"Brexit crushes the value of Pi" and other impact studies


Experts around IPCC already see Brexit influences on climate - scenarios show that it will worsen!
There is a chance - anyway, it can’t be excluded - that due to Brexit the sacred value of Pi (those 3.14159...) will shrink, possibly to just 3.
Studies for further traces of Brexit-inducing activity also started, focusing on Vladimir Putin, Dr. Fu Manchu, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, and HAL 9000.
Research for Zionist roots in Brexit (the Jew pulling the strings behind the scenes) did for now present no unequivocal proof.
Womyn with the misfortune of having been given the first name Brittany may employ the services of a nomina-surgeon to perform a chopabrittomy followed by nominoplasty. All expenses will be covered by EU.
Art historians reconsider their Albrecht Dürer exegeses. In a recent near-consensual opinion, Dürer’s Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (e.g. here) is claimed to forebode the Brexit.
Greenwich meridian will be irrevocably replaced by the meridian of Brussels (Le Méridien de Brussels, also in
Signs with the inscription "EXIT" will be replaced by displays of a list of "EXIT" equivalents in all
Of course the same applies to STOP, HERE, CUBE, etc.
As a next step, anglicisms will be removed from everyday language: gal, gay, gender, etc., and then from vernacular: fig, fag, fuck, etc., and finally from tech-gobbledygook: deoxyribonucleidalmonopeptidepimorphisms, etc..
As with 'EXIT', EU-equivalents will be introduced for all those words, in all EU languages. There is work to be done by linguists, writers, printers, and sign painters for decades and maybe millenia.
Channel Tunnel - the rail pipe for high-speed trains running under the English Channel / La Manche Canal - will be renamed (in all
World religions unite!
In a historic moment, Pope Francis will meet the Holy Areopagus of Islam ( مجمع الحكماء المقدسة للإسلام ). The meeting was initially planned to be held in Trier, Germany, the birthplace of Karl Marx. Given Marx's Jewish origin, said Monsignore Ufficio Papale Oratore, that would subtly let Judaism participate in the Accordo Storico. That plan was nixed, however, after Holy Areopagus asked for a signal of compassion and understanding towards the sensibilities of Ummah.
Therefore, the Convegno ( اتفاقية ) will be held in the holy city of Makkah, where Pope Francis will be met by the whole Holy Areopagus of 666 Islamic scholars, seated inside the Kaaba (Muslims only). A comfy stool will be placed right at the doorstep of Kaaba, with the door half-open to facilitate an auspicious exchange of ideas.
The result of that historic summit will be a common Encyclifatwa ( الفقاعة الفتوى ), excoriating Brexit and degrading it to the so-called Lowland of Lowlife ( الأراضي المنخفضة من ), a realm currently hosting Salman Rushdie, Kurt Westergaard, and other Islamophobic scoundrels.


Genosse Dummkopf
.Greenwich meridian will be irrevocably replaced by the meridian of Brussels (Le Méridien de Brussels, also in
Didn't Comrade Louis XIV already take care of Brussels? (and most of the sprouts, too)




Despite Article 50 not being declared it already seems to have made an impact on redrawing the map of Europe. Tisk-tisk


Comrade Biffinaditch
map.jpgDespite Article 50 not being declared it already seems to have made an impact on redrawing the map of Europe. Tisk-tisk
Biff, why is there a huge lake in the middle of Scotland!? It looks like the town of Wick (what a stupid name for a town) would flood instantly!


Comrade Stierlitz
Comrade Biffinaditch
map.jpgDespite Article 50 not being declared it already seems to have made an impact on redrawing the map of Europe. Tisk-tisk
Biff, why is there a huge lake in the middle of Scotland!? It looks like the town of Wick (what a stupid name for a town) would flood instantly!
'Wick' has long held the meaning of 'dwelling place; town.' Although it's highly unlikely, an attempt to smuggle innuendo, as in 'you're getting on my wick," might be in play.


Captain Craptek
( but nice to see the Moelenbeek mosque (seen on the horizon) intact, insha' PBUH )






Ivan Betinov
I thought the Caliphate stretched further into France.

