People's anti-Trump hyperventilation chamber


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Hyperventilation Chamber!








Captain Craptek
I'll bet they're RUSSIAN army boots!


And I quote...
Tillerson’s middle name is Wayne, but the company did not explain the origin of the name of “Wayne Tracker.”
“I’m not sure how the name was chosen,” Jeffers, the company spokesman, told ABC News in an email.
Why, that's chilling. And Orwellian.





Captain Craptek
In the Motherland, it's not an insult to say "your momma wears army boots" because she probably does.










Putin_on_the_Ritz
Trump wears Adidas Track Pants! Clearly he's Russian ...You just wait ... and see him don the Nike Hijab! (because he's Mooslim too ...)


Genosse Dummkopf
Putin_on_the_Ritz
Trump wears Adidas Track Pants! Clearly he's Russian ...You just wait ... and see him don the Nike Hijab! (because he's Mooslim too ...)
We, in the Peoples Republic of Minnesota call that a "balaclava". Hijab is directed at one gender......wait, now I'm confused....


Putin_on_the_Ritz
Genosse Dummkopf
Putin_on_the_Ritz
Trump wears Adidas Track Pants! Clearly he's Russian ...You just wait ... and see him don the Nike Hijab! (because he's Mooslim too ...)
... Hijab is directed at one gender......wait, now I'm confused....
. . . . . confused ? you seen those tiny Trumpler hands ? no hands, no cojones !


Donald Trump 'Bite Me!™' nesting dolls... clearly he's Russian!
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Red Square
More people are coming out against Trump. Here's a Socialist Alternative rally:

ЛОЛ!


Margaret
Did you know that president Trump called the People's hyperventilation chamber just an echo chamber of fake news? This kind of knee jerk fascist attitude is absolutely frightening coming from a sitting president. I'm scared. Does no one remember history?

Putin_on_the_Ritz
Genosse Dummkopf
Putin_on_the_Ritz
Trump wears Adidas Track Pants! Clearly he's Russian ...You just wait ... and see him don the Nike Hijab! (because he's Mooslim too ...)
We, in the Peoples Republic of Minnesota call that a "balaclava". Hijab is directed at one gender......wait, now I'm confused....
Are you suggesting that a person may be only one gender at a time? Or are you pointing out the transphobia of Trump? Now I am confused as well. But that is a Good Thing, is it not?


RedDiaperette
Putin_on_the_Ritz
Genosse Dummkopf
You just wait ... and see him don the Nike Hijab! (because he's Mooslim too ...)
We, in the Peoples Republic of Minnesota call that a "balaclava". Hijab is directed at one gender......wait, now I'm confused....
Are you suggesting that a person may be only one gender at a time? Or are you pointing out the transphobia of Trump? Now I am confused as well. But that is a Good Thing, is it not?
To paraphrase Mr. Fremont in The Twilight Zone classic It's a Good Life;
"... it's good that you're confused, RedDiaperette, - it's real good. And tomorrow - tomorrow's going to be a real good day!"




Since anger and hyperventilation is not good for my complexion, as all those frothing facial expressions cause wrinkles, I am going to enlist a surrogate to hyperventilate for me. I will, in the meantime, be working on my daily Tokyo Rose Beauty Regime which is like Mary Kay for commies.
So here is my surrogate saying EXACTLY what I couldn't say better (if I wanted to mess up my facial).......................


My confusion stems from the lack of 'Gender Confused Muslims' in this balaclava/Hijab confusion. It is my understanding, that if you are Muslim, and are confused, your confusion gets tied to a chair, and launched from a 5 story building. Similar to the Flugtag, but without the water. .....confused?


Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
Thank you Komissar al-Blogunov for your thoughtfulness of providing us with an, oh so needed, People's Anti-Trump Hyperventilation Chamber. It's nice to have a place to vent our anti-Trump sentiments.Since anger and hyperventilation is not good for my complexion, as all those frothing facial expressions cause wrinkles, I am going to enlist a surrogate to hyperventilate for me. I will, in the meantime, be working on my daily Tokyo Rose Beauty Regime which is like Mary Kay for commies.
So here is my surrogate saying EXACTLY what I couldn't say better (if I wanted to mess up my facial).......................


Putin_on_the_Ritz
Comrade Craptek,My confusion stems from the lack of 'Gender Confused Muslims' in this balaclava/Hijab confusion. It is my understanding, that if you are Muslim, and are confused, your confusion gets tied to a chair, and launched from a 5 story building. Similar to the Flugtag, but without the water. .....confused?
Comrade,
Thanks for that confusing clarification. I suspect the scarcity of confused Mooslims is the result of (as you suggest) the self-regulating nature of their quaint social custom, i.e., murder by induced gravitational attraction.
Then, of course, we have the popular Antifa and Zoro fans headgear craze adding to the confusion. This item is bound to be a big seller with our youthful male, female, and "to be determined" summer adventurers. I can hardly wait for spring.


