Don't miss this post-election fire sale as the Clinton Foundation closes its doors and lays off its non-unionized employees. Everything & everyone must go!

• All starving Third-World children are half off, barely used.
  
• Deep discounts on African and Middle Eastern dictators.
  
• Speaking fees $200,000 now only $20,000.
  
• No refunds on pre-election deposits.
  
• Government influence all sold out.
  
• Uranium deals by appointment only.
  
• Now available in all totalitarian states.
  
• Doors close on 4/15/2017.

Don't worry, it's all legit: Filing with NYS Department of Labor

"Plant layoff"? Exactly what were they manufacturing?

Ivan Betinov wrote:"Plant layoff"? Exactly what were they manufacturing?

uh, wasn't it - manure, Comrade Betinov? manurefacturing?

Ivan Betinov wrote:"Plant layoff"? ...

On second thought : plant? PLANT?? yet another KREMLIN-controlled puppet???

Ivan Betinov wrote:"Plant layoff"? Exactly what were they manufacturing?

The People's CGI Plant No. 17 manufactured the following high-quality products:

• Hillary! for president campaign agitprop paraphernalia
  
• Forward!™-thinking progressive policies (printed on 100% recycled beet skins)
  
• Posters for spontaneous protests (4-6 weeks lead time on those, comrades)
  
• American flags for burning at spontaneous protests (see above, available for export worldwide)
  
• Videos to incite spontaneous protests (6-8 weeks lead time)
  
• Fee calculators for speeches to the 0.01% (assembled from Chinese components)
  
• Deporables storage baskets (made from fair-trade wicker)
  
• Homemade email servers (built-to-order, pre-hacked for Russia's convenience)
  
• Email server Scrubbing Bubbles™ (100% all-natural, eco-friendly, chlorine-free)
  
• Portable, soundproof barriers for constructing free-speech zones
  
• Reprints of Rules for Radicals, (11th Newspeak ed.)
  
• Shovel-ready jobs (available for export to Haiti)

Correction to WARN notice:

Reason for Dislocation: Unverified rumors of hostile takeover by Koch Family foundations

Plant layoff? Does a downsized beet rate unemployment benefits? I'll be happy to assist in laundering cashing the checks...

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Plant layoff? Does a downsized beet rate unemployment benefits?

Comrade Ivan, all downsized offshored dis-assigned beets must report to their local commissar for re-education immediately upon termination dis-assignment. They will be reclassified as 'Unplanted Produce' so as to not affect the 100% cultivation rate. Their benefits will be taxed at a progressive 110% rate to cover the costs associated with their re-education. and proviving benefits for undocumented and/or disabled beets.

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

Ivan Betinov wrote:"Plant layoff"? ...

On second thought : plant? PLANT?? yet another KREMLIN-controlled puppet???

Comrade! These and other questions were answered during the 2007-08 campaign:

Planting With the Clintons For The Common Good

This was later enhanced and improved:



Political Gardening
for the Common Good™
Planting is not just for gardeners anymore!

In this issue:
Excellent plants that make Republicans look bad
40 high-impact low-care plants
How to match a plant to its pot
Plants vs. radio waves: dos and don'ts
Cleanup tips - it's easier than you think!
GUESS THAT PLANT! New contest on page 80.
Spreading fertilizer across the fruited plain
Planting far and wide: learning from Johnny Appleseed

... plus LAST-MINUTE Special ? :

Plant BELT!
Already PRE-SEEDED!
Coming to BLOOM THIS Friday!
To give Inauguration Day a SPECIAL SCENT!