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Planting With the Clintons For The Common Good

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UPDATE:

  • Left-wing bloggers scramble to blame New Hampshire bomb on Bush
  • Hostage situation expected to be politicized in the next 20 minutes

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There's a lovely article on p. 47 about the Vince Foster Memorial Garden, just one of many planted by the Clintons over the years.

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Thank you, Comrade Betinov, for useful input. The Visual Agitation Directorate added it to the picture in the morning along with other revisions.

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It's no suprise that our MTE is an avid gardner, she has spent many years spreading fertilizer around the country. Like Johnny Appleseed, I'm sure she has placed plants across the length and breadth of this country.

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I understand the Hillary's husband Bill was (and may still be) also fond of gardening, doing his share of planting with Monica Lewinsky and other helpful comrades. I wonder how that cigar garden is coming along.

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Bill is a simple man, he rises early to milk the cows, then he plows the fields. A man who likes to do things the old fashioned way, you will rarely see him without his <s>ho</s> um hoe. Well in The Peoples Math ho = hoe, right? Hmm, there can't be a "right" answer so umm, ho = x.


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Well comrade Premier, that depends on the following equation (D + A)/(T + C) = number of X. Sometimes there is a variable "W" that can be thrown into the equation but that hasn't happened since around the time ground was broken for the Vince Foster Memorial Garden & Compost Bin.

Where:
D = distance in kilometers from Hillary
A = available females ("available" meaning present, not unattached or willing)
T = time allotted
C = cigars on hand
W = witness

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I see... when would V (Viagra) come into the equation?

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I see... when would V (Viagra) come into the equation?

Around 55.


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Rumor is that the hostage taker guy is a plant as well. Dean says praying is now okay (as long as it is for Hillary).

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Pinkie is actually a Hillary Operative and here is the proof!

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Red Jim, Premier Betty,
Thank you for your contributions. As all progressive educators are in favor of cross-curricular lessons and New Math, (since new is always better) The People's Math being the newest math there is, new progressive math books are being written this very minute that also incorporate Bill and Hillary's gardening lessons. The youth of our nation need these lessons in order to be encouraged to create the next generation of wards of The State who can then be molded into proper progressive adults.

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There is but one thing that seems to be lacking in this inaugural issue....inaugural... how appropriate... I failed to find any in depth articles on Cash Crops. These other plants are fine and good, but who could buy them without the Hsu plant? Where is the articles on proper care of the cash tree, such as the lovely tree that gives your very own Pupovich shade and protection from harsh times?

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Comrad Bubalasky wrote:Pinkie is also into gardening.

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Oh boy! She does her gardening in Leningrad! Spaceeba Comrade Pinkie!!!

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Blokhayev

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As a service to the masses, Visual Agitation Directorate took it upon itself to translate the above poster into the language of ruling classes:

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In fact, this was part of an earlier campaign mentioned in a different thread featuring a transvestite carrot -

"International Coalition of Vegetables joins in the fight, supports the struggle for the Progressive World of Next Tuesday™"


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I too feel sorry, for the let us say awkward looking veggies. I will say, although fun to watch their ultimate over heated demise, I agree with Red Square they must be protected as they too have feelings. Have you ever heard a Cucumber scream? Well I have, and though visually pleasurable, I still have that new Republikan Compassionate Conservative™ "Sympathy for the Veggie"™.

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Comrad Bubalasky wrote:Pinkie is actually a Hillary Operative and here is the proof!

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So I'm a Hillary Operative? Or H.O. for short? A HO?

That's right. I'm just a HO for Hillary, and I have the bumper sticker covering up the rust on the back of my buckboard to prove it. Who else do you think I'd be a HO for? That punk Obama? Or Edwards, who'd only hide behind his hairdresser and send out his wife for fear of getting his hair mussed?

If Bill can have his ho's, why can't our Empress? Only hers are more superior--Big H, Big O.

All women should be HO's.

What bothers me, Bubalasky, is that you say it like an accusation. As if there's something dirty and shameful about being a HO, as if it's something that only leads to misery and disease and exploitation and oppression, lives ruined and people wishing they were dead. You have the whole thing seriously mixed up with the Bush Administration, Comrade. Why, being a HO is just the most beautiful thing in the world. What better way to express our love for and devotion to the Only One Worthy?

Indeed, your accusatory tone, coupled with the sudden--shall we say, "cropping up" of numerous pictures of me, leads me to believe you might be working in cahoots with
"Cyberstalkin' Malkin"

(Did I or did I not catch you on another thread saying she was "hot"?)

Remember, Comrades: It's not the size of your tool that counts, but the amount of green stuff you rake in with it!

Hillary looks like she loves gardening very much. Not only can she work the soil with her shovel for planting, but she can also use it to spread around the correct amount of BS to be used for fertilizer.
Soon, everyone who our MTE hypnotizes with her superior knowledge, forked tongue and leadership, will be her loyal HO. She will impress all of the workers in our Progressive nation with her domestic skills, using a broom and a shovel. A shovel for planting and fertilizing the masses and a broom for cleaning and riding to each campaign stop. This mode of transportation has been approved by our beloved IT guy, Al Gore, as the next great inovation in low greenhouse gas emission flight (as long as she doesn't eat a bowl of beans or cabbage).
Well done, our Beloved Queen!!!