Ivan Betinov
I thought the Caliphate stretched further into France.Insightful Comrade Betinov, your brainy thought is clearly on the right side of History. Yet there is also les Arts de la Présentation des Données (the Arts of Data Presentation), here in our case l'Art de la Cartographie.
Now, you see, in the Frogeater part of dse Yurop (Europe) the market of Map Drawing is dominated by Taqiyya Éditeurs & Verlag (a domination, btw, soon to extend also over frog-eating and the like habits).
Our Esteemed Comrade Minitrue used - as there is nearly no other choice anymore1 - a Taqiyya map. And here yu haf tu anderstand dse intricate pattern of taqiyya map coloring. You see, there is map-green (as you remember it since your primary school days), and then there is map-green . ( خريطة الخضراء ).
... whad? .. question? ... no, no - don’t be silly. of course there is only one green ink used in Taqiyya maps. and then it’s the context, you see, the context - you understand ? ant by dse vay, yu haf Koranik schuls in dse Amerika ? olso haf Koranik schuls dsere ?
1 in Frogeater lands, there is still a chance of (randomly) finding old maps in antiquarians. Yet even here, you better not forget that cuddly antique-shoppe of "1984".


Genosse Dummkopf
Ivan Betinov
I thought the Caliphate stretched further into France.Insightful Comrade Betinov, your brainy thought is clearly on the right side of History. Yet there is also les Arts de la Présentation des Données (the Arts of Data Presentation), here in our case l'Art de la Cartographie.
Now, you see, in the Frogeater part of dse Yurop (Europe) the market of Map Drawing is dominated by Taqiyya Éditeurs & Verlag (a domination, btw, soon to extend also over frog-eating and the like habits).
Our Esteemed Comrade Minitrue used - as there is nearly no other choice anymore1 - a Taqiyya map. And here yu haf tu anderstand dse intricate pattern of taqiyya map coloring. You see, there is map-green (as you remember it since your primary school days), and then there is map-green . ( خريطة الخضراء ).
... whad? .. question? ... no, no - don’t be silly. of course there is only one green ink used in Taqiyya maps. and then it’s the context, you see, the context - you understand ? ant by dse vay, yu haf Koranik schuls in dse Amerika ? olso haf Koranik schuls dsere ?
1 in Frogeater lands, there is still a chance of (randomly) finding old maps in antiquarians. Yet even here, you better not forget that cuddly antique-shoppe of "1984".
If a Frexit movement were to take hold the farsighted Mafiahoudians have already established No Go Zones that will remain in the EU. Smart, young urban hipsters would do well by securing some real estate in the Zone to insure they would continue to enjoy the benefits the EU has to offer.


Ivan Betinov
I thought the Caliphate stretched further into France.Until smashed at Tours by Charles the Hammer. But that was in a different century, and besides the mensch is dead ... as, it would appear, are most of the menschen of Euroland.






Comrade Biffinaditch
Genosse Dummkopf
Ivan Betinov
I thought the Caliphate stretched further into France.Insightful Comrade Betinov ...
... you see, in the Frogeater part of dse Yurop (Europe) the market of Map Drawing is dominated by Taqiyya Éditeurs & Verlag ...
... And here yu haf tu anderstand dse intricate pattern of taqiyya map coloring. You see, there is map-green (as you remember it since your primary school days), and then there is map-green . ( خريطة الخضراء ) ...
... of course there is only one green ink used in Taqiyya maps. and then it’s the context, you see, the context - you understand ? ant by dse vay, yu haf Koranik schuls in dse Amerika ? olso haf Koranik schuls dsere ?
... the farsighted Mafiahoudians have already established No Go Zones that will remain in the EU ...
hah - gotcha ! Taqiyya Éditeurs cheat, pure and simple !
Using whitewash (Liquid Papyrus?) to cover up ZUS, Zones Urbaines Sensibiles aka No Go Zones !
Immediately contacted by our Kubicle, Taqiyya spox 'splained : As-salamu alaykum. Non-non-non. Ce n'est pas whitewash, ce sont clouds, capisci? clouds!
... and then got quite mad, in awfully garbled French - something about fish(?) wrapped in newspaper(??) plus ‛Ndrangheta, then switched to "horse-and-head"(?) in "sleeping", and finally it was all scimitar! scimitar! al-harakkha kafir! al-harrakah!
Strange spectacle, our man recorded it through buttonhole :







May Dear Leader (PBUH) use his mighty pen and phone to make such an executive order!


