5/8/2017, 6:34 pm
Dr. Stephen Hawking, a world authority, predicted already in November 2016 that humans have about 1000 years to leave our increasingly ravaged planet, or perish.
Yet following the glorious Science March 2017, the situation dramatically worsened.
"It got worse", says Prof. Hawking, "because of the rise of xenophobia, contempt towards Gender Science, and outright Nazism. My recent calculations additionally factor all that in."
And right after the worldwide celebrated May Day, Dr. Hawking published his newest result: Only 100 years left !
But today, following the election in France, the great mind of our time revised his gloomy prognosis. "It's not 100 years until extinction", explains the sagacious man, "it's 150 years, now".
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We asked the great scholar: "But, how come, that delightful upward correction?". Prof. Hawking answered: "Yes, I had to correct my model. Among the myriad of controlling parameters, there was that < LE_PEN_IS_PRESIDENT = TRUE > entry. As we know, that setting had not to be <TRUE> but <FALSE>. That corrected, the new model run answered <150> as ultimate output."
So we followed: "Fascinating. But tell us, Professor - why was that LE_PEN switch set to YES, she IS_PRESIDENT?". And Dr. Hawking said, slightly giggling: "Look, that LE_PEN switch, it was embedded into the model by my assistant, Dr. Ukrainskiy".
"Wow! So, venerable Professor - can we speak with Dr. U?", we begged. "Oh, I'm afraid it's impossible", was his answer. And he added: "Dr. U disappeared, and somehow wound up as lecturer of Uchilishchye Imyeni Yuriya Vladimirovicha Andropova po Dyezinformatsyonnym Taktikam in Moscow. They translate it as Andropov Institute of Advanced Inquiry. That's all I know."
(while H. is a top-class physicist/cosmologist, he for sure jumped the shark, prodded by Beeb.)
(anybody who is (hypothetical!) not familiar with the depicted scene may wish to re-educate.)
Yet following the glorious Science March 2017, the situation dramatically worsened.
"It got worse", says Prof. Hawking, "because of the rise of xenophobia, contempt towards Gender Science, and outright Nazism. My recent calculations additionally factor all that in."
And right after the worldwide celebrated May Day, Dr. Hawking published his newest result: Only 100 years left !
But today, following the election in France, the great mind of our time revised his gloomy prognosis. "It's not 100 years until extinction", explains the sagacious man, "it's 150 years, now".
~
We asked the great scholar: "But, how come, that delightful upward correction?". Prof. Hawking answered: "Yes, I had to correct my model. Among the myriad of controlling parameters, there was that < LE_PEN_IS_PRESIDENT = TRUE > entry. As we know, that setting had not to be <TRUE> but <FALSE>. That corrected, the new model run answered <150> as ultimate output."
So we followed: "Fascinating. But tell us, Professor - why was that LE_PEN switch set to YES, she IS_PRESIDENT?". And Dr. Hawking said, slightly giggling: "Look, that LE_PEN switch, it was embedded into the model by my assistant, Dr. Ukrainskiy".
"Wow! So, venerable Professor - can we speak with Dr. U?", we begged. "Oh, I'm afraid it's impossible", was his answer. And he added: "Dr. U disappeared, and somehow wound up as lecturer of Uchilishchye Imyeni Yuriya Vladimirovicha Andropova po Dyezinformatsyonnym Taktikam in Moscow. They translate it as Andropov Institute of Advanced Inquiry. That's all I know."
(while H. is a top-class physicist/cosmologist, he for sure jumped the shark, prodded by Beeb.)
(anybody who is (hypothetical!) not familiar with the depicted scene may wish to re-educate.)