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My cucumber is bigger than the one playing the accordion in the Vegetable Rights March, being at least a foot long. And it can play the piano. It is a twelve inch pianist. (And it doesn't wear a funny hat.)

[Dr Freud, you have a call on line 1...]

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The Party requires more organ donations, Betinov! You don't want to come off as a selfish hoarder, a Kulak who's unwilling to share his vital organs with the collective!

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Besides, a piano-playing cucumber is an asset that can not only bring culture to the masses, but also generate cash for the Party by touring European resorts and perform in Las Vegas.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote

(Did I or did I not catch you on another thread saying she was "hot"?)

Remember, Comrades: It's not the size of your tool that counts, but the amount of green stuff you rake in with it!

Pinkie,

I certainly think Michelle is hot...However, it was another Komrade whom was the perpetrator.

As for the green stuff, are you raking it in with the whole HO thing? Or have you actually been sitting on a gold mine?

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The Party requires more organ donations, Betinov! You don't want to come off as a selfish hoarder, a Kulak who's unwilling to share his vital organs with the collective!



Ow...that's gonna leave a mark. But, it's not like I've gotten much use out of the thing anyway. Question: will I have to change my name without it, and if so, will my off-peak bus pass still be valid?

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Ivan Betinov wrote:
The Party requires more organ donations, Betinov! You don't want to come off as a selfish hoarder, a Kulak who's unwilling to share his vital organs with the collective!



Ow...that's gonna leave a mark. But, it's not like I've gotten much use out of the thing anyway. Question: will I have to change my name without it, and if so, will my off-peak bus pass still be valid?

You may have to change your font.

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...Because If she wins we'll all be carrying around shovels.
Hill: "I will subsidize affordable shovels for all Americans."

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Red Square wrote:The Party requires more organ donations, Betinov!
Besides, a piano-playing cucumber is an asset that can not only bring culture to the masses, but also generate cash for the Party by touring European resorts and perform in Las Vegas.

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Liberace would have enjoyed this.

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So would I if that damned piano hadn't been in the way.

But in this age of rap and hip-hop, it's good to see some guys can still keep up with the classics.

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Premier Betty wrote:Rumor is that the hostage taker guy is a plant as well. Dean says praying is now okay (as long as it is for Hillary).

To Hillary, Comrade Premier, progressives pray to Hillary. See the article about planting your own Hillary meditation garden on page 83.

Pardon me while I assume the full lotus, touch middle fingers to thumbs, close my eyes, and resume my chant...

"Oh Goddess, Bearer of Womyn's Suffering, Savior of Children, hear me!"

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Don't forget to sacrifice a republikkkan.

And take their wallets before you finish.

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That part was kind of obvious. Heck, we take wallets even when we aren't sacrificing them to revive our <s>failed</s> glorious plans.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:So would I if that damned piano hadn't been in the way.

Perhaps they will be available to play for the big Show Trial Friday?

Show Trial!
Show Trial!
Show Trial!

Ah, my progressive blood is pumping now!

That part was kind of obvious. Heck, we take wallets even when we aren't sacrificing them to revive our failed glorious plans.

I usually make sure my "donors" are "voting democrat" when I "collect contributions" just to make sure they don't "reconsider" (let's see anyone put more obscure party euphemisms in one sentence than that!).

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You truly have made The Party™ proud. We need more comrades like you to help us in our goals.

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comrade dirk wrote:I usually make sure my "donors" are "voting democrat" when I "collect contributions" just to make sure they don't "reconsider" (let's see anyone put more obscure party euphemisms in one sentence than that!).

In this there is hope for the Goddess, comrades. Sure, polls indicating that 50% of Americans will not vote for the Goddess might be discouraging and show our need to improve on public <s>indoctrination</s> education, but the pollsters only interviewed live voters. Remember that every Repugnantcan "visiting" in my Hillary Meditation Garden becomes a Democrat voter. May the Empress be pleased!

Now, to my ceremonial stone shovel and to work...

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Comrades, I have a flash. I am told that Meow's absence has been to reconcile with his ex-wife, the toaster Helen. She has organized a mission to recruit Hillary Appliances, or HAs. She has so much energy that she has recruited bits of scrap in junkyards which are Hillary's Unidentified Machines, or HUMs. So with a HA and a HO and a HUM we shall overcome.

But no mission was sent to Caterpillar for we have all the diesels anyway.

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Haven't you heard, Commissar? KKKaterpillar has been blacklisted as a Zionist enabler since the Zionists use their machines to bulldoze peaceful Palestinian homes and tunnels and peaceful activists like Rachel Corrie. KKKaterpillar shall answer for war profiteering - unless, of course, it donates to our HRC-MTE's revolutionary campaign.

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But I thought we had conquered Caterpillar. I saw their picket line once. They'd just settled a strike and then the workers, as their right, right, hell, their duty, went out on strike again. And the interviewer asked one of them why they were striking if they'd just gotten what they wanted.

"We..I...we...if you don't know, I can't tell you."

This is a fluency which can only be attained by education overseen by the NEA. Let us embrace Caterpillar.

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I think caterpillars in the People's Garden are bad...except for inch-worms, who by their very nature are progressive in a geometric fashion.

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Cannot we give caterpillars as rewards to the peasants for denouncing people, in addition to their half a potato and a moldy beet? After all, they do have protein, and can be useful when we run out of Soylent Green.


 
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