5/20/2016, 9:34 pm
Good news, comrades!
A new enemy of the people has been identified and has become an UNPERSON. After reading this article, no more references towards this evil person (especially positive ones) may be made.
French festivals ditch Eagles of Death Metal over singer's comments
The Rock en Seine and Cabaret Vert festivals have cancelled every show by the social parasites called "Eagles of Death Metal". Read more in this article by our korrekt friends of the Guardian.
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"As we are in total disagreement with Jesse Hughes's recent allegations given in an interview with an American media [outlet], both Cabaret Vert and Rock en Seine festivals have decided to cancel the band's performance,” said a statement by the two festivals, which take place in late August.[/indentr]
The unperson Jesse Hughes, frontman of the degenerate art band Eagles of Death Metal, has had the audacity to have his own, krimethink™ opinion about a small event he had witnessed earlier last year*.
Jesse Hughes clearly strays from the politikally korrekt protocol that has to be followed whenever one is attacked and almost killed by armed muslim hordes:
- Before the bodies of the victims are cold, before the last drop of blood of the last exsanguinating victim has been spilled, every significant witness has to make a statement denouncing Islamophobia and emphasizing the attacks HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ISLAM. Mr Hughes clearly refused to take this logical and most korrekt step.
- In interviews about the attacks on a later date, the blame for the attacks MUST be laid with the imperialistic white (and preferably Jewish) international conspiracy against the poor oppressed Muslim world. Once more, the evil Mr Hughes failed to do so.
- Even if the attackers screamed "I do this for Islam" before blowing themselves up, had written "for Islam" on their torsos, posted on Facebook they did it for Islam, and written extensive testaments ensuring everybody they did it for Islam, after which a random Islamic Terrorist State has confirmed them doing it for Islam, and after all their relatives saying they were really into Islam these past years, knowing they travelled to some dusty desert country to learn about Islam, following Islamic scripture telling them to "slay the infidels," and after finding out they called their house cat "martyr for Islam," this STILL DOES NOT PROVE IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH ISLAM!
- It is imperative that all musicians who become victims of Muslim violence play a tear-jerking cover of "Imagine" by John Lennon on at least 5 occasions. Mr Hughes did not comply.
- Talking about how such attacks can be prevented, the interviewed victims of Muslim terror must use Advanced Doublethink™ to defend a non-violent and non-repressive reaction to mad men with assault rifles, saying things like "words are stronger than guns" or "they may riddle us with bullets, but they can never kill our spirit." These statements sound absurd to the untrained ear, but with concentration and mind training your Doublethink powers can make you believe that they make sense (most Europeans can by now, Americans are a bit behind with this).
- Under no circumstances can the victim make an absurd statement like "guns can defend people against terrorists." Mr Hughes nonetheless uttered this nonsense on numerous occasions, being staunchly pro-gun. Shame on him.
- Even if he would have complied with the above 6 rules, being a Trump supporter, Mr Hughes is destined to become an unperson anyway.
Yours in Thought Control,
Comrade Minitrue
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* For those living on Mars: the culturally appropriate peaceful Muslim massacre of 89 infidels in the Bataclan theatre in Paris of 13 November 2015.