As Kalifornia goes, so goes Amerikkka, so they say, so it's time to get your wives a new burka, run that Isis flag up the front porch flagpole, give the family goat a good shampoo and CELEBRATE the "myriad of contributions that Muslims make."
It's August, and that means MUSLIM APPRECIATION MONTH!
Stop by your local mosque for a list of local businesses owned by "Zionists" that you should boycott. School is coming up; be sure to petition that all school lunch programs are STOPPED during Ramadan, so as not to offend. Does your boss let you take five breaks a day? HE SHOULD! Now is the time to make that happen.
Our Arab brethren have a saying about "the camel's nose under the edge of the tent." Well, HERE IT IS!
Our forward-thinking comrades in the Politbureau of Kalifornia are doing their parts. Contact your local government official today!
Make your wishes known to Government, and make it happen in your area today!
August, Muslim Appreciation month*! That much closer to Next Tuesday!
Ma'a Salaama Comrades!
___________ * brought to you by the Religion of Peace™
8/6/2016, 9:05 am
LevaP
The beautiful Schultz's enduring legacy of inclusion, with Progress [img]styles/pc/imageset/heart.png[/img] , just happens to be my current field assignment.
8/6/2016, 11:42 am
Red Square
8/6/2016, 12:13 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Comrade Director,
Someone in Agitprop department has made a serious error. Use of the Haram porcine beast to endorse anything Muslim is offensive.
Does that illustrator have a standing space on the next train? I'm in the beet fields and then fixing the People's tractor for the rest of the day, or I'd denounce him in person... I'm sure that you can straighten this up and flog reprimand the errant illustrator back to a proper level of diversity, no?.
8/6/2016, 2:17 pm
Ivan Betinov
"Fixing the people's tractor for the rest of the day." Isn't that NewSpeak for "Sleeping under the shade of Tractor Shed #2 for the rest of the day"?
8/6/2016, 2:21 pm
Great Stalin's Ghost
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Comrade Director,
Someone in Agitprop department has made a serious error. Use of the Haram porcine beast to endorse anything Muslim is offensive.
Does that illustrator have a standing space on the next train? I'm in the beet fields and then fixing the People's tractor for the rest of the day, or I'd denounce him in person... I'm sure that you can straighten this up and flog reprimand the errant illustrator back to a proper level of diversity, no?.
Obviously a Zionist Troll . . . although I've seen that avatar somewhere before.
In order to properly join in the appreciative festivities, I've ordered burkas for my wife and daughter from Aisha's Online Islamic Apparel Shoppe. Won't they be surprised! I have also prepared a "proper-sized" switch from the backyard maple tree - just in case the wife is not properly appreciative of the celebration.
8/6/2016, 2:25 pm
LevaP
Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Comrade Director,
Someone in Agitprop department has made a serious error. Use of the Haram porcine beast to endorse anything Muslim is offensive.
Does that illustrator have a standing space on the next train? I'm in the beet fields and then fixing the People's tractor for the rest of the day, or I'd denounce him in person... I'm sure that you can straighten this up and flog reprimand the errant illustrator back to a proper level of diversity, no?.
Obviously a Zionist Troll . . . although I've seen that avatar somewhere before.
In order to properly join in the appreciative festivities, I've ordered burkas for my wife and daughter from Aisha's Online Islamic Apparel Shoppe. Won't they be surprised! I have also prepared a "proper-sized" switch from the backyard maple tree - just in case the wife is not properly appreciative of the celebration.
Respekt
8/6/2016, 3:43 pm
LevaP
Red Square wrote:
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My report on the festivities concurrently happening in Belgium as We celebrate the Unity!
8/6/2016, 7:56 pm
Red Square
Speaking of Europe...
Shakespeare on Islam: "Something's rotten in Denmark"
8/6/2016, 8:08 pm
Comrade Stierlitz
This holiday reminds me of National Brotherhood Week.
Red Square wrote:Speaking of Europe...
Shakespeare on Islam: "Something's rotten in Denmark"
"My Kingdom for a Jihad!"
8/6/2016, 11:28 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
Ivan Betinov wrote:"Fixing the people's tractor for the rest of the day." Isn't that NewSpeak for "Sleeping under the shade of Tractor Shed #2 for the rest of the day"?
Marx forbid me suggesting here anything, but I remember Comrade Craptek returning from Tractor Shed #2, somewhat unbuttoned and a dreamy smile on his face...
8/6/2016, 11:47 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
On a related subject, has anyone seen Comrade Putout?
8/6/2016, 11:55 pm
LevaP
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:On a related subject, has anyone seen Comrade Putout?
If needed still, after my current assignment in Ukraine, i'll join the search....
8/7/2016, 12:17 am
Genosse Dummkopf
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:... Use of the Haram porcine beast to endorse anything Muslim is offensive ...
would this be halal enough? :
8/7/2016, 12:18 am
Captain Craptek
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:On a related subject, has anyone seen Comrade Putout?
Have I ever... I mean, yes. She needed a complete tune-up and lube. If all goes well she might show up tomorrow.
Dr. Craptek
8/7/2016, 12:19 am
LevaP
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:... Use of the Haram porcine beast to endorse anything Muslim is offensive ...
would this be halal enough? :
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... or this?...
8/7/2016, 8:48 am
Comrade Biffinaditch
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Ivan Betinov wrote:"Fixing the people's tractor for the rest of the day." Isn't that NewSpeak for "Sleeping under the shade of Tractor Shed #2 for the rest of the day"?
