• Condecession: set-asides or subsidies to groups one feels sorry for.
  
• Defaulty setting: Something incorrect that's widely believed because it was the first explanation proposed rather than because there was any actual evidence or proof.
  
• Dimprovement: A bad, dimwitted improvement that isn't better, often worse. (Can you say New Coke, Vista operating system or nationalized health care?)
  
• Feelosophy: positions and policies adopted because they make you feel good or virtuous rather than on any reasoned basis or because they could possibly work.
  
• Iconoklatch: group of nonconformists who uniformly conform to an "alternative" set of standards.
  
• Infopinion: The intermingling of news and opinion so that it's hard to tell which is what. Often called analysis.
  
• Literateur: Someone who talks about and refers to books they've never actually read. Think Wealth of Nations or Das Kapital.
  
• Malapropitization: Needlessly adding prefixes and suffixes to words to make yourself sound erudite, more scholarlisticalful.
  
• Nincomproof: A line of thinking both logical yet so unreasonable only an idiot or an intellectual would buy it.
  
• Oprahtunity: The chance to cash in on fame in one area in another area you really have no qualification for. (Al Gore for instance.)
  
• Psychophant: A lunatic follower of a lunatic leader. (See Marxist-Leninist)
  
• Sophistreatment: A "fake but accurate" film treatment. Such as any "documentary" film by Michael Moore, or docudrama by Oliver Stone.
  
• Shamnesia: a condition where one cannot remember personal details or incidents on the advice of their attorney.
  
• Spoofemism: Play on words making fun of a euphemism. Like calling a bald guy "tonsorially challenged."
  
• Straw-man Poll: a poll where the questions are composed to get only the answer you're looking for.
  
• Wishteria: A craze people fall for because they want it to be true. (Also see Obamania.)
  
• Xenotopia: Something you find unbearable but, strangely, other people desire.

Obamatible: that which is hyped or promoted as wonderful, excellent, fantastic or profound but which is in reality a complete waste of time.

Preachable Momement: pompous blather masquerading as wisdom

Quackification: phony, over-hyped or bogus credentials

Propagandate: an official proclamation which is total baloney

Goracious: an insatiable appetite for manipulated information

Glue Dog: an animal that pretends to be strong and independent but is actually a wimpy lapdog stuck to his master

Compretention: simulated competition, as in two family members running for the same senate seat (also see "public option")

Negatiate: a negotiation in which one party gives everything away in the very beginning (see "Polish-Czech missile defense")

Factate: to feed false or irrelevant factoids to gullible supporters for wider dissemination

Changle: a con game where the mark is duped into believing some condition has changed when it hasn't (see "hopeable")

Hopeable: susceptible to false or unfounded hopes; idealistically gullible

Bidentify: to locate and recognize a gaffe-prone official idiot

Intaxicate: to become drunk with political power, especially with regard to fiscal authority

Anthropogentrification: the process by which one comes to believe baseless, fraudulent or convaluted theories due to frequent association with self-styled elitists and pseudo-intellectuals

Clodify: to make idiocy into law

Wrightisms: The act of damning the nation you live in, and blaming unpopular religious groups for your problems.

Pelosify: Having so many face lifts, one no longer resembles a human being.

Bushdidits: Blaming George W. Bush for problems.

Correctify: to collaborate on fixing something in such a way that only the already-solved problems get "treatment", whereas anything that actually needs attention is dismissed or left alone (See Health Care Bill).

Legistrate: to conflate the legislature's duties with those of the judiciary. Also known as "legislating from the bench" (see Judicial Activism).

Effeminism: The delusion that all that is masculine is worthless and women are only valuable if they submit to the will of the collective that promotes a forced choice of either family or career (having both is forbidden - see Sarah Palin), the abolition of leg and armpit shaving, and obsession with vague concepts such as "entrenched patriarchal norms". Characterized by a tendency to assign gender constructs to as many things as possible, as well as overall wimpy behavior.

Extra-Sensory-Deception(ESD) - the ability to communicate absolute garbage through a teleprompter directly beamed across tv into gullible minds full of mush

Self-Bidentity- seeing yourself as far more competent than you actually are

Pressoteric- Insight belonging only to members of the Fourth Estate

Historectomy- removing evidence of past events to promote an agenda

Stimulation- giving the illusion of fixing the Economy while actually lining your own pockets

Fundle- to touch a taxpayer's money for your own pleasure

Acornicopia- a bountiful display of illegitimite votes

Genufliction- bowing to a dictator to purposefully offend your own people

Procrasstorial- apearing to be carefully weighing an opinion as a cover for screwing around and not doing your job

Obesequezy (n.): the feeling of nausea that one experiences upon watching a lemming perform an act of political ingratiation.*

Sacroshanked (adj.): Having been attacked, sometimes mortally, by a religious fanatic.*

Claptrapper (n.): A secret policeman tasked with identifying and arresting the first "comrade" who stops clapping when the Dear Leader is introduced at a state function.*
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*These words have been copyrighted (in the future) and may not be used without the express permission of The People's Cube, etc., etc....

