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What is it like to fire a Daisy BB gun?

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What's it like to fire a Daisy BB gun? It's an experience I'll never forget. Everybody knows BB guns are scary looking and ought to be banned, but I thought I would try to shoot one without any preconceived notions. What I encountered changed me forever.

I took a deep breath and determined to enter a Wal-Mart. A "greeter" met me with, "Howdy, welcome to Wal-Mart." I'm from the north. We don't say "Howdy". I sneer back at the microaggression and strain to hold back tears of rage. Barely controlling myself, I asked where I could find a BB gun. He directed me to "sporting goods," still smiling and gloating over his slyly delivered offense.

I go to the "sporting goods" section, a perfect charnel house where implements of sulfur, death, and destruction are openly and brazenly sold. I notice a BB gun just lying on a shelf. I reach for it as if it was a poisonous snake, wondering if it will go off when I pull it off the shelf. That's right, a shelf. Where anybody could get it.

I go to the counter and the death merchant asks me if I wanted BBs to go with it. He even had the audacity to offer me "Copperhead" brand BBs! How could this inbred hick not know that I see a therapist twice a week to treat my herpephobia?

I buy the gun and the recommended BBs. I'm dizzy going out to the parking lot. A passing stranger, attired in a camouflage assault t-shirt, asks, "Sir, you okay?" "How dare you assume my gender!" I shout back. "Sorry, just checkin'," he said as if my health was any of his business. But the worst was yet to come.

I went to a wooded area to fire the BB gun, a Daisy 509 Buck, probably made by Bushmaster. I bruised my knuckles operating the cocking lever. Taking aim, I closed my eyes, gritted my teeth, and pulled the trigger. The sound of the spring loaded plunger going "boing" startled me. I became disoriented watching the BB arc towards its target. The "dink!" sound it made bouncing off a coke can was horribly loud. The recoil was horrendous, like a bazooka or some other recoilless weapon, and it dislocated my shoulder. I vomited and cried. I still have PTSD. Anxiety. Irritability. Nightmares. I may never again be the same.

But enough about me, at least for now. Worst of all, these weapons of mass destruction are available to the general public. It's time we stopped listening to the paid lobbyists of the National BB Gun Association who assure us that BB guns are hardly ever used in the commission of a crime. They scare me, they should scare you, and they ought to be banned.

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Your entry-level Red Ryder will kick the finest Daisy in its ass...

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No, no! You'll shoot your eye out! Put it down!

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Seal Team 10 sniper Komissar al-Blogunov calmly waits for Captain Craptek to emerge from his underground spring pleasure palace for his morning stolen fruit and naughty nut run.

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:It's time we stopped listening to the paid lobbyists of the National BB Gun Association who assure us that bb guns are hardly ever used in the commission of a crime. They scare me, they should scare you, and they ought to be banned.
BB Guns are a gateway gun, like marijuana is a gateway drug. Ban them!

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Dedhedvedev wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:It's time we stopped listening to the paid lobbyists of the National BB Gun Association who assure us that bb guns are hardly ever used in the commission of a crime. They scare me, they should scare you, and they ought to be banned.
BB Guns are a gateway gun, like marijuana is a gateway drug. Ban them!

No, you're thinking of the seemingly-innocent schoolyard pea shooter! Children the basics of loading a cartridge into the chamber by putting a wad of paper into a straw, a seemingly-harmless act with drastic consequences later in life. Ban all straws! Protect the children!


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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Your entry-level Red Ryder will kick the finest Daisy in its ass...Image
Tavarish Stakhanovets, need I point out that the Red Ryder, 200-shot, Carbine-Action, Range Model BB gun (with the compass in the stock and that thing that tells time) was, in fact, made by Daisy? Of course, that was back in the glory days, so you are perhaps still korrect concerning today's models.- SK

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Chief Designer wrote:
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Your entry-level Red Ryder will kick the finest Daisy in its ass...Image
Tavarish Stakhanovets, need I point out that the Red Ryder, 200-shot, Carbine-Action, Range Model BB gun (with the compass in the stock and that thing that tells time) was, in fact, made by Daisy? Of course, that was back in the glory days, so you are perhaps still korrect concerning today's models.- SK

Daisy still makes them.

