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First of all, you already know how the Jordanians attacked mercilessly this poor unfortunate person, but do you know anything else about her? No? Well we have a story for you.

Let us go to her beginning, no not the birth. Let us go to how she got involved with the region. A flower girl who sought to fight against the terrible regime, Israel. Yes, she was in Tel Aviv, but she was fighting for the African children immigrants who want to live there away from gang related violence in the countries they came out of.

She pushed her hospitality further to the east, or considered West Bank. There she helped the poor unfortunate Palestinians fight the regime even further and possibly met her first crush. They went to Syria where her 'boyfriend' dropped her off at a ISIL controlled location. Is there more to it? There must be. She probably said something about her closeness to her boyfriend and got stoned. She then met a handsome fellow fighting for his country. She got treated as well as all their other women. Months later, an air strike hits the location where, in coincidence, is our fallen hero. Now you know more of her.

Hammer and Loupe wrote:....Now you know more of her.

Thanks, komrade. Apparently she was a hero of the motherland in fighting the oppressive, blood thirsty Israeli regime. I am saddened that she died at the hands of the other blood thirsty oppressors, the Jordanians. She will no doubt be decorated posthumously by Komrade Glorious Leader. Her parents should be decorated as well for bringing up their daughter to be a koolaid chugging dumb shit hero.

Gummipuppe wrote:

Hammer and Loupe wrote:....Now you know more of her.

Thanks, komrade. Apparently she was a hero of the motherland in fighting the oppressive, blood thirsty Israeli regime. I am saddened that she died at the hands of the other blood thirsty oppressors, the Jordanians. She will no doubt be decorated posthumously by Komrade Glorious Leader. Her parents should be decorated as well for bringing up their daughter to be a koolaid chugging dumb shit hero.

A ration card from a fallen hero for this comment.

Random thought. I hope Obama doesn't get approved for war in Syria against ISIS. Let Muslims eat each other alive there. That's what they'll do forever now. That's none of our business. BTW, sharks in People's Socialist Republic of Caliphornia have eaten more Americans. When will comrade Obama kill sharks?

Dos that mean she can be nominated for this year's Rachel Corrie Golden Bulldozer Award?



See the previous recipients of this prestigious award below:

Red Square wrote:Dos that mean she can be nominated for this year's "Rachel Corrie Golden Bulldozer" Award?

If no person nominates her, then I will.

Red Square wrote:Dos that mean she can be nominated for this year's Rachel Corrie Golden Bulldozer Award?

Why, yes, Comrade Red. I do believe she does deserve this most prestigious award.

While similar but not the same: Perhaps along with Brian Williams, who has to put up with being deprived of his ten million dollar annual income for six months.
At the end of his "termination," he will be five million short! Oh, the agony!

Not sure if he really qualifies for the Rachel Corrie. Close, though.

Hammer and Loupe wrote: ...If no person nominates her, then I will.

I will nominate her, komrade, will you second it?

Oh, yes. Thanks for the ration card. Perhaps I can now obtain a few grams of horse meat and a liter of borscht.

BTW, I find it brilliant foreign policy that Komrade Glorious Leader is now asking our supposed DLP komrades in the Peoples' Kongress to give him war powers to fight against ISIS, IS, or whatever the it's called. His cleaver ploy to pull devilish, baby-killing US troops out of Iraq led to the rise of ISIS and created more unrest in the Middle East. Not letting this "good crisis go to waste," he will use it to finally crush the bourgeois DLP RINOs under his jackboot heel.

How? To avoid attacks by state run media and risk alienating "independent voters," the DLP will naturally "reach across the aisle" and give Komrade Obamanovich anything he asks for. After the boots hit the ground in Syria and back again in Iraq, our glorious Demokrat Party kandidate, Hillaria Clintonivsk, will begin blaming the DLP for all the death, destruktion, and kosts resulting from the war which they forced Komrade Glorious Leader to start, thanks to the enemy of the state, Emmanuel Goldstein George W. Bush. State-run media will run with the narrative and Komrade Hillaria is assured viktory.

Gummipuppe wrote:

Hammer and Loupe wrote: ...If no person nominates her, then I will.