Czar Czar?

Czar Czar Binks I presume?

Look who else showed up...The Professor!
Did the money run out in Vegas? Have you completed your 89 year sabbatical?


Gibbserish (n.): The Official Language of The White House Press Corps. First introduced to the lexicon in 2009 by the great philosopher, playwrite, and court jester, Robert Gibbs.

Algoreithm- mathematical procedure used for inciting hysteria by projecting a hockey-stick curve or upward diagonal line and assuming that events such as global temperature or population growth will continue to rise precisely that way in the future (See Malthus).

Greetings, Laika! I am the Czar of all Czars, responsible for assuring all other Czars function exactly as Lord Barry requires. It is a most Glorious and heartwarming task, though of late I have spent much time beneath the Obama-bus, having (I am sure) almost nothing to do with the abject failures of the other czars beneath me. Also, I carry a small handkerchief to wipe the spittle that occasionally oozes from the mouth of Joe "Plugs" Biden.

Condomnation - speaking truth to abstinence-mongers.

NOthiNg hapPeniNg hErE, jUsT loOkiNg fOr taSteY trOlls tO eAt, cOmraDes!

Our comrades-in-fists at IOwnTheWorld posted our neologisms on their site and announced a contest. It lasted for about a week and gathered 228 comments, many of which are simply brilliant.

- https://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=15288

We don't have a voting feature on the posts (all posts are equal), so you can go to their site to vote.

Alternatively we can post most of them here and suggest the winners.

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Pollstergeist - eerie disembodied voice on telephone asking stupid questions at dinner time.

Lib-o-suction - taxes taxes taxes.

Global Glovernment - a redistribution of wealth from rich countries to third world countries in order to prevent earthquakes.

Real Eskate - stopping your mortgage payments.

Sureveillance - yes, the NSA is definitely tapping your phone.

Barack-pedaling - lightening one's extreme stance slowly until it gains enough support.

Fatulence - The hot air emitted by an overweight former Vice President

Gorenorrhea – textually transmitted, incurable cognitive infection. Pandemic and resistant to reality injections. Symptoms include the delusion that graphs can change the climate.

Procrasturbate - self pleasuring via procrastination. E.g., "Obama procrasturbated his decisionon on Afghanistan."

Exasturbate - self pleasuring by pointlessly exasperating others, particularly conservatives. See any James Hines post as an example of exasturbation.

Executive Blanch - when the bosses find out they're being investigated by the SEC *and* the FBI

Lardball -
1. Partisan budget busting politics as practiced by Democrats
2. New political show on MSNBC starring Rosie O'Donnell: "I'm Rosie O'Donnell. Let's play Lardball."

Wrighteousness - liberal hypocracy.

Nincompoof - certain gay congressman from Massachusetts.

Ayerdale - liberal lap dog

Hypothemathical deduction - Not-so-scientific methodology whereby conclusions are presented as fact based only on the data those conducting the study want to use.

Sorosopoly – A new form of government funded by a billionare nazi collaborater used to cause the overthrow of democratic republics throughout the world.
(But I think it's actually called Sorosocracy - Red Square)

Acornography - a type of film depicting the obscene phucking of the American taxpayers.
(I think it's called Aporn - Red Square)

Telepromturus Interruptus - Losing "THE ONE'S" place on the telepromter, no matter the reason.
(Also see POTUS Interruptus - Red Square)

Bidenisis - loss of control of thought and speech patterns.

Obamaphasia - ummm…oh…ummm.

Barryum Enema - what our country is currently experiencing.

O-Face - the look on people's faces when they realize they've been had.

Blacklist - Everyone okayed to say stuff about black folks.

House Minority Whip – Hispanic masochist living in Bawney's basement.

Lennie's Kraut-logisms:
Mannkampf - Feminists' war on men.
NADZKRIEG - (Gonad war) another word for feminist war on masculinity
Libseig – the devastating election of 2008
Demoschlachten (slaughter of the Dems) November 3, 2010
Libendammerung – the apocalyptic twilight of the libs Nov 3, 2010
Palinskrieg - lib's total war on Sarah Palin
Heimatsicherheitdienst – Dept. of Homeland (In)Security
Oberstfistenfuehrer - Kevin Jennings new title
Obamajugend "Obama Youth" Obama's glassy-eyed under-30 youth bots.

Yeti Hunt – Attempting to locate the FLOTUS during times she might cause greater embarrassment.

Democrazy - A system wherein a progressive/ socialist pretends that the the proles will have any say whatsoever in government dictates.

Prevariliction - Telling a lie to cover one's ass one would like to lick.

Undocumented President - Supposed leader of a nation who fails to provide adequate legal documentation.

Hopeyitus - delusional feelings of granduer with no basis in reality.

