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People's anti-Trump
Hyperventilation Chamber!
3/14/2017, 1:51 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
DID YOU KNOW that Neil Gorsuch may have taken his Bar Exam with one shoe untied? Can you believe he's actually being considered for the Supreme Court?
3/14/2017, 1:54 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
DID YOU KNOW that Jim Sessions may have worn a WHITE pocket square folded with a POINTY TOP? Yeah, that's not racist (sarcasm)! And they say Trump's not a fascist.
Tillerson's middle name is Wayne, but the company did not explain the origin of the name of “Wayne Tracker.”
“I'm not sure how the name was chosen,” Jeffers, the company spokesman, told ABC News in an email.
Why, that's chilling. And Orwellian.
3/14/2017, 3:13 pm
Papa Kalashnikook
Clearly Trump is a traitorous swine of the highest order! IMPEACH is our only recourse for a return to our beloved progressive disaster that Obi Wan Nairobi was navigating for us.
3/14/2017, 3:16 pm
Red Square
Captain Craptek wrote:
Trump's momma wears GI boots!
In the Motherland, it's not an insult to say "your momma wears army boots" because she probably does.
The three stripes represent Marx, Lenin, and Stalin. This week, that's a bad thing.
3/14/2017, 4:02 pm
Margaret
Did you know that president Trump called the People's hyperventilation chamber just an echo chamber of fake news? This kind of knee jerk fascist attitude is absolutely frightening coming from a sitting president. I'm scared. Does no one remember history?
3/14/2017, 4:55 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
Trump! His ancestors stem like from the Alps. And yet he speaks no Austrian! What a rube...
Margaret wrote:Did you know that president Trump called the People's hyperventilation chamber just an echo chamber of fake news? This kind of knee jerk fascist attitude is absolutely frightening coming from a sitting president. I'm scared. Does no one remember history?
That is exactly what Hitler did when he ran for Chancellor as a Republican. The parallel is chilling.
You just wait ... and see him don the Nike Hijab! (because he's Mooslim too ...)
We, in the Peoples Republic of Minnesota call that a "balaclava". Hijab is directed at one gender......wait, now I'm confused....
Are you suggesting that a person may be only one gender at a time? Or are you pointing out the transphobia of Trump? Now I am confused as well. But that is a Good Thing, is it not?
3/15/2017, 7:37 am
Captain Craptek
RedDiaperette wrote:
Putin_on_the_Ritz wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
You just wait ... and see him don the Nike Hijab! (because he's Mooslim too ...)
We, in the Peoples Republic of Minnesota call that a "balaclava". Hijab is directed at one gender......wait, now I'm confused....
Are you suggesting that a person may be only one gender at a time? Or are you pointing out the transphobia of Trump? Now I am confused as well. But that is a Good Thing, is it not?
To paraphrase Mr. Fremont in The Twilight Zone classic It's a Good Life;
"... it's good that you're confused, RedDiaperette, - it's real good. And tomorrow - tomorrow's going to be a real good day!"
Thank you Komissar al-Blogunov for your thoughtfulness of providing us with an, oh so needed, People's Anti-Trump Hyperventilation Chamber. It's nice to have a place to vent our anti-Trump sentiments.
Since anger and hyperventilation is not good for my complexion, as all those frothing facial expressions cause wrinkles, I am going to enlist a surrogate to hyperventilate for me. I will, in the meantime, be working on my daily Tokyo Rose Beauty Regime which is like Mary Kay for commies.
So here is my surrogate saying EXACTLY what I couldn't say better (if I wanted to mess up my facial).......................
3/15/2017, 11:26 am
Putin_on_the_Ritz
Comrade Craptek,
My confusion stems from the lack of 'Gender Confused Muslims' in this balaclava/Hijab confusion. It is my understanding, that if you are Muslim, and are confused, your confusion gets tied to a chair, and launched from a 5 story building. Similar to the Flugtag, but without the water. .....confused?
3/15/2017, 12:32 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:Thank you Komissar al-Blogunov for your thoughtfulness of providing us with an, oh so needed, People's Anti-Trump Hyperventilation Chamber. It's nice to have a place to vent our anti-Trump sentiments.
Since anger and hyperventilation is not good for my complexion, as all those frothing facial expressions cause wrinkles, I am going to enlist a surrogate to hyperventilate for me. I will, in the meantime, be working on my daily Tokyo Rose Beauty Regime which is like Mary Kay for commies.
So here is my surrogate saying EXACTLY what I couldn't say better (if I wanted to mess up my facial).......................
The subject has responded well to her conditioning. Her teachers are to be congratulated.