I will nominate her, komrade, will you second it?

Yes comrade. I second it.

I'm sure it will bring us all comfort to know that she gave her life to aid Islamic Extremist poor suffering, peaceful, innocent civilians who fire rockets out of schools to attack Israelis, was captured by Islamic Junior Varsity Extremists workplace violence enthusiasts, and subsequently killed by the actions of Islamic Extremists angry Youtube watchers.

But man, those Israelis? What a bunch of heartless a**holes.

How much do I know about comrade Kayla Mueller? Not enough. Not as much as I should. Her heroic deeds in defense of helpless terrorists should be taught in a Common Core class, together with the deeds of St. Pancake.

I made a rather long illustrated comment on this thread, but then decided to split it into a separate topic. Click and you'll see why.

Kayla Mueller awarded 2015 Golden Bulldozer Award by TPC

Red Square wrote:I made a rather long illustrated comment on this thread, but then decided to split it into a separate topic. Click and you'll see why.

Kayla Mueller awarded 2015 Golden Bulldozer Award by TPC

Comrade Red,

Read this and weep for the tragic loss of a budding young Progressive. She only wanted to change the world - that's all. Oh, well... pass the pickled beets, will ya.

But wait, there's more! It seems Kayla was (is) destined to be ranked among the greatest do-gooders of all time. See: Kayla Mueller: "A global journey steered by those in need." Here you'll find proof of just how effective our government educational system has been since the 60's.

And if you'd like to know Kayla's mentor, see Carol Thompson, PhD

Did you know her Northern Arizona Professor,Carol Thompson is part of the AGRA-Watch? Ms. Thompson, author of many books, fights against evil corporation projects like the Green Revolution. This is another inspiration for our own cause.

Hammer and Loupe wrote:Did you know her Northern Arizona Professor Carol Thompson is part of the AGRA-Watch? Ms. Thompson, author of many books, fights against evil corporation projects like the Green Revolution. This is another inspiration for our own cause.

Oops, Comrade Hammer. I was just adding something about that to my post above.

Captain Craptek wrote:

Hammer and Loupe wrote:Did you know her Northern Arizona Professor Carol Thompson is part of the AGRA-Watch? Ms. Thompson, author of many books, fights against evil corporation projects like the Green Revolution. This is another inspiration for our own cause.

Oops, Comrade Hammer. I was just adding something about that to my post above.

Well, we are in the same computer room, right?

Hammer and Loupe wrote:

Captain Craptek wrote:

Hammer and Loupe wrote:Did you know her Northern Arizona Professor Carol Thompson is part of the AGRA-Watch? Ms. Thompson, author of many books, fights against evil corporation projects like the Green Revolution. This is another inspiration for our own cause.

Oops, Comrade Hammer. I was just adding something about that to my post above.

Well, we are in the same computer room, right?

Of course - how silly of me to forget - The People's Computer™

Captain Craptek wrote:
Of course - how silly of me to forget - The People's Computer™

Well, you can explain the relationship with her professor and family. I have not yet touched on it and rather give you an equal chance of the story.

Captain Craptek wrote:I was just adding something about that to my post above.

Hammer and Loupe wrote:Did you know her Northern Arizona Professor,Carol Thompson is part of the AGRA-Watch? Ms. Thompson, author of many books, fights against evil corporation projects like the Green Revolution. This is another inspiration for our own cause.

Da. Komrade Glorious Leader should appoint komrade professor Thompson to lead a state university curriculum breakout session in an education summit. She can expound on the benefits of indoctrinating educating more useful idiots students into zealously advancing the agenda and becoming casualties heroes of the motherland.

Lev Termen wrote:

Captain Craptek wrote:I was just adding something about that to my post above.

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Speaking of poles - Yes Comrade Termen, those days are certainly worth remembering.

Captain Craptek wrote:

Lev Termen wrote:

Captain Craptek wrote:I was just adding something about that to my post above.

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Speaking of poles - Yes Comrade Termen, those days are certainly worth remembering.

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Was that the Craptek Cat Squirrel House mentioned in the People's Museum?