Repoofter - A talking head on MSNBC parroting Representative Barney Frank's pronouncements as legitimate or rational positions designed to help anyone except Congress. Eg. "Chris Matthews, repoofting on Mr. Frank's endorsement of Martha Coakley."

Meh-canistic: Obama going through the motions in pitching something other than himself to the American people.

Mental detardation - condition characterized by rejecting liberal ideas.

Pretarded - mental state before being subjected to liberal indoctrination.

Baucusnalia - an attempt to address the Senate while under the influence.

Envirosentimentalism - the green movement after January 2011

Barackslide - what a losing Democrat senate candidate will find herself under next Wednesday.

Executive Ordure – The usual crap from the White House.
(This must be related to Executive Odor - Red Square)

Femished - hungry for sex

Promisecuous - Promising special treatment to anyone willing to whore their vote. See Ben Nelson.

Yeswecanofascists – Extremist movement proposing the complete destruction of those with opposing points of view.

O'bowing - the form of bending over to the world's tyrants.

Muslophrenia - harboring delusion about the abscence of violence in Islam

Musloid - person afflicted with Muslophrenia

Ablacknophobia - Fear of politicians who have dark skin and speak with a "negro dialect."

Fecalocality - Washington, DC.

Taxicity - Washington, DC.

Cloomney - the value of any actor's opinion of G.W. Bush

Blaxploitation - what 99% of black American voters are guilty of.

Landreiumeda strain: An unknown virus that transforms female senators into exceptionally high-priced hookers.

Fistastic - joy derived from shoving your fist up millions of asses. "Obama had a fistastic time in office."

CSPANarchism – The belief in opposing all viewing of government debates on cable channel CSPAN except while campaigning.

Catheorize - offer a piss-poorly formed opinion

Michellenopsia - the after image that is burned into the retina after viewing pictures of the Ms.O

Weeblog - a weblog for unstable posters

O'Limpic Failure - The ability to completely lose the prize at the last moment.

Trans-Parent administration - an administration who teaches your kids about transvestites.

Whorticultural Diplomacy – Process by which a nation's leaders whore themselves out to dictators and thugocracies under the delusional ideas propagated by madmen.

Saulacious - Barry's lustful desire for tax dollars.

Capitalistruction - A condition whereby the very members of a society set about attempting to destroy the same society that has allowed them to prosper.

Koolaidoscope - a device that distorts reality to suit liberal ends, such as that which is employed by the media. E.g., "When viewed thru the koolaidoscope of the media …"

Barney Rubble - our current financial situation.

Dread State - State of the Union that Obama fears to travel.

Blew State - State of the Union Bill Clinton has a tack in where he allowed an intern to spend time on the presidential staff.

Frontal O'batomy - the loss of a part of the brain experienced by Obama supporters as a manifestation of hopeychangy disease.

Histearia - Seeking support for an unpopular bill by evoking the memory of a recently deceased liberal.

Kosmonut - A Daily Kos "Diarist" (goddamn, that is faggy)

Whoopeedophilia - not molesting molesting.

Roe V. Waiting - deciding you want an abortion in the third trimester

Pelazis - fictional fascists who oppose Nancy's health care reform.

Intimbeciles - thugs sent in by Acorn to steal elections.

Belapelosi - your worst nightmare. (Also see Lib-o-suction).

Obamateurisms - needless or dangerous activities of a one term presidency. See Jimmyisms.

Hysterection - the tingle Rachel Maddows gets up her leg from Obama.

Pro-Magnum Man - a race of primitive people who cling to outmoded beliefs about the 2nd Amendment.

Finestein - a good looking glass that causes botulism.

Michellac - Michelle Obama's helmet hair.

Michelleitis - A hippy hippy birthday shake when your husband goes to Auntie Boston's tea party.

Goreinthians - the most beloved disciples of the Goreacle.

Negroaner - politically damaging faux pas involving the inappropriate use of the word "Negro". E.g., "Hey, did you hear Harry Reid's latest Negroaner?"

Demogoggles - falling for liberal demagoguery because you're drunk.

Bab-smear - an effective test for detecting liberal stupidity.

Reiddown - a Senatorial dispensation of demagoguery in the face of popular disdain for wasteful spending.

Rino virus - a new disease sweeping the senate & congress causing loss of re-election.

Fairystroika - Kevin Jennings restructuring of our public school system.

Assnost - Kevin Jennings idea of "openness."

Harrystroika - Senate's bid to restructure healthcare.

Kinderhardon - what Kevin Jennings wants second graders to experience.

Nancephalitis - a reduction of the brain caused by mindless stupidity.

Fidel Castrokingoff - what Hollywood Liberals do when contemplating a socialist utopia.

Kennede rigueur mortis – The current dead Kennedy.

Colliefornia - Western U.S. state going to the dogs.

Klakistocracy - Endeavor to endure. (Chief Michael)

Sick Simper Tyrannis - facial expression often seen on Obama sycophants.

Dodd-do - extinct political bird.

Mullahnoma - a very dangerous infection

Afjanetstan - country where returning American servicemen pose a greater threat than Muslim terrorists.

