12/31/2016, 1:29 pm
Election 2016 was unique in many ways, including the post-election Democratic infighting, finger-pointing, guilt-tripping, blame-redistribution, and plenty of wailing. We were about to add "soul-searching" to that list, but then we remembered that progs don't have souls, or at least they don't believe souls exist.
As Pinkie's recent Op-Ed explained, Hillary's loss is clearly Obama's fault because he stole her well-deserved turn in 2008. At the same time Obama blamed the Russians and, implicitly, Hillary herself, saying that if he himself were to run, he'd have beaten both the Donald and the Russians.
Obviously, Russian hackers wouldn't have dared oppose the Lightbringer, or at least they wouldn't be a factor in that scenario (and the 35 Russian diplomats wouldn't have been kicked out for election meddling). Obama has yet to explain how that works because our feeble brain circuits aren't equipped to process such high-powered wisdom.
This prompted a few mental images in our head, which we now converted into hard-copy visuals. The first couple is captioned, but there are also blanks available for kollektive captioning.
[img]/images/Blame_For_Hillary_Loss_Cry.jpg[/img]
[img]/images/Trump_Obama_Tears_Beat_Good.jpg[/img]
[img]/images/Trump_Obama_Tears_Beat_Blank.jpg[/img]
[img]/images/Blame_For_Hillary_Loss_Blank.jpg[/img]
[img]/images/Blame_Putin_Hillary_Cry.jpg[/img]
[img]/images/Blame_Putin_Obama_Cry.jpg[/img]
Special thanks to Commissarka Pinkie for the captioning and to Supercommissar Maksim for the pouting manchild Obama.
As Pinkie's recent Op-Ed explained, Hillary's loss is clearly Obama's fault because he stole her well-deserved turn in 2008. At the same time Obama blamed the Russians and, implicitly, Hillary herself, saying that if he himself were to run, he'd have beaten both the Donald and the Russians.
Obviously, Russian hackers wouldn't have dared oppose the Lightbringer, or at least they wouldn't be a factor in that scenario (and the 35 Russian diplomats wouldn't have been kicked out for election meddling). Obama has yet to explain how that works because our feeble brain circuits aren't equipped to process such high-powered wisdom.
This prompted a few mental images in our head, which we now converted into hard-copy visuals. The first couple is captioned, but there are also blanks available for kollektive captioning.
[img]/images/Blame_For_Hillary_Loss_Cry.jpg[/img]
[img]/images/Trump_Obama_Tears_Beat_Good.jpg[/img]
[img]/images/Trump_Obama_Tears_Beat_Blank.jpg[/img]
[img]/images/Blame_For_Hillary_Loss_Blank.jpg[/img]
[img]/images/Blame_Putin_Hillary_Cry.jpg[/img]
[img]/images/Blame_Putin_Obama_Cry.jpg[/img]
Special thanks to Commissarka Pinkie for the captioning and to Supercommissar Maksim for the pouting manchild Obama.