Also, the People's anti-Trump Hyperventilation Chamber is, like all we do, motivated by compassion.
You see, the more we rage, the more we show how much we care. The more we show how much we care, the more we receive healing from one another's vibes of outrage and caring. So the more we rage, the more healed we are, just like the subject of this video.
3/15/2017, 2:29 pm
Captain Craptek
Putin_on_the_Ritz wrote:Comrade Craptek,
My confusion stems from the lack of 'Gender Confused Muslims' in this balaclava/Hijab confusion. It is my understanding, that if you are Muslim, and are confused, your confusion gets tied to a chair, and launched from a 5 story building. Similar to the Flugtag, but without the water. .....confused?
Comrade,
Thanks for that confusing clarification. I suspect the scarcity of confused Mooslims is the result of (as you suggest) the self-regulating nature of their quaint social custom, i.e., murder by induced gravitational attraction.
Then, of course, we have the popular Antifa and Zoro fans headgear craze adding to the confusion. This item is bound to be a big seller with our youthful male, female, and "to be determined" summer adventurers. I can hardly wait for spring.
3/15/2017, 6:41 pm
Margaret
Did you know president Trump just tweeted: "So let me get this straight, Rachel Maddow is supposed to be the smart one at msnbc. Lol! Sad."
He's so stupid he doesn't know MSNBC is supposed to be capitalized. How can somebody like that be president?
3/15/2017, 7:25 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Margaret wrote:Did you know president Trump just tweeted: "So let me get this straight, Rachel Maddow is supposed to be the smart one at msnbc. Lol! Sad."
He's so stupid he doesn't know MSNBC is supposed to be capitalized. How can somebody like that be president?
First he ridicules the press, then he'll shut them down with an executive order. My Darwin, this is Orwellian.
3/15/2017, 8:07 pm
Red Square
Captain Craptek wrote:Then, of course, we have the popular Antifa and Zoro fans headgear craze adding to the confusion. This item is bound to be a big seller with our youthful male, female, and "to be determined" summer adventurers. I can hardly wait for spring.
If you liked that, may I interest you in this novelty item, to be mass-produced in the next Five Year Plan?
There may be help in the form of a little blue pill...........................
3/16/2017, 9:28 am
Komissar al-Blogunov
THAT video is proof that Trump wants to take away our health insurance. Every. Day. I look into the faces of ordinary citizens who can't afford their own Impeachara all the while knowing that Trump gets it by the truckload from the Koch brothers.
Now, that's how brilliant our pre-Trump Comrade Messiah is!
Trick Dumb Trump into wearing Track™ Pants, and then - comfy seated at the Resolute Desk - eavesdrop™ on any rumor coming from out there.
And just wait 'til Trump starts absurdly whining about "wiretapped", hahaha.
While everybody knows, there is no "Wiretap™ Pants" - neither Adidas nor Nike, hahahahaha!
3/17/2017, 5:49 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
sou, here yu it haf - zhe full fascism of zhe Trump! :
DID YOU KNOW Rachel Maddow DESTROYED Trump by proving he paid his taxes?
3/19/2017, 4:51 am
Minitrue
It is a disgrace you American fascists no longer want to pay for the defences of my European motherland.
Don't you know we have better things to do with our money? Like providing taxi services to invadersrefugees, paying for entire armies of indoctrinated civil servants and filling the bottomless European Union Money Pit?
I spit on you all!
3/19/2017, 3:25 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Minitrue wrote:It is a disgrace you American fascists no longer want to pay for the defences of my European motherland.
Don't you know we have better things to do with our money? Like providing taxi services to invadersrefugees, paying for entire armies of indoctrinated civil servants and filling the bottomless European Union Money Pit?
I spit on you all!
And it's worse than that, far worse.
DID YOU KNOW that Trump thinks students who take out loans should have to pay them back!? That means that nobody will ever get a degree again, except those who work, are scholarship material, or who manage their money wisely. NOBODY!
Just like no woman is illegal, no student is a debtor.
3/19/2017, 5:49 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
yeah, "no woman is illegal"...
and yet, no handshake for Frau Merkel! pure American fascism! <spit!><spit!>
3/20/2017, 2:18 pm
Guardian of Pravda
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:yeah, "no woman is illegal"...
and yet, no handshake for Frau Merkel! pure American fascism! <spit!><spit!>
Did you know where that hand had been Comrade?
3/20/2017, 3:21 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
Guardian of Pravda wrote:... Did you know where that hand had been Comrade?
au contraire!
Our Frau Führer should have grabbed HIM - only there is no cojones there, and but a µ-pee-pee!
