1/18/2018, 8:46 pm
Known for progressively investigative hyperventilation and unprecedented professional standards, the world-acclaimed flagbearer of Kfality Shurnalizm opened the salvo:
Secretly taken, the shot shows POTUS in "Mein Kampf" mode, as he wrests with the - now famous - mental test's Cube Conundrum.
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The obvious doubt (c'mon, how is this Trump?) was foresightfully addressed by the illustre organ:
Next, CNN entered the fray presenting their shurnalistic booty:
Later in the program further details, snatched by "our dependable source", were displayed:
Wolf Blitzer explained the kinky coloring. "Well," he said, "Mr. Trump insisted on being given an orange crayon" to document his mental efforts. "Orange is his favorite color", he added.
Understandably, that exposé caused a shock among the progressive community of our planet.
It appears that a worldwide protest movement is now in the making, united under a new symbol - an orange CLOCKY CAP.
And further shards of Trump's mental prowess were coming to light. Vox, the leading organ of Shurno-Listing, got its hands on this:
Ezra Klein, Vox's spiritus movens, splained: "Of course, a 'this and that' isn't an answer here.". He continued: "The number of objects in any given set is always a single figure, a digit. In this case, it's 3.5 of course."
Meanwhile, Washington Post published this mental treasure:
WaPo's David Weigel explained: "Yes, Dr. Ronny L. Jackson (who conducted the examination) started to register Mr. Trump's answers himself, electronically. Just to simplify the procedure." Asked, Mr. Weigel added: "Yes, the President insisted on Dr. Jackson's notes to also be taken in orange."
Finally, also WSJ published a piece:
An anonymous but confirmed WSJ opinion (Strassel? Henninger? or Taranto?) states: "Well, our President is fully right here. Don't misunderestimate Mr. Trump. And remember the glorious art of his Mar-a-Lago flagpole deal*."
* Unfamiliar? See e.g. here. The single sentence with the first appearance of the keyword <hill> represents the very core of Trump's brilliance in this case. (the hill advisedly created, as base.)
NOTE.
Now it's out! Apparently, all the facts above were gathered by Michael Wolff (he of Fire and Fury fame). Intrepid investigator Wolff, disguised as a fly, managed to pass the militaristic guards of_ the Walter Reed NMM Center in Bethesda, MD, and enter the Mental Examination Room. Here, heroically clawed to the wall, he took notes and snapped all the pics. Et voilà!
Secretly taken, the shot shows POTUS in "Mein Kampf" mode, as he wrests with the - now famous - mental test's Cube Conundrum.
~
The obvious doubt (c'mon, how is this Trump?) was foresightfully addressed by the illustre organ:
The Gray Lady wrote:In accordance with our rules of professional conduct, the facial traits and other personal characteristics were visually redacted in the clandestinely taken picture, so as to not infringe on Mr. Trump's personal rights.
Next, CNN entered the fray presenting their shurnalistic booty:
Later in the program further details, snatched by "our dependable source", were displayed:
Wolf Blitzer explained the kinky coloring. "Well," he said, "Mr. Trump insisted on being given an orange crayon" to document his mental efforts. "Orange is his favorite color", he added.
Understandably, that exposé caused a shock among the progressive community of our planet.
It appears that a worldwide protest movement is now in the making, united under a new symbol - an orange CLOCKY CAP.
And further shards of Trump's mental prowess were coming to light. Vox, the leading organ of Shurno-Listing, got its hands on this:
Ezra Klein, Vox's spiritus movens, splained: "Of course, a 'this and that' isn't an answer here.". He continued: "The number of objects in any given set is always a single figure, a digit. In this case, it's 3.5 of course."
Meanwhile, Washington Post published this mental treasure:
WaPo's David Weigel explained: "Yes, Dr. Ronny L. Jackson (who conducted the examination) started to register Mr. Trump's answers himself, electronically. Just to simplify the procedure." Asked, Mr. Weigel added: "Yes, the President insisted on Dr. Jackson's notes to also be taken in orange."
Finally, also WSJ published a piece:
An anonymous but confirmed WSJ opinion (Strassel? Henninger? or Taranto?) states: "Well, our President is fully right here. Don't misunderestimate Mr. Trump. And remember the glorious art of his Mar-a-Lago flagpole deal*."
* Unfamiliar? See e.g. here. The single sentence with the first appearance of the keyword <hill> represents the very core of Trump's brilliance in this case. (the hill advisedly created, as base.)
NOTE.
Now it's out! Apparently, all the facts above were gathered by Michael Wolff (he of Fire and Fury fame). Intrepid investigator Wolff, disguised as a fly, managed to pass the militaristic guards of_ the Walter Reed NMM Center in Bethesda, MD, and enter the Mental Examination Room. Here, heroically clawed to the wall, he took notes and snapped all the pics. Et voilà!
