The People's Cube - Political Satire

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Murder. Arson. Drunk Driving. This may sound like a fun weekend for your average Komissar, but it turns out that rank and file proles can get arrested and sent to gulag for this stuff.

Let me let you in on something. Getting locked up in the klink is exactly what you, dear protester, want. It makes you look oppressed, it makes your enemies look like fascists, and it makes for really great television and radio. It's just what you have to do to stay competitive and come out on the top of the news cycle in our modern protest-eat-protest world.

But murder? That's messy, plus you gotta find somebody to do it to. Arson? Gas is expensive as it is, plus fire is scary. Drunk driving would be a good one, but the liquor store won't take your college ID, and besides, you have to be 21 to buy any booze.

What if I told you that there's a way you can get into gulag, for free, with no effort? Yes, step right up and sign right up for the Extinction Rebellion protest-to-gulag pipeline service. No longer do you have to think of what to do, who to do it to, how to do it, and what to do it with, just follow our easy patented step-by-step instructions and let us take care of the rest! You'll get thrown behind bars faster than you can cue up a Bee Gees record.

Get pity! Get respect! Get sympathy! Get jailed! Get the recognition and treatment that you know you deserve! What are you waiting for, komrade? Enlist in the People's Gulag Pipeline today! You were going to be sent there anyway...

This is the stuff of State Church of the Sacred Heart of No Redeemer's Saints Cloward and Piven, Comrade Stierlitz.
Mad G.W.O.T.S: Beyond Martyrdom. National (spit) Send Yourself to Prison Day. A Day in the Life of Greta Thornburgovich.

And on that Bee Gees choreographed disco protest - did these dancers like practice together to be so Bob Fosse in synch? Or did they each practice in own living rooms with John Travolta on the tube? Take it from the top...in 3.2.1.Gwont.

And for this to be perfectly 'sane', 'pelipsky had to undergo 30 years of mental acid jiggle bath and mental sandblasting treatments??? Just glory to Stalin.

'pelipsky should be dancing.

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:... Arson? Gas is expensive as it is, plus fire is scary ...

And CO₂, Komrade Stierlitz, CO₂! Plus ze worst of zem all, ze Feinstaub! Particulates!

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:... Enlist in the People's Gulag Pipeline today! ...

Jawohl!
I haf enlist, on ze spot! But vith provisos zey can't refuse:

Ven I go Gulag - I written in Ideas for powerful actions? - zen zis I demand, yes, demand:

• must haf cell vith no electrics, zero
  
• must haf cell vhere sleep only perpendikular (cell floor plan 2ft x 2ft)
  
• must haf cell vith vull sustain, must be closed loop "food in, excretion out" (zirkular!)

Ja, zis vill mack me Mein-Extinction-Kampf martyrium. Gulagreta, vor ze Planet.

jackalopelipsky wrote:This is the stuff of State Church of the Sacred Heart of No Redeemer's Saints Cloward and Piven, Comrade Stierlitz.
Mad G.W.O.T.S: Beyond Martyrdom. National (spit) Send Yourself to Prison Day. A Day in the Life of Greta Thornburgovich.

And on that Bee Gees choreographed disco protest - did these dancers like practice together to be so Bob Fosse in synch? Or did they each practice in own living rooms with John Travolta on the tube? Take it from the top...in 3.2.1.Gwont.

And for this to be perfectly 'sane', 'pelipsky had to undergo 30 years of mental acid jiggle bath and mental sandblasting treatments??? Just glory to Stalin.

'pelipsky should be dancing.

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Great minds think alike. When I first saw that video, I couldn't help but think that the precision of their choreography was on the calibre of Fosse's inimitable Steam Heat. A number which is said to be one of the most demanding and exacting pieces of choreography ever produced.

I We have encountered a disturbingly large very satisfying number of Our Heroic Beet Farmers who have volunteered to occupy a Prison Cell rather than live one more day in our beet collective in order to demonstrate their selfless Solidarity with all other inmates of the Capitalist Conspiracy Against Socialist Peoples' Justice!

Which tractor barn has enough floor space to accommodate 'Synchronized Goose Stepping Into the GWONT' classes?

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:Which tractor barn has enough floor space to accommodate 'Synchronized Goose Stepping Into the GWONT' classes?

Huh, maybe the one which was (notionally*) meant to become Frau Merkel's piggybank?

* notionally:
no CCCB speaker, whoever it was, would really do such piggy business, even less with Frau M, ja?