3/21/2017, 12:49 pm
Guardian of Pravda
je ne suis pas d'accord. The Frau (?) / Herr has large Cojones left over from the Operation. Herr Trump was wise, but still an elitist, for not allowing Her / Him to touch. The D must understand progress(?) progressivism (?) something. (Her / His Record for beet collection is amazing.)
3/22/2017, 4:06 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Hyperventilation Update: DID YOU KNOW that the second and third letters in "Trump" are 'r' and 'u'? Those are the first two letters in Russia! Wake up, America!
3/22/2017, 6:26 pm
Comrade Stierlitz
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Hyperventilation Update: DID YOU KNOW that the second and third letters in "Trump" are 'r' and 'u'? Those are the first two letters in Russia! Wake up, America!
Why should you have a right to speak? You have an R and a U in your name too, Blogunov. If MSCNN is to be trusted we can't trust you either.
3/22/2017, 6:33 pm
RedDiaperette
Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Hyperventilation Update: DID YOU KNOW that the second and third letters in "Trump" are 'r' and 'u'? Those are the first two letters in Russia! Wake up, America!
Why should you have a right to speak? You have an R and a U in your name too, Blogunov. If MSCNN is to be trusted we can't trust you either.
And do you realize that "trust" has an R and a U in it as well -- IN EXACTLY THE SAME ORDER AS THEY APPEAR IN "RUSSIA"!!!! (Gasp.)
3/22/2017, 9:58 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Hyperventilation Update: DID YOU KNOW that the second and third letters in "Trump" are 'r' and 'u'? Those are the first two letters in Russia! Wake up, America!
Why should you have a right to speak? You have an R and a U in your name too, Blogunov. If MSCNN is to be trusted we can't trust you either.
Ah, but they're not found in the same name. That is why I can be trusted, and Trumpler cannot.
3/22/2017, 9:59 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
RedDiaperette wrote:
Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Hyperventilation Update: DID YOU KNOW that the second and third letters in "Trump" are 'r' and 'u'? Those are the first two letters in Russia! Wake up, America!
Why should you have a right to speak? You have an R and a U in your name too, Blogunov. If MSCNN is to be trusted we can't trust you either.
And do you realize that "trust" has an R and a U in it as well -- IN EXACTLY THE SAME ORDER AS THEY APPEAR IN "RUSSIA"!!!! (Gasp.)
The S! Don't overlook the S! See, tRUSt and RUSsia. The parallel is chilling.
3/23/2017, 12:05 am
Comrade Stierlitz
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
The S! Don't overlook the S! See, tRUSt and RUSsia. The parallel is chilling.
Hold on a minute...
RUSsia
RUSt
OHMYGOD!!! Every junkyard in America is in cooperation with Russia!
3/23/2017, 9:36 am
Komissar al-Blogunov
RUSh Limbaugh, the RUSt Belt, and this is only the beginning. We may know too much already.
3/23/2017, 12:54 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
Now imagine:
even The Beatles!... goo goo g' joob! I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the wal(!!!).
(and did TRUMP possibly sponsor them? Tavarishch Comey - investigate!)
P.S. Dzen vrom ze Cherman view of point:
just zink our Товарищ Штирлиц was born - MarxGenosse Ulbricht forbid! - Stierlith!
3/23/2017, 9:04 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Now imagine:
even The Beatles!... goo goo g' joob! I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the wal(!!!).
(and did TRUMP possibly sponsor them? Tavarishch Comey - investigate!)
P.S. Zhen vrom zhe Cherman view of point:
just zhink our Товарищ Штирлиц was born - MarxGenosse Ulbricht forbid! - Stierlith!
Don't forget Back in the CCCP! That song is loaded with Republican dog whistles. For example, Ukraine is an oblique reference to the People's Cube, America's most trusted and most equal news source. Also mentioned are Moscow, as in Moscow, Texas, and Georgia which is "always on my (Trump's) mind". Both Texas and Georgia voted for Trump in 2016. And only the Koch brothers know what was in that paper bag. Why, it's Orwellian.
3/23/2017, 10:01 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
. jejjjsuss-marijjja, uh, I mean, by Marx! - Back in the CCCP, pure horror!
And remember (aside from all the pussy-speak there) the "balalaika"?
balalaika - that's strings, right? and strings are basically wires, korrekt?
And where there is "wires" - Comrades, you understand, ja? wires, tiptoeing, "tap"-dance?
Tavarishch Comey - again!
3/24/2017, 8:48 am
Komissar al-Blogunov
GASP! Balalaikas have triangular bodies with three points. Trump, Putin, and Tillerson! They also have frets showing us that we should be fretting, as the media frets, just like here in the People's anti-Trump Hyperventilation Chamber.
