We are shocked to announce this fact-checked and Goodnews™ approved information.
It appears those sleazy Russians know no boundaries when it comes to undermining democracy™. Forget all you think you know about the last elections in the USA because... Donald Trump - the so-called president elect - DOES NOT EXIST!
In fact, the image of DJT as we know it is a remarkable holographic feat by the large group of Russian hackers that have infiltrated the USA. Some of our more credible Goodnews™ sources even suggest this holograph is built around the very person of Vladimir Putin himself, whose movements are analyzed through CGI technology and then transferred to the "DJT" holograph. Others suggest the "DJT" hologram is based on movements by Andy Serkis (known to be a model for the computer rendered character "Gollum" in the LOTR franchise).
This will end all discussions about the election results. Since Donald Trump does not exist, the imperial throne belongs to Hillary Clinton.
To end on another positive note, this new Russian live CGI holography opens up new possibilities in the movie industry, where many actors can now be replaced by Somalian refugees with a CGI-hologram of a famous actor projected around them.
Whether this will aggravate the current exodus of celebrities to Canada following the downfall of the Democratic party is yet unknown.
Your comrade,
Minitrue
(or is it... ? maybe I'm just CGI?.... you'll never know! Mwa-hahahaha!)
12/16/2016, 11:29 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
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Himmelherrgott, so could it be that the whole "Amerikkka" is just a hologram???
Generated (and continuously emited!), since at least the October Revolution 1917?
Just to have a token "Enemy" to constantly "focus" on, and thereby keep the Kollektive in fear?
A phantom to perpetually "fight" against (for Peace, of course)?
Making Comintern "proud" of its "moral high ground"?
(and also providing an excuse for misery and shortages - you see, we must steadily build our Peace-enforcing machine!)
12/17/2016, 5:36 am
RedDiaperette
My deconstructionist colleagues have said there is NO objective reality. Everything is a hologram of everything else. Including the hologram-maker, I suppose. This becomes very confusing.
12/17/2016, 12:54 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
Deconstructivity, and I mean poststructurally hermeneutic deconstructivity, yeah, ... CGI, holographiousness, beaming-up . . . . .
But as I see, right before me, with my non-lying eyes, a cutely cat in an iron cap (from the epoch of Charles "The Hammer" Martel, no less), then I feel totally, like, again a non-holographical Marxist-Leninist, and reconquistador of reconstructivist Kubism.
12/17/2016, 2:21 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
( Working hypothesis : Amerikkka is not a hologram, beamed out from Kremlin. )
Your disclosure of the heinous technique behind, nay, around TRUMP ‒ as a mere hologram, and at that one with Vladimir P inside, as the core ‒ leads to a 97% consensus concerning the nature of the abovementioned .thingy installed "around(?)" Ma'am Inevitable..
It's now obvious : hologram.
Around HRC there is this spasmic bobblehead caricature, while inside, trapped by fluids of Russian hackery, is the real persona ‒ the Experienced One, the Passionately Caring, the Fighter for Superior Equality of Non-Crackaz, the Stradivari of Diplomacy, the Energetic Accoucheur of Glorious Future.
Glory to . . . _uh, now I'm confused . . . . .
um, glory to Whom, exactly? the Holography? Her Inevitableness? Vladimir P's Hacktroops?
nu, vsyo ravno, let's make it : Glory to Guaranteed Nonholographic Cute Cats in Iron Caps!
... vsyo ravno ... to which YT responds :
Mystery item No. 1
Hide it back (Turn mouse upside down and click. If that doesn't work, try standing on your head)
12/19/2016, 6:32 pm
Minitrue
By the way, most esteemed comrade Genosse, I would like you to give your opinion on this draft for a logo to be used on Korrekt news from the Eurocracy:
Mystery item No. 1
Hide it back 