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:...
[highlight=#ffff00]I took a deep breath and determined to enter a Wal-Mart. A “greeter” met me with, “Howdy, welcome to Wal-Mart.” I'm from the north. We don't say “Howdy”. [/highlight]...

I'm from the north too, and I've been to places where they say "howdy", or at least places with a similar climate to the places that say "howdy". I'm surprised you didn't melt. I started to melt, I was dripping all over the place. It was stripping me of my precious bodily fluids.

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Joe Biden says you shouldn't have one.

The rest of the country says Joe Biden shouldn't have one.

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Joe wants me to have a double barreled shotgun as a means to fire from the back porch to summon law enforcement. Or something like that.

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:...
[highlight=#ffff00]I took a deep breath and determined to enter a Wal-Mart. A “greeter” met me with, “Howdy, welcome to Wal-Mart.” I'm from the north. We don't say “Howdy”. [/highlight]...

I'm from the north too, and I've been to places where they say "howdy", or at least places with a similar climate to the places that say "howdy". I'm surprised you didn't melt. I started to melt, I was dripping all over the place. It was stripping me of my precious bodily fluids.
Wow, you got that right! Now I have to see a therapist three times a week. Twice to deal with herpephobia, and now for micro-aggression stress relief therapy. On the upside, I get a handicapped card to hang from my mirror and more victim creds.


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Putin on the Ritz wrote:Comrades,

The Peoples Republic of Minnesota is the place for you! No longer can 10 year old, white privilege males roam the countryside committing terrorist acts on birds, squirrels and aluminum cans that should be properly recycled. Since last December, they have been classified as a 'firearm'.

https://www.gunsamerica.com/blog/minnesota-court-of-appeals-confirms-bb-guns-as-firearms/

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About time somebody did something about this menace to society.

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Comrade Putout wrote:Seal Team 10 sniper Komissar al-Blogunov calmly waits for Captain Craptek to emerge from his underground spring pleasure palace for his morning stolen fruit and naughty nut run.

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Regrettably, squirrels are haraam.

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:...Regrettably, squirrels are haraam.
How long have I been saying that very thing?

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Daisy BB Gun: Keeping thoughtcriminals off my lawn since 1917.

Before you rush to denunciations, commissars of my rank are required to carry a BB gun. I have a government-issued BB gun licence valid in the USSR and the state of Minnesota.

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Red Square wrote:Daisy BB Gun: Keeping thoughtcriminals off my lawn since 1917.

Before you rush to denunciations,[highlight=#ffff00] commissars of my rank are required to carry a BB gun.[/highlight] I have a government-issued BB gun licence valid in the USSR and the state of Minnesota.

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Really? I must be getting close to your level of Komissarship because it says here that I have to keep a slingshot, a butane lighter, and 25 cherry bombs on my person at all times.

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(I'm sure this has been done a million times, but... it was my first time and I enjoyed it!)

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:...Regrettably, squirrels are haraam.
How long have I been saying that very thing?

Far too long.

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I remember my dad telling me he hopes to God I never see the day I would have to witness the damage press-on nails can do.

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Red Square wrote:Daisy BB Gun: Keeping thoughtcriminals off my lawn since 1917.

Before you rush to denunciations, commissars of my rank are required to carry a BB gun. I have a government-issued BB gun licence valid in the USSR and the state of Minnesota.

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It's true. Greater equality has its privileges.


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Red Square wrote:Daisy BB Gun: Keeping thoughtcriminals off my lawn since 1917.

Before you rush to denunciations, commissars of my rank are required to carry a BB gun. I have a government-issued BB gun licence valid in the USSR and the state of Minnesota.

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Comrade Square -I am indeed honored that we are apparently linked in thought. Here is my own humble effort that I had prepared, but had not the chance to upload:
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While it appears that I am korrectly konviscating these weapons of mass instruction, I am actually basking in the glorious presence of two of the props used as "Red Ryders" in the movie. I was granted entrance to the dacha of a movie prop kollector somewhere in the Democratic Peoples' Republic of Kalifornia (actual location is naturally state secret).

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Chief Designer, nobody needs that many assault bb guns with high capacity magazines capable of firing 6,000 clip rounds per second. If you want to go target shooting, you may use a SuperSoaker which I approve because they don't scare me as much.
Remember, Victim Status™ empowers me to determine what everybody needs or doesn't need.