Minitrue
Hey comrade Genosse, do you have a first choice of place to run to once the Merkellian Reich becomes an islamic republic? Are you more a warm island with coconuts man or rather a hut in scandinavia?to flee, or not to flee? that is no question ...
uh, huh, hut - muy simpatico...
b..b..but : Scandinavia ? you mean, like, Sverigestan ?? Malmö ??? nej tack ! (no thanks !)
So, it will rather be coconuts, fine-grained white sand, and those hula-cuties (brunettes!).
Last time I checked, Mururoa Atoll looked pretty safe, comparatively. And it’s not crowded, over there.
Then there also is the (imho) pinnacle of anthropo-under-the-Sun-dwelling-design : yurt, the portable shack. And when Brussels ultimately goes bananas — in vee-vill-be-bak-vith-Merkel mode — the yurt thing is also for you, Esteemed Minitrue!
. . . and last resort : some 3.000 miles ENE (beeline)...
My Stalin-era credentials (Batyushka, the shining sun in our hearts) and my Russian parlance (by Russkies invariably - yet wrongly - identified as nu, ty Pribaltik? (ah, you from Baltic Repubs?)), that should suffice for, say, a comfy post as janitor in some sulfuric sweatshop in Norilsk.


Red Square
Dear Genosse Dummkopf - with yet another post promoted to the Mother Page, you are hereby awarded the Hero of Socialist Labor medal and ration card ...... here I wake up, go proof-read the formerly saved draft (to flee, or not to flee?), submit, the Kube-Electrono-Operator refreshes the page, and... ― badabing-badaboom, what honor : Hero, Socialist, Labor !
The beets I imagine coming with the ration card will be compassionately and equally shared with the World Kollektiv, but even more equally with Religion Of Peace, just to appease their sore sensibilities (and also in hope, the Great PBUH will note this in his Book Of Kuffar Deeds, so I can get some mileage out of it vhen dse Dshermani vill bekam Merkalifat - assalamalaikum, PBUH).


Minitrue
< Battle-of-Tours pic >tell’ya, Frau Merkel was not amused :
(but — till now, anyway — there was no banging on my door, accompanied by hier dse Tsink Poliz, aufmachen! or Antifa skvadron hier, mach auf du Nazi Shvein! vee gif yu jouk, yu vill see! )
( ant how ist yurs dse situaishn in dse Brüssel Kubikel, doorbangvise? )




Minitrue
... Next time ...lil’ suggestion ? :
alas, recent flybys... :
( must be due to that most glorious NASA-outreach via Pen & Phone, huh? )
______________________________________( plus cuddly brotherhoodly Comradette Abedin ? )




Hans Olo
...Brittany is actually an area in France. It is the peninsula where the town of Brest is....Can I submit a work order on the People's ™ Googler?
I entered "Brittany+Brest" and never did get a map, although this young lady did keep appearing...



That ability of Comrades Kubists to, you know, think interdisciplinarily - that’s stunning (near as stunning as the results of such thinkin’, see above).
And thanks, Comrade Stakhanovets for a Stakhanov-class 350% productivity in googling.
___________________( starting to wonder, what exactly stand those ..oo.. in ..google.. for? )


... and here we go again : _(compare this).
With extra spasiba to Comrade Kilroy for manly reliability in performing (at 350% productivity level, too !) that delicate type of non-Kubic mission1.
1 non-Kubic, as it is more of a Hemispheric nature.
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I might be programmed for brunettes, but — give me a shovel-doublepluswhack if - in this pic - it’s not a most eyesome human being.




Ivan the Stakhanovets
Hans Olo
...Brittany is actually an area in France. It is the peninsula where the town of Brest is....Can I submit a work order on the People's ™ Googler?
I entered "Brittany+Brest" and never did get a map, although this young lady did keep appearing...

Did Brittany womyn just crawl out from under a rock? In the EU it is prudent to present yourself so as not to offend Mooslic sensibilities.