Janetor - an overpaid hack that needs to be flushed.

Bushwhacked - a mental disorder causing complete lack of personal responsibility.

Bari-Bari - a disease caused by deficiency of thiamine and factual information.

Olbermannic - hysterical ranting and blathering about things one does not know about.

Kopechnator - a drunk driver.

Mullahto - half white half…
(Half-hearted supporter of an Islamic theocracy? - Red Square)

Supercalifragilisticbarryisatrocious

Frankencensed - so angry that one may not be a Senator that one is forced to "find" votes in car trunks and closets.

Hemotaxic - bleeding an economy dry through over taxation.

Palinpatation - a liberal heart condition brought on by the mention of Sarah Palin.

Fysterectomy - the process of removing Kevin Jennings from office

The Therearethosians - a group of extremist straw men who first appeared in 2008 and whose sole purpose is to oppose everything Obama proposes. E.g., "Not surprisingly, Obama rejected the Therearethosian argument."

Pasty-asian - several shades lighter than Caucasian. (See Chris Matthews).

Shrillogism - any argument made by Keith Olbermann.

Messyanic Era - years between 2009-2012 when American people thought they were voting for the savior but got a real mess instead.

Won't See-SPAN - cable network that's airing the Obamacare negotiation.

Inheristance - The stubborn position Obama and crew assume when insisting that every problem they have was passed down from the previous administration.

American Idle - every formerly working stiff who has fallen off the unemployment numbers count.

Mahernity Ward - the area of a lunatic asylum reserved for people who think Bill Maher is funny.

Palinpsest - the warm glow left on a town after Sarah Palin has been and left.

Demwit - a political species with generally low intelligence.

Suckseed - see Barney or Hines.

Cockus - Barney's special meetings.

POTUS interruptus - what happened last night in Boston; what's going to happen to Obama's agenda for the next three years.

AlGoreaphobia - the fear of global warming not being a real phenomenon, people not excepting the green life style, and calling you a fraud.

HOPEocalypse- complete collapse of stupid liberal policies and government based on feelings.

MiLK man - one who specializes in exploting the life of Martin Luther King. (See Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton).

MiLK money - payoffs made by corporations to buy off MiLK men.

Returded - cabinet positions filled with tired old leftover Clinton hacks.

Goobernatorial - not classy enough for the position (see Bill Clinton).

Unpressidented - every Obama gaffe, flaw and lie that the lamestream media refuses to cover.

George SoreA$$ - One of the Obama puppet masters after his introduction to Kevin Jennings.

Expedited delirium - prejudicial electrocution death lottery.

Entitilation - the tease of govt goodies in exchange for votes.

O-baggers -
1. Group of people who put Obama's presidency in the bag.
2. The Tea Party putting Obama in hot water.

D-baggers - entire Dem. party that has their nether region that close to The O.

G-Beggars - those who demand that the Govt take care of them in all ways.

Two Baggers – Really, really ugly ACORN organizers and Democrat campaign workers.

Tree Buggers - Environmentalists even more committed than tree huggers.

Mediacricy - A majority of former aspiring journalism students who prefer to publish what is palatable to like-minded colleagues instead of factually documenting events around us.

Addadictome - An operation badly needed by the Poser-In-Chief for dealing with foreign governments.

Embowrassment - Barry every time he leaves the country.

Polarbearization - use of polar bears to support extreme environmental agenda.

The IOTW contest is over, but the entries just don't stop:

Letchislator - member of congress guilty of marital infidelity

Avatard - One who buys into the basic premise of Avatar. Also code name for James Cameron

entardment - forcing liberal indoctrination on captive audiences in schools

Child entardiment - criminal act of indoctrinating schoolchildren

Thoseland and Strawmany - ancestral homelands of the “thoses” who pop up in Obama's speeches

Queeth - to rant in the styleof Keith Olbermann. Also an Olbermanic rant

Hussane Asylum (from Chalupa, I think) Depts in Federal Government which practice Islamic PC (See also ‘Tard al Sallam)

Sarahkampf - “Sarah Battle” see also Palinskrieg

Barackracy - The current form of US government involving the constant antagonizing of the American people as to cause angst

Barrack sass - Inappropriate non presidential trash talk, as in “Get a Mop”

Proggo, proggos - Aussie type term of disparagement, as in “bloody proggos” see also “libos”

Proggonosis - bogus diagnosis or prediction that leads to a liberal solution

Prognostic - harboring doubts about the divinity of liberal myths and icons

O-theist - one who rejects Christianity in favor of worshipping Obama; this of course includes BHO himself.

Babalosian - an endangered political species in California

Tarpoon - prostitute services paid for with Stimulous funds

Acorniferous - Barry's money tree

Scamalot - Barry's regime

Bayrack – a phony bra worn by a SanFran. transvestite

Barneyburner – a long fillacluster

Coup De Twit – anything Babs or Nan's involved in

Sorosis - hardening of the economy caused by the actions of a billionaire Nazi sympathizer.