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Remember, [highlight=#ffff00]Victim Status[/highlight][highlight=#ffff00]™ [/highlight]empowers me to determine what everybody needs or doesn't need.

Making the best of the troubling times we live in is not easy. What can we do as Americans to alleviate the suffering of the Children?

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Does Gersh Kuntzman's PTSD put him in the running for a Poor Me cover?

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This topic has now been promoted to the Mother Page, with Komissar al-Blogunov being awarded his upteenth Hero of Socialist Labor medal and a ration coupon.

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Comrade al-Blogunov, I can advise you (from experience) that if you would leave the cocking lever slightly ajar and insert your hand between the lever and the stock before shooting; your experience will be forever more memorable.

Oh c'mon! Really? Forgive me if this is satire and I missed it but OP has nothing to whine about.

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Maccabee, I admit my ignorance. What the Hell are you talking about?

Ivan Betinov wrote:Maccabee, I admit my ignorance. What the Hell are you talking about?
BB guns are nothing compared to the real deal.

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Who or what is OP, and what is he/she/it whining about?

Minnesodastan, the country that banned sparklers...

Ivan, OP means Original Post or Poster.

Maccabee, you need to get up to speed if you want to be part of this collective. Grab the nearest shovel and be at the train station at 5am sharp. You'll be assigned your duties when you arrive. Oh, and for now, Tractor Barn #2 is off limits for you.

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Herr Lurkeroffen wrote:Ivan, OP means Original Post or Poster.

[highlight=#ffff00]Maccabee, you need to get up to speed if you want to be part of this collective.[/highlight] Grab the nearest shovel and be at the train station at 5am sharp. You'll be assigned your duties when you arrive. Oh, and for now, Tractor Barn #2 is off limits for you.

Agreed. It seems that Mac just got off Exit 1917 of the information superhighway. He doesn't know anything about the collective. But we'll get him learned up north, with all the snow and guard dogs.

Mac, listen up. You're gonna be going to a place that's really cold. You're gonna work like the mangy mutt capitalist you are. All in service of the collective, of course. You'll sleep on wood planks in unheated longhouses. If you're bad you'll get to sleep on gravel outside and work even harder. If you're really bad you have the pleasure of enjoying a one-course meal of lead with a gunpowder garnish. And hopefully, with the remedial courses you'll receive up there, you'll become a healthy, vibrant, functioning cog in the machine of revolution known as The People's Cube.

I'm just gonna tell you one thing, you'll have to figure everything else out on your own. Don't be going and insulting Red Square, okay? He's the Premier around here. He can have you locked up in a cold, damp, tiny cell and have the key melted down.

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Danke, liebe Herr. I had no idea what the acronym stood for--knowing that makes the post make a lot more sense.

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And armed with that knowledge..for knowledge is power, and must be spoken to truth...or is it truth must be spoken to power? Regardless, armed with that knowledge I can now reply with vigor to Maccabee's post.

You see, Maccabee,
if you want to be
a warrior or Proggery
you must constantly one-up other progs
In whining and wimpery
in fauning sycophancy
in illogical lunacy
you must constantly update the blogs

What our beloved al-Blogunov is doing is one upping another Prog to make a true and valid point truer and valider.

A few days ago, Made Prog and Wimp Supreme Gersh Kuntzman published a heart-rending confessional about the trauma he experienced while firing a few rounds from an AR-15 rifle. Based on his own reaction to the process, he arrives at the tacit (and politically correct) conclusion that only a masochistic psychopath could possibly enjoy operating such an engine of thunder and destruction. He endured loud noises, bad smells, and an owie to his shoulder to prove his Prog chops. The experience gave him, in his own words, "a temporary form of PTSD."

He's been there, done that. He's hard core, man.

Being a Made Prog is all about proving how utterly helpless you are without the benevolent hand of government keeping you safe from...well, anything. The more pathetic you are, the greater your Prog Power.

Al-Blogunov has one-upped Kuntzman, proving he can be even more traumatized by a toy than Kuntzman was by an actual rifle.

That's REALLY hard core, man.