Marx forbid me suggesting here anything, but I remember Comrade Craptek returning from Tractor Shed #2, somewhat unbuttoned and a dreamy smile on his face...
What would possess a budding flower of the Collective is behave in such an unseemly manner?
From the team that brought you "living with muslims, the board game:" ™
A special package for muslim appreciation month!
"MUSLIM ROULETTE"
Rules of the game:
You play the leader of a European Country. You take a regular "revolver" type handgun and load it with six bullets.
Then aim it towards your head.
Then you say "nothing to do with islam" and you pull the trigger.
This ends the game.
8/7/2016, 7:55 pm
Minitrue
By the way, for the PC archives: 8/6/2016: Muslim machete terror in Charleroi, Belgium. our politically correct media comrades from de Standaard are baffled! The propaganda department is already spinning the blame towards “machetes” (suggesting it is too easy to buy a machete). Korrekt Idea: let's ban all sharp objects for private citizens? That will stop terrorism right?
8/7/2016, 8:13 pm
Red Square
Comrade Minitrue - I thought your idea deserved a more elaborate illustration. This is the American version. I can't think of any universally iconic Western character. If you think of any, let me know!
[img]/images/Islamic_Roulette_Uncle_Sam.jpg[/img]
8/7/2016, 8:26 pm
Red Square
Charles Darwin surely adds an additional twist.
[img]/images/Islamic_Roulette_Darwin.jpg[/img]
8/7/2016, 9:04 pm
$.$. Halliburton
Red Square wrote:Comrade Minitrue - I thought your idea deserved a more elaborate illustration. This is the American version. I can't think of any universally iconic Western character. If you think of any, let me know!
Karl Marx.
Think about it.
8/7/2016, 9:17 pm
Comrade Stierlitz
Red Square wrote:Charles Darwin surely adds an additional twist.
I have a modification of this game:
In a public place, and in-between numbers one and two, start frolicking around and yelling "allahu akbar". Shoot 5 people whilst doing this, then go onto numbers two and three.
8/7/2016, 10:28 pm
Red Square
$.$. Halliburton wrote:
Red Square wrote:Comrade Minitrue - I thought your idea deserved a more elaborate illustration. This is the American version. I can't think of any universally iconic Western character. If you think of any, let me know!
Karl Marx.
Think about it.
Brought to you by the International Marxists.
[img]/images/Islamic_Roulette_Marx.jpg[/img]
8/7/2016, 10:46 pm
Comrade Stierlitz
Red Square wrote:
$.$. Halliburton wrote:
Red Square wrote:Comrade Minitrue - I thought your idea deserved a more elaborate illustration. This is the American version. I can't think of any universally iconic Western character. If you think of any, let me know!
Karl Marx.
Think about it.
Brought to you by the International Marxists.
How about Angela Merkel? Or even Justin "if you kill your enemies, they win" Trudeau?
8/7/2016, 10:59 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
$.$. Halliburton wrote:
Red Square wrote:Comrade Minitrue - I thought your idea deserved a more elaborate illustration. This is the American version. I can't think of any universally iconic Western character. If you think of any, let me know!
Karl Marx.
Think about it.
Goddess Multiculturalia ? (however, an iconic depiction hasn't evolved).
(and, alas, her former embodiment - Kommissarka Intyernazionalia - is outdated.)
Hydra, one head hydrocephalic (Merkel) and the rest flexibly configurable with you-know-who.
(alas, that would rob the game of its elegant simplicity.)
Marx? bingo! - in leather jeans, colorful wreath of EU+MENA flags on head, and red basilisk eyes.
8/7/2016, 11:01 pm
LevaP
Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
How about Angela Merkel? Or even Justin "if you kill your enemies, they win" Trudeau?
Depends on how you define the enemy...
8/7/2016, 11:03 pm
Red Square
Here's a German version (simple minds think alike).
[img]/images/Islamic_Roulette_Merkel.jpg[/img]
8/7/2016, 11:09 pm
LevaP
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Goddess Multicuturalia ? (however, an iconic depiction hasn't evolved).
(and, alas, her former embodiment - Kommissarka Intyernazionalia - is outdated.)
Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Or even Justin "if you kill your enemies, they win" Trudeau?
You mean, this Justin Trudeau?
[img]/images/Justin_Trudeau_Hamas.jpg[/img]
8/7/2016, 11:41 pm
Comrade Stierlitz
Red Square wrote:
Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Or even Justin "if you kill your enemies, they win" Trudeau?
You mean, this Justin Trudeau?
That is indeed him, the PM of Canuckistan.
8/7/2016, 11:47 pm
Red Square
Here's a Canuckistan version:
[img]/images/Islamic_Roulette_Trudeau.jpg[/img]
8/8/2016, 12:02 am
LevaP
Comrades, friends, future assassins,
This is Prog Porn done Korrekt, right here folks!
Red Square wrote:Here's a Canuckistan version:
[img]/images/Islamic_Roulette_Trudeau.jpg[/img]
8/8/2016, 4:05 pm
Minitrue
Wow, what a bunch of most equal posts! Long live Ivan for directing us towards this topic. And Comrade Square: your graphic enhancement is poetry for my eyes. I will use this in many Korrektness - Re -Education classes.
8/8/2016, 4:43 pm
Captain Craptek
Red Square wrote:Here's a Canuckistan version:
[img]/images/Islamic_Roulette_Trudeau.jpg[/img]
I must hurry and play the game or no one will be left!
8/9/2016, 7:55 pm
Red Square
I just posted the Islamic Roulette collection as a separate topic. Thanks, Minitrue, for the idea!
