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Comrades, a follow up to my recent post, regarding George Jefferson's disapproval of voter suppression.

Nancy Peloski has now come out against the suppression of 2/3rds of the vote that Dear Leader alluded to in His post-stolen-and-irrelevant-election speech.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi asked her fellow Democrats to keep her on as their leader in the new Congress next year, saying she still has unfinished goals she wants to accomplish.

She said the chief message she took from Tuesday's election, which saw Democrats eviscerated at all levels, is that voter suppression was a problem.

“To succeed, we must inspire, educate and remove obstacles to participation. Only by changing our political environment and broadening the universe of the electorate can we build a strong sense of community and an economy that works for everyone,” she said.

Comrade Kaptain Kangaroo Kourt, most equal that Comrade Peloski is looking into this along with Comrade George Jefferson!

As to her comment about expanding the universe of voters, exactly! It's not enough that Dear Leader gave proxy voting status to Trans-Neptunian Objects right before the election. No, he should have given proxy voter status to every star, planet (even those we don't yet know about), comet, asteroid, moon, and pretty much any other space object including our dear Laika! And, on the anticipation that there might be intelligent life out there somewhere, the party should estimate how many there should be and provide proxy voting. Naturally, if they are intelligent they will vote for our party.

And naturally, as I believe you noted in another thread, the pulse challenged SHOULD have a class action lawsuit against climate change deniers. It was so cold that the ground above them could have been frozen, thus preventing their annual walk to the polling places! Heck, even our founder, George Jefferson, probably couldn't "move on up" from his resting place at Monticello to go vote!

I'm so pleased to see that Comrade Peloski still has work to do and wants another term as Minority Leader. She did such a glorious job last time and we should ensure she gets another term to ensure the Republicans keep the House in the 2016 election. If we need to deploy the votes of deceased Congressmen womyn zombies then so be it.

Comrade, there is certainly evidence of life on other planets.



Wait and see what happens when we get hold of these undocumented aliens.

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: Comrades, a follow up to my recent post, regarding George Jefferson's disapproval of voter suppression.

Nancy Peloski has now come out against the suppression of 2/3rds of the vote that Dear Leader alluded to in His post-stolen-and-irrelevant-election speech.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi asked her fellow Democrats to keep her on as their leader in the new Congress next year, saying she still has unfinished goals she wants to accomplish.

She said the chief message she took from Tuesday's election, which saw Democrats eviscerated at all levels, is that voter suppression was a problem.

“To succeed, we must inspire, educate and remove obstacles to participation. Only by changing our political environment and broadening the universe of the electorate can we build a strong sense of community and an economy that works for everyone,” she said.

English translation: “To succeed win, we must inspire trick, educate confuse and remove control obstacles to participation. Only by changing lying about our political environment and broadening the universe of the electorate illegals can we build a strong sense of community entitlement and an economy that works for everyone Democrats,” she said.

Captain Craptek wrote:English translation: “To succeed win, we must inspire trick, educate confuse and remove control obstacles to participation. Only by changing lying about our political environment and broadening the universe of the electorate illegals can we build a strong sense of community entitlement and an economy that works for everyone Democrats,” she said.

Indeed, comrade. When it works for The Party™, nobody can conplain. In fact, all complaints are viewed as a cry for help - an impassioned plea for re-education - and re-education will surely follow.

FORWARD!