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Comrades, in the foolishly "net neutral" video gaming community, OP stands for overpowered, as in a very strong weapon or ability. This also implies that the "OP" object in question should be "nerfed" (weakened) to ensure balance and equality among the video game masses.

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Hans Olo wrote:...that the "OP" object in question should be "nerfed" (weakened) to ensure balance and equality ...

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THAT explains everything.

Oh ok. So this IS satire. My bad. I can't really play the satire game. What I speak is how I feel.

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This is an easy one, Comrade Al-Blogunov!
All ya gotta do is stick a daisy in the barrel and fire away!
Peace will prevail thereafter!
I know this for a fact because "the sixties."
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This post is now at 56000 views. Wow.
I denounce comissar al Blogunov as an enemy of the people and a parasite of viewers of other websites. The most politically Korrekt websites of the united nations and the european commission are losing viewers because of this!
Please deliver al Blogunov to the ministry of truth in Brussels... for long overdue processing!

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Mintrue, go denounce yourself.

1. All other websites are parasites to the Mother of all Websites, the People's Cube.
2. alBlogunov is here since 2006, show respect for elders.
3. Long overdue processing? In Gulagosphere, Peoples's Cube website processes YOU!
4. 56000 views? Is this all? Clearly you are not pulling your weight by pointing our Belgique and other Euro- comrades (less the dammned secessionist Brits) toward our direction, and a quota or two is apparently being missed. If we looked at oh, say beet numbers, would you be doing your part?

(Comrade, NEVER draw attention to yourself, or Commisarka Pinkie might be the one to administer attention!)

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Comrade Ivan,

I wanted to congratulate comissar al blogunov in a party approved way. But in response to your most equal suggestions:

1. true! The Kube sores above all other!
2. Elders are the bourgeoisie and must be overthrown of course. Otherwise what's the point of a proletarion dictatorship?
3. We will all be processed to soylent green eventually, no?
4. I must admit not reaching my beet quota... I will head for the trainstation with my shovel...

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The earliest evidence suggests little Mateen was corrupted by Amerikkka's gun culture.

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Comrade Biffinaditch wrote:
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The earliest evidence suggests little Mateen was corrupted by Amerikkka's gun culture.

The sign says "no girls". Does this mean that the gun made him join the He-Man Woman Haters Club?

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:...the He-Man Woman Haters Club?


High sign!

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Comrade Biffinaditch wrote:
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The earliest evidence suggests little Mateen was corrupted by Amerikkka's gun culture.

The sign says "no girls". Does this mean that the gun made him join the He[highlight=#ffff00]-Man Woman Haters Club[/highlight]?
Islam's Prophet (Poof be upon him) is said to have had a girlie man (Mukhannath - "effeminate one", "man who resembles woman", is classical Arabic for people who would now be called transgender woman) as a part of his household. He commanded that households of the Umma remove this corruption from their mist but the poof under his roof was excluded from this dictate. I think the target of little Mateen's ire was the corruptor's of the faithful. No one can deny that he penetrated his personal breeding stock with his soon to be eternally erect manhood and produced a Quranimal to further Allah's cause.

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It's more than likely Omar's confusion carried on into adulthood and it was only much later on in life Allah blessed him with an understanding he could die live with.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:And armed with that knowledge..for knowledge is power, and must be spoken to truth...or is it truth must be spoken to power? Regardless, armed with that knowledge I can now reply with vigor to Maccabee's post.

You see, Maccabee,
if you want to be
a warrior or Proggery
you must constantly one-up other progs
In whining and wimpery
in fauning sycophancy
in illogical lunacy
you must constantly update the blogs

What our beloved al-Blogunov is doing is one upping another Prog to make a true and valid point truer and valider.

A few days ago, Made Prog and Wimp Supreme Gersh Kuntzman published a heart-rending confessional about the trauma he experienced while firing a few rounds from an AR-15 rifle. Based on his own reaction to the process, he arrives at the tacit (and politically correct) conclusion that only a masochistic psychopath could possibly enjoy operating such an engine of thunder and destruction. He endured loud noises, bad smells, and an owie to his shoulder to prove his Prog chops. The experience gave him, in his own words, "a temporary form of PTSD."

He's been there, done that. He's hard core, man.