Comrade Biffinaditch
Did Brittany womyn just crawl out from under a rock? In the EU it is prudent to present yourself so as not to offend Mooslic sensibilities.
Biff, you seem to be having a penchant for WWII propaganda posters nowadays. Do you support the evil Western US imperialism that was going on during WWII, or do you simply value and cherish the time when the Glorious Soviet Red Army was at the peak of Revolution when it defeated the Dirty National Socialist Menace?



Comrade Stierlitz
Comrade Biffinaditch
Did Brittany womyn just crawl out from under a rock? In the EU it is prudent to present yourself so as not to offend Mooslic sensibilities.
Biff, you seem to be having a penchant for WWII propaganda posters nowadays. Do you support the evil Western US imperialism that was going on during WWII, or do you simply value and cherish the time when the Glorious Soviet Red Army was at the peak of Revolution when it defeated the Dirty National Socialist Menace?
Was it not Herr Goebbels that laid the framework for


In the second world war the poor misguided British fought against their chance to join a European Reich... Now they voted it away... what is wrong with these poor people?
I think our beloved Führerin Merkel will have no choice now but to "repopulate" the British Isles with more "Korrekt" subjects.


Comrade Biffinaditch
... cit. : ...truly spine-chilling, Biff.


Comrade Stierlitz
... Biff, you seem to be having a penchant for WWII propaganda posters nowadays. Do you support the evil Western US imperialism that was going on during WWII, or do you simply value and cherish the time when the Glorious Soviet Red Army was at the peak of Revolution when it defeated the Dirty National Socialist Menace?... or could we give Good Ol' Biff a chance for unstained Progressive Credentials — a love for FDR-time as a true accelerator of ProgUtopia, by then already rammed into Amiland's fabric by more-than-would-be totalitarian Woodrow Wilson & Co-Comrades ?


Genosse Dummkopf
Comrade Stierlitz
... Biff, you seem to be having a penchant for WWII propaganda posters nowadays. Do you support the evil Western US imperialism that was going on during WWII, or do you simply value and cherish the time when the Glorious Soviet Red Army was at the peak of Revolution when it defeated the Dirty National Socialist Menace?... or could we give Good Ol' Biff a chance for unstained Progressive Credentials — a love for FDR-time as a true accelerator of ProgUtopia, by then already rammed into Amiland's fabric by more-than-would-be totalitarian Woodrow Wilson & Co-Comrades ?
I come from compassionate Christian stock that opened their home to


New study : (theoretical studies advanced, now applied science follows!)
The korrekt thinking fraction of polit-consultants caste in the land of knuckle-dragging Brexit derangement came up with a glorious idea (but psst!, look over the shoulder, lest there is a knuckle-dragger on spy mission!).
The idea — tell ya, pure polit-brilliance — is to proclaim, what they call it, a Tixerb-voting round. The vote is for "Yes, I want my country back. My country, as it was."
And of course you see the trick — it’s only those troglodytic benighted Brexiters who will not see the catch. They will — of course! — vote in droves, and reel in euphoria about all the others, the ex-Remainers, also voting for "Yes" this times !
Only later, after the voting is finished, will the amoebic-minded Leavers of yesterday — those backwards crawling parasites — recognize and understand what they did : (a) voted for reversing the Brexit-vote (Tixerb/brexiT, heh heh heh), and (b) voted for "My country, as it was" — meaning, of course, the country as it was before that
This, dear Comrades, is how True Progress triumphs !
Take it, obnoxious cave dweller John Bull !




... a second thought on :
... the Convegno ( اتفاقية ) will be held in the holy city of Makkah, where Pope Francis will be met by the whole Holy Areopagus of 666 Islamic scholars, seated inside the Kaaba (Muslims only). A comfy stool will be placed right at the doorstep of Kaaba, with the door half-open to facilitate an auspicious exchange of ideas ...
Just askin' - wasn't this work (of the 50s era) :
foretelling the Kaaba event ?
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It's from the series Study after Velazquez's Portrait of Pope Innocent X (aka Screaming Pope), painted in 1953 by Francis Bacon1.
(of all the names - Bacon! Kaaba and Bacon... and a Briton, from that hellhole of Brexit, to boot).
1 as the saying goes : De gustibus non est disputandum, yet (imho) Bacon is among the geniuses extraordinaire of XXth century art.