He's so stupid he doesn't know MSNBC is supposed to be capitalized. How can somebody like that be president?


Margaret
Did you know president Trump just tweeted: "So let me get this straight, Rachel Maddow is supposed to be the smart one at msnbc. Lol! Sad."He's so stupid he doesn't know MSNBC is supposed to be capitalized. How can somebody like that be president?


Captain Craptek
Then, of course, we have the popular Antifa and Zoro fans headgear craze adding to the confusion. This item is bound to be a big seller with our youthful male, female, and "to be determined" summer adventurers. I can hardly wait for spring.If you liked that, may I interest you in this novelty item, to be mass-produced in the next Five Year Plan?



There may be help in the form of a little blue pill...........................




Putin_on_the_Ritz
Trump wears Adidas Track Pants! ... [final conclusion]Now, that's how brilliant our pre-Trump Comrade Messiah is!
Trick Dumb Trump into wearing Track™ Pants, and then - comfy seated at the Resolute Desk - eavesdrop™ on any rumor coming from out there.
And just wait 'til Trump starts absurdly whining about "wiretapped", hahaha.
While everybody knows, there is no "Wiretap™ Pants" - neither Adidas nor Nike, hahahahaha!


(a good background-insight in legalinsurrection)






Don't you know we have better things to do with our money? Like providing taxi services to
I spit on you all!


Minitrue
It is a disgrace you American fascists no longer want to pay for the defences of my European motherland.Don't you know we have better things to do with our money? Like providing taxi services to
I spit on you all!
DID YOU KNOW that Trump thinks students who take out loans should have to pay them back!? That means that nobody will ever get a degree again, except those who work, are scholarship material, or who manage their money wisely. NOBODY!
Just like no woman is illegal, no student is a debtor.


and yet, no handshake for Frau Merkel! pure American fascism! <spit!><spit!>


Genosse Dummkopf
yeah, "no woman is illegal"...and yet, no handshake for Frau Merkel! pure American fascism! <spit!><spit!>
Did you know where that hand had been Comrade?


Guardian of Pravda
... Did you know where that hand had been Comrade?au contraire!
Our Frau Führer should have grabbed HIM - only there is no cojones there, and but a µ-pee-pee!






Komissar al-Blogunov
Why should you have a right to speak? You have an R and a U in your name too, Blogunov. If MSCNN is to be trusted we can't trust you either.


Comrade Stierlitz
Komissar al-Blogunov
Why should you have a right to speak? You have an R and a U in your name too, Blogunov. If MSCNN is to be trusted we can't trust you either.
And do you realize that "trust" has an R and a U in it as well -- IN EXACTLY THE SAME ORDER AS THEY APPEAR IN "RUSSIA"!!!! (Gasp.)


Comrade Stierlitz
Komissar al-Blogunov
Why should you have a right to speak? You have an R and a U in your name too, Blogunov. If MSCNN is to be trusted we can't trust you either.


RedDiaperette
Comrade Stierlitz
Komissar al-Blogunov
Why should you have a right to speak? You have an R and a U in your name too, Blogunov. If MSCNN is to be trusted we can't trust you either.
And do you realize that "trust" has an R and a U in it as well -- IN EXACTLY THE SAME ORDER AS THEY APPEAR IN "RUSSIA"!!!! (Gasp.)
The S! Don't overlook the S! See, tRUSt and RUSsia. The parallel is chilling.


Komissar al-Blogunov
The S! Don't overlook the S! See, tRUSt and RUSsia. The parallel is chilling.Hold on a minute...
RUSsia
RUSt
OHMYGOD!!! Every junkyard in America is in cooperation with Russia!




even The Beatles!... goo goo g' joob! I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the wal(!!!).
(and did TRUMP possibly sponsor them? Tavarishch Comey - investigate!)
P.S. Zhen vrom zhe Cherman view of point:
just zhink our Товарищ Штирлиц was born -


Genosse Dummkopf
Now imagine:even The Beatles!... goo goo g' joob! I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the wal(!!!).
(and did TRUMP possibly sponsor them? Tavarishch Comey - investigate!)
P.S. Zhen vrom zhe Cherman view of point:
just zhink our Товарищ Штирлиц was born -


jejjjsuss-marijjja, uh, I mean, by Marx! - Back in the CCCP, pure horror!
And remember (aside from all the pussy-speak there) the "balalaika"?
balalaika - that's strings, right? and strings are basically wires, korrekt?
And where there is "wires" - Comrades, you understand, ja? wires, tiptoeing, "tap"-dance?
Tavarishch Comey - again!