General Secretary just called me with these:

Cultiveight - political skill of cultivating a perception that the current woes are the result of the previous eight years.

Bailoutistan - a Middle Eastern country requiring constant infusions of cash to remain a US ally.

Thunderfunded - a complex taxpaying system whereby the weather is paid off by richer countries in order to behave itself.

More from General Secretary:

Camplaining - continually complaining while in continuous campaign mode.

Skate of the union - skimming across the surface in a major televised speech without any depth or specifics.

"Scott Gibson" - a combination of Mel Gibson's inexplicable rants and White house incoherent briefings.

More from IOWT

Negoshiite - bargaining from a position of weakness.

Reidundant - shoving something down people's throats that they just don't want – over and over…

Senatation - cleaning up Congress in 2010.

Haitius Corpus - a new law enabling the entire Haitian populace to settle in the US.

Snivelous - an infectious communicable disease spread primarily among Bush haters.

Anger Mismanagement - something Barry started that he couldn't control.

Red Square wrote: Cultiveight - political skill of cultivating a perception that the current woes are the result of the previous eight years.

Or Cult-of-Eight ... the cult of believing that everything going wrong NOW stemmed from Bush's eight years in office and is therefore HIS fault (Never mind Bill Clinton, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank, and the Federal Reserve).
*Of course, now that it's 2010, BHO & Co. really can't say "the previous eight years" anymore; POTUS will be forced to say "the eight years before I was elected" which is even more blatantly narcissistic and harder to sell.*

Scott-free - Attributing the recent Republican victory in Massachusetts to anger directed at Bush in a half-assed attempt to deflect blame from the current administration. Also refers to Obama's narcissistic delusion that if he campaigns for Coakley, she will win.

I'll offer just a few for now, for I, Pamalinsky, want so much to contribute to the collective.
I will not be intimidated by the brilliance of my superiors!

• Equivalate - verb. combo, to equate or be equivalent to, or, to just plain quibble.
  
• Howsomever - a pretentious form of the word, "but."
  
• Mugnacious - description of Big O's Smiley Mussolini face
  
• Apparachick - feminine form of the word "tool" (Nanski, Babs, Diane, Barney, Olympia, Mary, Cynthia, Maxine, et al)
  
• AppaRATchik - masculine form of the word "tool" (you know who they are)
  
• Misprimacy - Big O's priorities (College football vs Economic Meltdown) syn. "piracy"
  
• Subprimacy - Big O's priorities (College football vs Economic Meltdown) syn. "piracy"
  
• Subprimatize - To fail to get one's priorities straight
  
• Corpulance - Weapon used by Corpucops to stick-it to obese folks (see next 2)
  
• Corpucops - Obese Police
  
• Corpucop in Chief = FLOTUS
  
• Algoraphobia - Irrational fear of global warming, or totally rational fear of Algore himself

Hi - it's Chalupa from IOTW - here are some of my latest - Intaxicate - to lose one's financial self control - see Congress. Fraudian Slip - when Barry accidently tells the truth. Manic Oppression - Barry's current behavior. Shpendrick - a foolish person entrusted with other people's money - see Barry. Egotesticle - having a big head with no balls - see Barry. Huebris - flaunting one's skin color in an arrogant manner. Agoretion - choosing life - not carbon taxes. Dibeatus - rumored abuse in the royal family. Thanks!

Chalupa wrote:Hi - it's Chalupa from IOTW - here are some of my latest - Intaxicate - to lose one's financial self control - see Congress. Fraudian Slip - when Barry accidently tells the truth. Manic Oppression - Barry's current behavior. Shpendrick - a foolish person entrusted with other people's money - see Barry. Egotesticle - having a big head with no balls - see Barry. Huebris - flaunting one's skin color in an arrogant manner. Agoretion - choosing life - not carbon taxes. Dibeatus - rumored abuse in the royal family. Thanks!

Gosh, Chalupa, you must be new here! As I, Pamalinsky, was when I posted my words just above yours! I, though new here, as of Dec. 2009, wish to welcome you. And, I think your new words are wonderful! I think you will enjoy it here. You will have many friends who will most likely see it your way! They will put you through your paces though. They want to make sure you are "real". I suggest you refer to Leninka. I will let her know you are here! Welcome! (Actually, I think The Cube is lookin' for anyone named "Chalupa!") Good Luck, mi amigo! You will have better luck actually registering as we all had to do. You will then be referred to the proper Prog!
Believe me, they will definitely take care of you!

I, Pamalinsky, look forward to your posts!

Hi Pamalinsky - Lennie was posting my stuff - not so much lately, so I guess it's up to me - a few more - Fasciitist - a goose stepping nazi with foot trouble; Zen Marxist - Barry's current religion; Biodebateable - what the theory of global warming should be. Thanks for the kind words - Chalupa.