Being a Made Prog is all about proving how utterly helpless you are without the benevolent hand of government keeping you safe from...well, anything. The more pathetic you are, the greater your Prog Power.

Al-Blogunov has one-upped Kuntzman, proving he can be even more traumatized by a toy than Kuntzman was by an actual rifle.

That's REALLY hard core, man.

Betinov, that was an amazing post!

I have been here since 2009 and had to learn the hard way, by trial and error. Your post gives me even greater focus than when I decided, as a poster, to drop the friggin exclamation points already! It was then that I learned to just say what I thought without pushy exclamation points. I used them (!'s) because I thought no one would hear me. After doing this, and it was hard, like getting off a drug, I started to make some sense to myself, and others. I found out that the way to learn how to write is, are you ready? Start writing!

I even got a Mother Page acknowledgement for one of my posts where Oleg, himself, noted this. Um, that would be [url=http://]"Cow Tipping vs Smart Car Tipping, The Science is now Settled" .[/url]

I know that this is an endless process. I mean, one can always get better. But, I have found joy and satisfaction in this endeavor.

So, I encourage our friend, Maccabee, to persist. It really pays off in the most wonderful ways.

Come on, Maccabee, join us. You'll be glad you did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pamalinsky wrote:
Ivan Betinov wrote:And armed with that knowledge..for knowledge is power, and must be spoken to truth...or is it truth must be spoken to power? Regardless, armed with that knowledge I can now reply with vigor to Maccabee's post.

You see, Maccabee,
if you want to be
a warrior or Proggery
you must constantly one-up other progs
In whining and wimpery
in fauning sycophancy
in illogical lunacy
you must constantly update the blogs

What our beloved al-Blogunov is doing is one upping another Prog to make a true and valid point truer and valider.

A few days ago, Made Prog and Wimp Supreme Gersh Kuntzman published a heart-rending confessional about the trauma he experienced while firing a few rounds from an AR-15 rifle. Based on his own reaction to the process, he arrives at the tacit (and politically correct) conclusion that only a masochistic psychopath could possibly enjoy operating such an engine of thunder and destruction. He endured loud noises, bad smells, and an owie to his shoulder to prove his Prog chops. The experience gave him, in his own words, "a temporary form of PTSD."

He's been there, done that. He's hard core, man.

Being a Made Prog is all about proving how utterly helpless you are without the benevolent hand of government keeping you safe from...well, anything. The more pathetic you are, the greater your Prog Power.

Al-Blogunov has one-upped Kuntzman, proving he can be even more traumatized by a toy than Kuntzman was by an actual rifle.

That's REALLY hard core, man.

Betinov, that was an amazing post!

I have been here since 2009 and had to learn the hard way, by trial and error. Your post gives me even greater focus than when I decided, as a poster, to drop the friggin exclamation points already! It was then that I learned to just say what I thought without pushy exclamation points. I used them (!'s) because I thought no one would hear me. After doing this, and it was hard, like getting off a drug, I started to make some sense to myself, and others. I found out that the way to learn how to write is, are you ready? Start writing!

I even got a Mother Page acknowledgement for one of my posts where Oleg, himself, noted this. Um, that would be [url=http://]"Cow Tipping vs Smart Car Tipping, The Science is now Settled" .[/url]

I know that this is an endless process. I mean, one can always get better. But, I have found joy and satisfaction in this endeavor.

So, I encourage our friend, Maccabee, to persist. It really pays off in the most wonderful ways.

Come on, Maccabee, join us. You'll be glad you did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cried. I found healing in Betinov's post and your commentary. I will recommend a crate of mostly edible beets be sent on the next available tractor.

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Aw, shucks. And I didn't even point out the irony of Kuntzman's last name....

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:They scare me, they should scare you, and they ought to be banned.
If the evil BB gun cannot be banned, then ban the evil BBs.

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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:They scare me, they should scare you, and they ought to be banned.
If the evil BB gun cannot be banned, then ban the evil BBs.

Comrade Clara! Nice to see you have joined the people's Kollektive known as The People's Kube! It is also nice to see that you already get what we are about here. You'll bypass the Siberian Training Camp and immediately go onto Kollektive Farm work. Or State Mine work. Komrade, Welcome!

