eat again. What happened with me is that I did not know at the time that Cindy was back in the game, did not know who Krissy was, and just figured that Pelopsi was the only choice left. Despite this, I tried to take the Chairman, "to the cleaners", but being the strong communist that he is, I have not gleaned enough of his wisdom. So, he got me good. What's that Chairman?! Oh yea! The cleaners wanted that picked up by 5, on it right now sir!

Premier Betty wrote:

Infidel! Allah does not approve of your "bacon" or your "pork" or even your <...shutter...> "women learning."

But, but, there is no god out there. There is no one that created us. Darwin told us that we evolved from smelly monkeys and cardboard boxes. I thought I could go through life doing anything and everything I wanted to do without repercussions. I want my bacon! Please don't tell me Darwin lied to me! Please!!!

Arrgh! Didn't the secretary send out the memo? Note to self: See if party has a clerical opening in the Siberian gulag offices.


For Party Member Eyes only
Memo on Belief in God and Religious Activities.

The existence of God may vary depending on the proximity of the next election cycle. So all the sudden you're a pious man and you go to a church and/or synagogue. I recommend you to go both in order expand your voter base thus increasing your chances to get into office. While you're at it hit up Mosque and a Wicca meeting for PC's sake. Don't forget to stand in front of the cameras after the worship and declare "This is a religion of peace and diversity rules, blah, blah, blah..." right after the Imam declared "Jihad on America" and prayed for "the destruction is Israel." In the case that a member of the congregation detonates himself mention Timothy McVey.

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Her highness is very religious*.


*Religiousness may vary depending on the nearest gay activists, time or year or day for that matter.

RedtheProgressiveFox wrote:DO NOT take the Chairman up on his offers. It took me a week before I could eat again....I tried to take the Chairman, "to the cleaners", but being the strong communist that he is, I have not gleaned enough of his wisdom. So, he got me good. What's that Chairman?! Oh yea! The cleaners wanted that picked up by 5, on it right now sir!

I have heard rumors of such behavior on the part of the Chairman, and have made a point of denouncing everyone who spread such vile anti-Party slander. *Psst.... didn't the fact he had to replace all those Hummels give you a clue about what his offer would be worth?* Now don't let me hear anymore negative comments about the Chairman! And don't lorry around the dry cleaners!

No! No! Commissar! I was not slandering the Great Chairman™. I was pointing out my own wrong. I am saying that if you try to back stab, he will bring the Party's Justice™ down on you. Foxxy was bad, bad foxxy, bad. Just be glad that the party still has use for you, otherwise you would be voting Democrat.

(and I did not know that he had Hummels back then)

My apologies, I should have known that you weren't behind these ugly rumors I hear from time to time, at least when the batteries in the bugs are strong.

An anonymous masterpiece of the People's Art.


My source was
https://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atl ... ve-qu.html

I leave it to the Commissars to relocate this photo, wherever they see fit. In my unanimous opinion, uh, ... I don't have any opinion of where it should go. I haven't a clue.

Adnan Hajj wrote:I don't have any opinion of where it should go. I haven't a clue.

I believe I saw the original in the Commissar Theocritus' bedroom. He has a fine eye for art you know? But the camera lens was a bit out of focus from what appeared to be some sort of strawberry vacuum grease that for some reason was smeared all over the walls.

Getting back from outer space to the topic of Cindy Sheehan, the comrade is now a fugitive from the odious regime of Washington DC:
https://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,298315,00.html
She really should get herself on the waiting list for the Karl Marx Treatment Center.

""She wasn't aware that there was a court appearance today," said Sheehan's spokeswoman, Tiffany Burns, reached by cell phone.

"We'll have the attorney deal with this immediately, so as soon as she's rescheduled to appear, she'll be there," Burns added."

Ah, she is going for the classic "Hsu Defense." Guess we will find her roaming around a train looking disheveled, speaking incoherently, and otherwise befuddled. Oh wait, what will be different for her?