3/24/2017, 2:27 pm
Red Square
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
GASP! Balalaikas have triangular bodies with three points. Trump, Putin, and Tillerson! They also have frets showing us that we should be fretting, as the media frets, just like here in the People's anti-Trump Hyperventilation Chamber.
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3/25/2017, 4:34 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Confirmed! These are deep waters...
3/26/2017, 11:42 am
Guardian of Pravda
There is apparently an underlying scheme to all this. Surveillance at the lowest level as well as Russian involvement in all aspects of the Media. At this point it is apparent the Russians, by deft management, have taken over the lamestream Mainstream Media and all propaganda News is now controlled by the Kremlin. Progress is more than apparent. We must rally to the cause and contribute more lies truth to the effort. Veracity is not needed, simply input any stray thought you might have. D Trump likes kolaches and this makes it obvious he is one of the chosen and a Russian spy / provocateur. Beets anyone?
3/26/2017, 12:13 pm
Comrade Putout
[color=#C0392B]Guardian of Pravda[/color] had a wonderful idea when he wrote:There is apparently an underlying scheme to all this. Surveillance at the lowest level as well as Russian involvement in all aspects of the Media. At this point it is apparent the Russians, by deft management, have taken over the lamestream Mainstream Media and all propaganda News is now controlled by the Kremlin. Progress is more than apparent. We must rally to the cause and contribute more lies truth to the effort. Veracity is not needed, simply input any stray thought you might have. D Trump likes kolaches and this makes it obvious he is one of the chosen and a Russian spy / provocateur. Beets anyone?
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Trump is a terrible driver... .
3/31/2017, 8:33 am
Hans Olo
Did you know that Trump conducted diplomacy with the leader of Germany? A Russian leader also conducted diplomacy with the leader of Germany in 1939.
3/31/2017, 7:25 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Hans Olo wrote:Did you know that Trump conducted diplomacy with the leader of Germany? A Russian leader also conducted diplomacy with the leader of Germany in 1939.
Stalin was known for his mustache just like Trump is known for his hair. Stalin's foreign minister, Molotov, has a 't' in his name just like 'T'rump. The parallel is...chilling.
4/1/2017, 11:37 am
Guardian of Pravda
Hans Olo wrote:Did you know that Trump conducted diplomacy with the leader of Germany? A Russian leader also conducted diplomacy with the leader of Germany in 1939.
Collusion
4/1/2017, 1:24 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
Hans Olo wrote:Did you know that Trump conducted diplomacy with the leader of Germany? ...
Jawohl. And he - Trump - refused a handshake with Frau Merkel, didn't he?
Now think: there is also no single picture of Der Führer shakin' hands with Eva Braun!
4/5/2017, 1:02 pm
Guardian of Pravda
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Hans Olo wrote:Did you know that Trump conducted diplomacy with the leader of Germany? ...
Jawohl. And he - Trump - refused a handshake with Frau Merkel, didn't he?
Now think: there is also no single picture of Der Führer shakin' hands with Eva Braun!
He likely shook something else and no one wanted that Picture. <Droll Off>
4/5/2017, 5:01 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
TRUMP further on apes (clumsily!) our Real Great Leader, Hussein Barackovich.
Today's "big news" : Job growth once again at an unprecedented rate.
See? ..UNPRECEDENTED.. That's what our Messiah always does! TRUMP just tackily plagiarizes...
4/5/2017, 6:40 pm
Minitrue
Some more chilling parallels:
-Trumps grandfather spoke German. Hitler's grandfather also spoke German. Coincidence?
-When Hitler came to power, intellectuals and free speech advocates were harrassed. The same is happening now (ok, by leftists, but it's Trump's fault nonetheless).
-"Trump" has five letters. So does "Adolf". Coincidence?
4/5/2017, 7:33 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
Minitrue wrote:Some more chilling parallels:
...
-"Trump" has five letters. So does "Adolf". Coincidence?
Nope. For sure. See the pattern: D-O-N-A-L-D (6, right?) and now H-I-T-L-E-R (your move...) .
4/6/2017, 2:25 pm
Minitrue
The criminal corporation behind the Trump family sent a lot of money to a racist terrorist organisation. This has been proven beyond doubt, and even acknowledged by Trump himself. The intermediate was a shady organisation called the "IRS". The terrorist organisation is called the "U-S-A". Chilling.
4/6/2017, 3:05 pm
RedDiaperette
And furthermore, it has just been announced that Trump has donated his first quarter's pay to the National Park Service. Aha! Park Service, PARK Service! Corruption at its worst, bankrolling Park Geun-hye, the recently arrested former president of counterrevolutionary South Korea!