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:You'll bypass the Siberian Training Camp and immediately go onto Kollektive Farm work. Or State Mine work. Komrade, Welcome!
Thank you Comrade Stierlitz for the welcome. I will unpack my long johns, which I was NOT looking forward to wearing since they are wool and quite itchy, and instead pack my dzhins which should be suitable for farm or mine work. It's good to be part of the Kollective.

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Clara... welcome indeed!

'The proletarian woman fights hand in hand with the man of her class against capitalist society.' - Clara Zetkin

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If you are looking for a man...

When in the mines avoid like a deadly cave-in Ivan the Stakhanovets - a real piece of work... a legend in his own mine.


(Although it would be fun to watch you 'bust his balls!')

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Everywhere else... avoid these two nimrods!

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This Ivan (Ivan Benitov) might blow a head gasket at the mere mention/sight of Trump!

(I still enjoy his antics!)


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Good Lenin, May!

Just shut me down early before New Comrade Clara could even form her own opinions! What if her Kollective has a broken tractor?

I never even got the opportunity to slick down the hair on my back and arms or adjust my



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Comrade Putout wrote:Clara... welcome indeed!

'The proletarian woman fights hand in hand with the man of her class against capitalist society.' - Clara Zetkin

Nice stamp...


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If you are looking for a man...

When in the mines avoid like a deadly cave-in Ivan the Stakhanovets - a real piece of work... a legend in his own mine.


(Although it would be fun to watch you 'bust his balls!')

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Everywhere else... avoid these two nimrods!

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This Ivan (Ivan Benitov) might blow a head gasket at the mere mention/sight of Trump!

(I still enjoy his antics!)


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Thank you Comrade Putout for the welcome. Unfortunately I was misquoted. It was suppose to be:

'The proletarian woman fights hand in hand with the man of her class against capitalist society when he's not acting the fool and making me bust his balls.'

Much thanks for the redo of the stamp. Such an improvement on the former boring version. Now I need to figure out how to use it for my avatar.

I'll also keep in mind your other advise.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Good Lenin, May!

Just shut me down early before New Comrade Clara could even form her own opinions! What if her Kollective has a broken tractor?

I never even got the opportunity to slick down the hair on my back and arms or adjust my



necktie.

My Kollective does have a tractor and it's running just fine but never fear, I will form my own opinions.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Good Lenin, May!

Just shut me down early before New Comrade Clara could even form her own opinions! What if her Kollective has a broken tractor?

I never even got the opportunity to slick down the hair on my back and arms or adjust my



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Willkommen Clara,

Streetwalkers from Moscow to Berlin are familiar with Clara Zetkin. In time you'll learn to appreciate that there's always a shovel with your name on it at the Cube.

Comrade Biff

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Comrade Biffinaditch wrote:
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Willkommen Clara,

Streetwalkers from Moscow to Berlin are familiar with Clara Zetkin. In time you'll learn to appreciate that there's always a shovel with your name on it at the Cube.

Comrade Biff

[highlight=#dadada]Спасибо! & [/highlight]DankesComrade Biffinaditch, I will treasure my shovel!

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Welcome, Clara. As your ashes are interred near Red Square, I think you'll find a good home here at the Cube. Opportunities for advancement are numerous with hard work, or no work at all. Simply by joining you become eligible for CubeCare, CubeEd, CubeWork, and our equal housing program that Bernie Sanders raves about when he's not raving about Scandinavia, CubeCube.

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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:
Comrade Biffinaditch wrote:
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Willkommen Clara,

Streetwalkers from Moscow to Berlin are familiar with Clara Zetkin. In time you'll learn to appreciate that there's always a shovel with your name on it at the Cube.

Comrade Biff

[highlight=#dadada]Спасибо! & [/highlight]DankesComrade Biffinaditch, [highlight=#FFFF00]I will treasure my shovel[/highlight]!

Comrade,

A word to the wise: The shovel - use it, don't treasure it. Also, I'm glad to see your middle name is Illbustyourballs and not Illbustyournuts, as I've never trusted those with the latter variant.

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Captain Craptek wrote: Comrade,

A word to the wise: The shovel - use it, don't treasure it. Also, I'm glad to see your middle name is Illbustyourballs and not Illbustyournuts, as I've never trusted those with the latter variant.