Chalupa wrote:Hi Pamalinsky - Lennie was posting my stuff - not so much lately, so I guess it's up to me - a few more - Fasciitist - a goose stepping nazi with foot trouble; Zen Marxist - Barry's current religion; Biodebateable - what the theory of global warming should be. Thanks for the kind words - Chalupa.

I know it's been over a month since I responded to you, but with the recent Transformation™ of The Cube™, I found it necessary to review some of my posts. Wow, is my face red! You, Chalupa of IOTW are a heavyweight. I checked you out. Please forgive my naiveté! Actually, you showed much largesse (big butt, another neologism! Ha!) when responding to me. Please understand that I use this "naive" thing to cover for any and all discrepancies that may pop up in my writing or logic. It's a mighty handy tool. Especially in my case. I stand corrected.

Truth is, Chalupa, I think you are a secret member of the "Party Elite" In fact, I think you may be Leninka, herself! I am not a conspiracy theorist though. Don't get me wrong!

After several months of membership in The Cube, and getting to know my comrades, I think this "Chalupa" post has the "signature" of Leninka on it. Very clever.

Hi Pamalinsky - it's Chalupa - if I'm a secret member of something it must really be secret - even I don't know about it! I do most of my posting at IOTW - I'll try to come up with some new stuff soon - thanks again, Chalupa.

Coupla new ones - Barracho - a Kenyan that needs to reduce his alcohol intake; Anger Babies - spawn from illegal alien muslim women - Cheers - Chalupa.

Related to story of Obama eating dog as a child in Indonesia

Snackiyyah (or snaqiyyah) -- disseminating stories of eating dog as a child in order to conceal the fact that you are Muslim

Conduct Unbeclowning

For a proggressive -- any course of conduct that is respectful of American and Western traditions and is motivated, not by overheated emotion, but by sound principles of reason is said to be "conduct unbeclowning of a proggressive"

Clowning Achievement

Any act by a proggressive that epitomizes the derangement that lives at the heart of progressivism. For example .... "I think the clowning achievement of Keith Olbermann's career has to be this "leader of the resistance" routine he's currently doing

Pravdavian, Izvestuous -- Tending to copy the philosophy of the old Soviet newspapers "Pravda", or "Izvestia" when it comes to covering the actions of the Obama administration

Did you see the New York Times spin on the January jobs report -- absolutely Pravdavian; bordering on Izvestuous!!

Gramsci given rights

Constitutional rights, such as the right to have one's abortion paid for by people who believe it is murder, granted to citizens of post America by Gramsci influenced Marxist judges and legal scholars

Crackaphobia -- An unfounded fear of violence from non-homosexual, Christian, white males, (sometimes including Jewish-Peruvian males) illustrated by phrases such as "creepy ass cracka" This belief system is closely related to ...

"Hillbillism" the bigoted stereotyping of Southern white males as decadent, violent, inbred morons

Here's one for you, Lennie!

OK, I found this in a comment section where posters were trying to out-insult each other. This is it:

"Your mind reflects the product of generations of incestual rape!"

Yikes! Inbred folks! Hillbillism? Hell Yeah!Yee Haw!

Ashkenozzle, Ashkenozzle problem

Refers to problem of psychopathic hyper-achieving Jewish liberal men who compensate for childhood feeling of physical inadequacy by exposing their penises with astonishing frequency

Useless uterus: Any woman who did not vote for Hillary in the last election.

Mandate Of Selma

Doctrine used to justify the unconditional right of proggressive elites to rule into perpetuity and to use the word racist endlessly libel and punish one segment of the population for the benefit of another based on past attitudes and actions that haven't been seen anywhere in 60 years

Borg of Education -- Group tasked with converting young children into unthinking worker and voter drones for the proggressive collective

Antira -- Just as Antifa utilizes fascist tactics to combat a chimerical and non-existent fascism, so too does Antira use fascist tactics and bigoted judgments to combat non-existent racism. In short it makes a bigoted judgment of another person's bigotry.

Coast Strip One -- Newly emerging, ultra-proggressive Collective/Hive which occupies the entire Pacific Coastline from Vancouver to San Diego to a width of fifty miles inland

Islaviphobia -- Hysterical and deranged judgments about the interference of Slavic peoples in the internal affairs of the United States

New Borg City -- Media and financial center of the Collective Formerly Known As New England, to be known forever more as New Borgland

Al Gore'an -- the antiquated and discredited sacred text of the Propheteer Gorehammad; also contains the letters written by St Al to his disciples, the Gore-inthians

Trumpette's Syndrome -- A form of TDD which causes lefties to screech short, deranged one word descriptions for Trump such as "Fascist', or "Anti-Semitic" or "Nazi" for no apparent reason. A recent outbreak saw libs obsessively shrieking "shithole" for reasons no one can fathom

Twatterverse -- The portions of Twitter taken over by Proggressive feminists and their beta male soyboys

al Shrewnah and al Haqueef -- Sacred Scriptures of third generation, man-hating feminists and their beta male orbiters/twatlickers

Ungoodwhites -- another name for Badwhites, Les Deplorables, Dirt People, Persons of Pallor, The Melanin Deprived .... This one ranks high in OQ -- Orwell quotient

Bufloon, bufloonatic -- Combining the best elements of "bufoon" and "lunatic" this word is to be used when the aforementioned words prove hopelessly inadequate in describing a progg's behavior .... in other words, all the time

Absolutely stunning, intellectually energetic and wonderful!