Komissar al-Blogunov







Guardian of Pravda had a wonderful idea when he
There is apparently an underlying scheme to all this. Surveillance at the lowest level as well as Russian involvement in all aspects of the Media. At this point it is apparent the Russians, by deft management, have taken over the.
Trump is a terrible driver...
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Hans Olo
Did you know that Trump conducted diplomacy with the leader of Germany? A Russian leader also conducted diplomacy with the leader of Germany in 1939.

Hans Olo
Did you know that Trump conducted diplomacy with the leader of Germany? A Russian leader also conducted diplomacy with the leader of Germany in 1939.Collusion


Hans Olo
Did you know that Trump conducted diplomacy with the leader of Germany? ...Jawohl. And he - Trump - refused a handshake with Frau Merkel, didn't he?
Now think: there is also no single picture of Der Führer shakin' hands with Eva Braun!


Genosse Dummkopf
Hans Olo
Did you know that Trump conducted diplomacy with the leader of Germany? ...Jawohl. And he - Trump - refused a handshake with Frau Merkel, didn't he?
Now think: there is also no single picture of Der Führer shakin' hands with Eva Braun!
He likely shook something else and no one wanted that Picture. <Droll Off>


Today's "big news" : Job growth once again at an unprecedented rate.
See? ..UNPRECEDENTED.. That's what our Messiah always does! TRUMP just tackily plagiarizes...


-Trumps grandfather spoke German. Hitler's grandfather also spoke German. Coincidence?
-When Hitler came to power, intellectuals and free speech advocates were harrassed. The same is happening now (ok, by leftists, but it's Trump's fault nonetheless).
-"Trump" has five letters. So does "Adolf". Coincidence?


Minitrue
Some more chilling parallels:...
-"Trump" has five letters. So does "Adolf". Coincidence?
Nope. For sure. See the pattern: D-O-N-A-L-D (6, right?) and now H-I-T-L-E-R (your move...) .








Genosse Dummkopf
Horror. Sends "his pay" to gangsters! And "his pay", it's just your-my-taxpayers' monies, korrekt?What is money comrade?


RedDiaperette
And furthermore, it has just been announced that Trump has donated his first quarter's pay to the National Park Service. Aha! Park Service, PARK Service! Corruption at its worst, bankrolling Park Geun-hye, the recently arrested former president of counterrevolutionary South Korea!

Guardian of Pravda
Genosse Dummkopf
... it's just your-my-taxpayers' monies, korrekt?What is money comrade?In pre-postmodern times, 'twas this :
Of coz TRUMP, zhat fuhrer of zhe imperializm of zhe white ubermensch, he vill kaputten all zhat.




Komissar al-Blogunov
... relations with Russia are at an ALL TIME LOW!? [etc.]yeah! That's what the World Community gets with a not-Nobel-Peace-Prize-crowned "President"!


hahaha, as if!
What REALLY happened is :
1. TRUMP (secretly!) sends gas (Vietnam remnants!) to Putin.
2. Putin shleps it (repackaged!) to Assad.
3. Assad puts it (canister!) on a drone, inscriptions: ISIS and داعش (Daesh!).
4. Putin bombs (everything!), Assad's drone goes poofff!
5. TRUMP makes Tillerson make Mad Dog nuke the hell out of Syria, uh, I mean Shayrat hangars.
6. Putin (hotline!) to TRUMP: nu, see nyext NY Pravda khyeadline: hyh, TRUMP Putin's concubine NOT?
7. World Anti-TRUMP coalition discombobulated!
8. TRUMP yuks it up in Oval Office (+ Melania, Ivanka, Jared, and Bibi on phone (world Jewry!)).






Major Ursa Vitnopants
Trump named his daughter Ivanka.....an obvious nod to his being Russia's bitch ...Trump now: No, no, no, it's after her mom, Ivana.
That's Trump, that gump: doesn't even see how he slipped into Ivan's Eastern Bloc honey trap.




Major Ursa Vitnopants
Doesn't even hide it.Any-Questions.jpg


Komissar al-Blogunov
Major Ursa Vitnopants
Doesn't even hide it ... < Berlin/Dallas proof >Dallas and Berlin both have six letters each. DTrump also has six letters. See? 666! ...zhis is sou terifyink...
Berlin: Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg? ___( the 10 sec. )
Dallas: Would you luv totaled TRUMP?
........123456789_123456789_1234567 = 27 = 3*9 = 999!