Comrade Craptek,

Surely you don't mean use the shovel for actual physical labor?! I cannot work on my Feminist Manifesto if my hands are marred with calluses and blisters. My kollective tractor has a bucket so I will use that and hang the manual shovel on the wall for decor.

With all due respect, don't make me change my middle name.

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Welcome, Clara. As your ashes are interred near Red Square, I think you'll find a good home here at the Cube. Opportunities for advancement are numerous with hard work, or no work at all. Simply by joining you become eligible for CubeCare, CubeEd, CubeWork, and our equal housing program that Bernie Sanders raves about when he's not raving about Scandinavia, CubeCube.
Thank you Komissar. Advancement with no work at all sounds delightful. So glad to hear Comrade Feel the Bernie's lifetime achievement of no work at all is appreciated.

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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Welcome, Clara. As your ashes are interred near Red Square, I think you'll find a good home here at the Cube. Opportunities for advancement are numerous with hard work, or no work at all. Simply by joining you become eligible for CubeCare, CubeEd, CubeWork, and our equal housing program that Bernie Sanders raves about when he's not raving about Scandinavia, CubeCube.
Thank you Komissar. Advancement with no work at all sounds delightful. So glad to hear Comrade Feel the Bernie's lifetime achievement of no work at all is appreciated.
You're most welcome. We'll put you on the appropriate waiting lists straightaway. When our CubeConnect website is functioning (power in North Korea is spotty), you can monitor your queue status online. In the meantime, you can work on a feminist manifesto, or you can pass the time listening to the bzzz ping of our dial up connection.

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The ever effervescent [color=#C0392B]Captain Craptek[/color] wrote:
Comrade (Clara),

A word to the wise: The shovel - use it, don't treasure it. Also, I'm glad to see your middle name is Illbustyourballs and not Illbustyournuts, as I've never trusted those with the latter variant.

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Comrade Putout wrote:
The ever effervescent [color=#C0392B]Captain Craptek[/color] wrote:
Comrade (Clara),

A word to the wise: The shovel - use it, don't treasure it. Also, I'm glad to see your middle name is Illbustyourballs and not Illbustyournuts, as I've never trusted those with the latter variant.

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I fail to see how placing a prominent part of the female anatomy upon that of a male warrants an honorarium.

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Velkom vrom dse Dsherman Kubikle, Ballbusty, pardon, Ballbustish Komrade Clara - ant I speed to add vee haf mani sentiment hier of yu :

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vhich yu oll kan klearli see hier ant hier, plus :

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vhich olso yu haf vor dse eye hier ant hier.


In Kommunistisch brevity : glorious news to see you alive and kicking, Rote Clara !

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Kuntzman? Kuntzman??
do you need any more proof of who is pulling the strings in that AR-15-PTSD business ??? :


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Leader Maximo Vladimir Ilyich, on dreams :
We are not utopians, we do not "dream" of dispensing at once with all administration, with all subordination. These anarchist dreams, based upon incomprehension of the tasks of the proletarian dictatorship, are totally alien to Marxism, and, as a matter of fact, serve only to postpone the socialist revolution until people are different. No, we want the socialist revolution with people as they are now, with people who cannot dispense with subordination, control, and "foremen and accountants".

And yet, I have a dream...
Now, with Clara redivivus, can it be long before we see Rosa rematerialize ? :

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(vor vhich vee olso haf manimani sentiment in dse Dshermani ant in dse Yurop ant in dse Memori)

... ant vot yu zink of dzis, Genossin Clara ? Rosa-dse-Femme IvillKaputtYourGender or somezink ?


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... by Marx & Engels, never seen a Comrade whacked that effectively ! _(head spinnin', still...)

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Comrade Dummkopf,

Stay well clear of Commisarka Pinkie and her golden shovel of justice and retribution.
Trust me.

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(...with apologies to Commisarka Pinkie!)

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Kuntzman? Kuntzman??
do you need any more proof of who is pulling the strings in that AR-15-PTSD business ??? :


Dear Genosse,
Your link says: "This video contains content from LatmaTV. It is not available in your country." Just wanted to let you know. Sorry, I can't view it.

Your pal, Pamalinsky


 
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