With regard to your "Al Gore'an -- the antiquated and discredited sacred text of the Propheteer Gorehammad; also contains the letters written by St Al to his disciples, the Gore-inthians"

May I humbly suggest that this Al Gore thing, due to the advances in technology and AI taking over everywhere, may now be considered an Algorithm? Hmmm? (With your permission, of course.)

I have a new one, actually it's quite out of date BUT still applies. Remember when the press conflated celebrity marriages with a conflation of their names like, "Benafer" (Ben+Lopez), JoliePitt, etc. Well, hows about, when Ben Affleck remarried another woman called Jennifer? Everyone was apoplectic about this. What shall we call it now?

My suggestion is "Jenafflect!" Is this good, or what? For the record, I had many friends laugh about this absurdity. You may not but, I think you will. We all can bow down and finally worship Ben's choice of a wife.

SIERRA JULIET .... JULIET WHISKEY

The personification of the SJW, using the military phonetic alphabet words for S, J and W. And just as we shortened the name for the Viet Cong from "Victor Charlie" to just "Charlie" so too we could shorten Sierra Julia to "Julie" -- and use it in exactly the same way

Oh, and salutations to you, my dearest Komradina Pamalinsky. I see much that is equal in "Jennaflect". After all, these are the things that we worship nowadays -- power marriages that we all know will end in a couple of years

Thank you, dearest Lennie! While perusing one of your former posts, just above, I noticed your mention of "Persons of Pallor". a meme I had somehow overlooked and now find absolutely perfect in my search for a substitute for "Persons of Color", a meme I have grown so sick of I cannot help vomiting every time I hear it. A meme that pretends to add "eloquence" to calling people ethnic names. At last we have our own name for being a victim! It's only fair! Whew!

You really "did it up brown" on that one Lennie. Most equal of you!

Fraudcast News; news fraudcast

Need I explain this?

XHEO-, XHIR- family of neologisms

Xhientific xheory -- the scientific theory about gender fluidity that is contradicted by trillions of bits of data

Xheology -- the branch of xhience that attempts to show that reason is insanity and that insanity is reasonable

Xheocracy -- A system of government that criminalizes the use personal pronouns that have been a part of the English language for 2000 years

Xheodicy; Xheo-idiocy -- The attempt to rationalize the xheory of gender fluidity with the trillions of bits of evidence that totally contradict it

Xhircular Reasoning -- The fundamental building block of xheodicy, which states that gender fluidity is a fact because all evidence used to counter it is bigoted; hence unscientific

Xhircumlocutions; Xhircularities xheosophies -- techniques of xheodicy

More Krauto-logisms to highlight the fascist nature of modern progressivisn

KRIEG WORDS
Trumpendammerung (The twilight of the proggs) -- the election of Donald Trump

Donaldkampf; Donskrieg -- Donald Battle, Don War; also Trumpenkampf; Trumpskrieg

Mannkampf, Vaterskrieg -- Man Battle, Father war -- more accurate name for feminism

WHAT THEY THINK OF US

UNTERWEISSE (sub whites)
WUSTWEISSE (Garbage whites)
SCHIESSEWESSE (shit whites)
YOKELVOLK
DRECKENVOLK
RUBELANDER
CRACKERLANDER

HOW THEY SEE THEMSELVES

LUFTWEISSE (Uplifted Whites)
HERRENWEISSE (Master whites)
HIMMELVOLK (Sky people)

WHAT THEY INTEND TO ESTABLISH

THE GYNREICH -- The Vagina Regime; state where feminism is dominant
The GYNLAND -- Nation where the GYNREICH is established; also any area or institution currently dominated by feminist thinking
The FRAUENLAND -- "Land of the Women", same as GYNLAND
BITCHKRIEG -- tactics of agitation and propaganda used to establish and consolidate the GYNREICH

GYNENFUEHRER -- any feminist leader
STURMGYNFUEHRER; OBERGYNENFUEHRER; OBERSTGYNENFUEHRER -- Gynenfuehrer ranks, from lowest to highest, culminating in

GYNREICHFUEHRER

Some GYNAREICH adjectives

VATERREIN -- cleansed of patriarchal influences
CHRISTENREIN -- cleansed of Christianity
KINDERFREI -- Free of the burden of children
FOTUSREIN -- "Cleansed of fetus" A woman after getting an abortion
TESTOSTEREIN -- Cleansed of "toxic masculinity"
BUBBAFREI -- Bubba free; characteristic of gentifried central cities