4/6/2017, 8:09 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
Horror. Sends "his pay" to gangsters! And "his pay", it's just your-my-taxpayers' monies, korrekt?
4/11/2017, 2:58 pm
Guardian of Pravda
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Horror. Sends "his pay" to gangsters! And "his pay", it's just your-my-taxpayers' monies, korrekt?
What is money comrade?
4/11/2017, 3:53 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
RedDiaperette wrote:And furthermore, it has just been announced that Trump has donated his first quarter's pay to the National Park Service. Aha! Park Service, PARK Service! Corruption at its worst, bankrolling Park Geun-hye, the recently arrested former president of counterrevolutionary South Korea!
It's worse than that - he's giving away "his" money! Soon, other Americans may start seeing their money as belonging to them, just like Hitler did, and start donating to charities of their choice instead of approved charities like Planned Abortionhood which is always there for the Children™.
I miss the good old days when a president had a vengeful sense of entitlement, when a first lady flaunted her wealth, and when we were told what we may and may not buy.
What a terrifying and chilling example Trump is setting.
4/11/2017, 4:14 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
Guardian of Pravda wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:... it's just your-my-taxpayers' monies, korrekt?
What is money comrade?
In pre-postmodern times, 'twas this :
Of coz TRUMP, zhat fuhrer of zhe imperializm of zhe white ubermensch, he vill kaputten all zhat.
4/12/2017, 8:02 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
DID YOU KNOW that relations with Russia are at an ALL TIME LOW!? Before Trump, we had secretaries of state who believed whatever the Russians told them. We even made anovercharge a reset button worthy of the dignity of our previous president. Russia trusted us to believe them when they certified all the chemical weapons in Syria were gone and that Assad would have to go.
But now we have Tillerson, and relationships haven't been this bad since Ribbentrop and Molotov, another chilling parallel with Hitler, the last Republican Reich Führer.
4/13/2017, 8:16 am
Genosse Dummkopf
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:... relations with Russia are at an ALL TIME LOW!? [etc.]
yeah! That's what the World Community gets with a not-Nobel-Peace-Prize-crowned "President"!
4/13/2017, 8:38 am
Genosse Dummkopf
TRUMP tomahawking Shayrat - a proof that TRUMP isn't Putin's agent?
hahaha, as if!
What REALLY happened is :
1. TRUMP (secretly!) sends gas (Vietnam remnants!) to Putin.
2. Putin shleps it (repackaged!) to Assad.
3. Assad puts it (canister!) on a drone, inscriptions: ISIS and داعش (Daesh!).
4. Putin bombs (everything!), Assad's drone goes poofff!
5. TRUMP makes Tillerson make Mad Dog nuke the hell out of Syria, uh, I mean Shayrat hangars.
6. Putin (hotline!) to TRUMP: nu, see nyext NY Pravda khyeadline: hyh, TRUMP Putin's concubine NOT?
7. World Anti-TRUMP coalition discombobulated!
8. TRUMP yuks it up in Oval Office (+ Melania, Ivanka, Jared, and Bibi on phone (world Jewry!)).
4/13/2017, 3:36 pm
Major Ursa Vitnopants
Trump named his daughter Ivanka.....an obvious nod to his being Russia's bitch. it's like he doesn't even care who knows.
4/13/2017, 4:24 pm
Major Ursa Vitnopants
Doesn't even hide it.
4/13/2017, 5:28 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
Major Ursa Vitnopants wrote:Trump named his daughter Ivanka.....an obvious nod to his being Russia's bitch ...
Trump now: No, no, no, it's after her mom, Ivana.
That's Trump, that gump: doesn't even see how he slipped into Ivan's Eastern Bloc honey trap.
4/13/2017, 9:54 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
I CAN'T BELIEVE Trump dropped the MOAB on a group of peaceful Islamic scholars! Besides offending all the Muslims who live on Arab Street, it's a slap in the face to millions of marching mothers.
4/13/2017, 9:56 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Major Ursa Vitnopants wrote:Doesn't even hide it.
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Dallas and Berlin both have six letters each. DTrump also has six letters. See? 666! Let's see how Trump and FOX (fake) News spin this one!
4/14/2017, 10:10 am
Genosse Dummkopf
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Major Ursa Vitnopants wrote:Doesn't even hide it ... < Berlin/Dallas proof >
Dallas and Berlin both have six letters each. DTrump also has six letters. See? 666! ...
zhis is sou terifyink...
Berlin: Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg? ___( the 10 sec. )
Dallas: Would you luv totaled TRUMP? ........123456789_123456789_1234567 = 27 = 3*9 = 999!