FOTUS SONDERBEHANDLUNG -- "Fetal special handling"; the "Aktion" needed to make a woman "Fotusfrei" or "Fotusrein"

Hey Lennie! Above new posts absolutely hilarious! BLOL (laugh out loud with the belly)

A thousand thank yous, Komradina .... Let's see what we can do with that all purpose abuse word "twat" -- good for soyboys and foam-flecked females alike

EINSATZTWATTEN -- "Special Action twats"; Weaponized twats -- any group of soyboy beta males or feminist she-creatures engaging in extra legal or rule bending behavior to further proggressive goals. Antifa comes to mind. Could also be used for particular crazed users of Social media

High ranking twats

UBERTWATTENFUEHRER
OBERSTTWATTENFUEHRER
STURMTWATFUEHRER

The TWATTERLAND, TWATLAND -- another word for the realm of the soyboy and proggressive she-creatures

TWATLANDER, TWATTENVOLK -- citizen of the TWATTERLAND

OK, Lennie, you're ON! While it is daunting to offer such a paltry submission in the face of someone as profligate as you, here's one!


I would have made it larger but for the resolution restrictions. ; • )

How they see us at large:
TRUMPINCOMEPOOPEN?

Twattensingen: Silly, vapid, banal singing from the current chick singer repertoire, whatever decade that might be.

More Krautologisms for the latest youth activism over 2nd Amendment rights

EINSATZJUGEN -- special action youth

JARRETJUGEND, SOROSJUGEND -- Jarret youth, Soros youth; in honor of the organizers of

JUGENWAFFE -- Youth weapon, use of kids as your ventriloquist dummies

KINDERMARZ -- Child march

DRANG NACH WAFFEN -- Drive for the weapons; referring to WWII's "Drang Nach Osten" (Drive to the East, Invasion of Russia)

SCHLIEFFENESQUE -- alluding to a Pat Buchanan comment that a certain leftist spontaneous demonstration was as "spontaneous as the Schlieffen Plan"*

*(Schlieffen Plan was Germany's strategic plan to win WWI -- a fantastically detailed plan that had been worked on for over 20 years

HOGGNERIAN -- pertaining to the spectacle of using David Hogg as a prop to get rid of the US Constitution

HOGGENJUGEND, HOGGENVOLK -- Hogg youth, the Hogg race

OBERSTHOGGENFUEHRER -- David Hogg's new position as leader of thee Child's Crusade to do away with the American Republic

Callmelennie wrote:HOGGNERIAN -- pertaining to the spectacle of using David Hogg as a prop to get rid of the US Constitution

HOGGENJUGEND, HOGGENVOLK -- Hogg youth, the Hogg race

OBERSTHOGGENFUEHRER -- David Hogg's new position as leader of thee Child's Crusade to do away with the American Republic

I think some of this display is due to the usual impulse of teen children moving on to their inevitable evolution as adults. Somehow, to justify their existence, they think they know everything (based on their 18-year existence on the planet) and older people know nothing and must be supplanted by their youthful "wisdom."

They want to grow up and make a difference. I was one of them. But, I never wanted to hurt anyone to accomplish this. I wanted to earn it.

In this case, I think Hogg is getting off far too much with the power that is being issued to him by the left. He's so young he doesn't see it. They, in time, will eat him alive, if not hang him in the public square with his girlfriend, like Mussolini and his!

F#ckcrime; crimef#ck

Sexual intercourse between two consenting Caucasian heterosexuals, with the goal of producing non-racially mixed offspring

HATCRIME; CAPCRIME --

The act of triggering justified aggression upon your guilty conservative white male self by wearing a MAGA cap

SMIRKCRIME; SMILECRIME

A sub-species of FACECRIME -- The unpardonable act of showing that you will be neither intimidated or outraged by the rude overbearing behavior from a person of color

Kyrsten Cinema

Ongoing alternative reality campaign designed to fool lo-fo Arizona voters into thinking that Kyrsten Sinema is a moderate, despite all evidence to the contrary

Callmelennie wrote:Kyrsten Cinema

Ongoing alternative reality campaign designed to fool lo-fo Arizona voters into thinking that Kyrsten Sinema is a moderate, despite all evidence to the contrary

You are absolutely right, Callmelennie, they dressed her up to look "normal", when she is really a Marxist hippie-hick in disguise. When she took her "vows" the looked like she was going to a cocktail party.I live in Tucson now and there is pending agitation to turn our city into a "sanctuary" one.

Unwilling to work (© Ocasio-Cortez) -- A conscientious objector movement against employment (© Komissar al-Blogunov)

THE SCHIFF DEMENTIA

Neo-New-Age Congressional performance art group known for such classics as

The Age of Hysteria
Whistle Blow Blues
One More Hoax to Answer (For)
Stone Cold Bolshevik

PROGGDA

New and improved name for New York Times

(Found on an Aceofspades thread with 800 posts. Too good to allow it to disappear forever into the internet ether .... name of poster "zombie John Lennon")