Genosse Dummkopf wrote: Huh, maybe the one which was (notionally*) meant to become Frau Merkel's piggybank?

* notionally:
no CCCB speaker, whoever it was, would really do such piggy business, even less with Frau M, ja?

I'll have to pass on Tractor Barn #2, GD. Frau M hogs up too much floor space.

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:... Mystery item No. 1

(as always, ven on ze threshold to a TPC-Mystery, zat specific tickle (vots vizin, eh?), and zen...)

Ohhh, my poor screen... (and keyboard... (and morning coffee... (and nostrils... (yep, both...))))!

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:

jackalopelipsky wrote:This is the stuff of State Church of the Sacred Heart of No Redeemer's Saints Cloward and Piven, Comrade Stierlitz.
Mad G.W.O.T.S: Beyond Martyrdom. National (spit) Send Yourself to Prison Day. A Day in the Life of Greta Thornburgovich.

And on that Bee Gees choreographed disco protest - did these dancers like practice together to be so Bob Fosse in synch? Or did they each practice in own living rooms with John Travolta on the tube? Take it from the top...in 3.2.1.Gwont.

And for this to be perfectly 'sane', 'pelipsky had to undergo 30 years of mental acid jiggle bath and mental sandblasting treatments??? Just glory to Stalin.

'pelipsky should be dancing.

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Great minds think alike. When I first saw that video, I couldn't help but think that the precision of their choreography was on the calibre of Fosse's inimitable Steam Heat. A number which is said to be one of the most demanding and exacting pieces of choreography ever produced.

'pelipsky is just grateful for the mercy that any comrade out there sees what 'pelipsly sees.

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:... Enlist in the People's Gulag Pipeline today! ...

Jawohl!
I haf enlist, on ze spot! But vith provisos zey can't refuse:

Ven I go Gulag - I written in Ideas for powerful actions? - zen zis I demand, yes, demand:

• must haf cell vith no electrics, zero
  
• must haf cell vhere sleep only perpendikular (cell floor plan 2ft x 2ft)
  
• must haf cell vith vull sustain, must be closed loop "food in, excretion out" (zirkular!)

Ja, zis vill mack me Mein-Extinction-Kampf martyrium. Gulagreta, vor ze Planet.

'pelipsky loves those non-negotiable demands of Mein-Extinction-Kampf martyrium. Sounds just the ration card to finally end Carbon forever. forelock tug,'pelipsky

Florida Man willingly enters People's Gulag Pipeline to stop KKKommunism.

Man Arrested After Spitting on Trump Supporter at Restaurant, Physically Assaulting Him Over MAGA Hat

“Youngblood told an Indian River County Sheriff's Office deputy he was sitting at the bar of Hurricane Grill on 943 15th Place with two friends, when Ajple walked over and said: ‘You should go back to Russia you f*cking communist.'”

The police report says that Ajple then slapped the man's MAGA hat, leaned over a gate, and spit on him — before fleeing the scene. Youngblood's friends witnessed the incident, according to the Indian River County Sheriff's Office.

Following his arrest, Ajple bizarrely told the police that Trump supporters are “communists” and “racists.” He added, “I don't even care that I'm going to jail, this is actually exciting, plus I have more time on this earth than he does anyway, he probably feels so good about himself.”

Florida Man, Ajple, feels much better about himself after martyring himself in the name of KKKommunism by entering the People's Gulag Pipeline to Utopia and mental clarity.'

pelipsky
Russian Asset and Honor Guard to Ambassador To Texazistan
#BR 549

jackalopelipsky wrote:. . .

Following his arrest, Ajple bizarrely told the police that Trump supporters are “communists” ...

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Humanity must thank Mr. Ajple, who first and single-handedly uncovered yet another, till now hidden, aspect of Trumputler's regime - namely, it's KKKomunist roots!

Just imagine: Trumputler and comrade Corbyn Corbynovich Trotsky plus intrepid operator he/she/xivgzyk (freshly arrived in DC on xyz eco-sccoter) form a Bolshevik bloc and revive the Komintern, hah!

Matthias Ajple's name seemed interesting, so I googled it. There was a page in a company website that has been recently removed (I wonder why). I looked up the cached page and voila - this "Florida man" is a recent transplant from the land of Genosse Dummkopf.

Chief Technical Officer

Matt Apjle is the CTO of Kusadama Enterprises, Inc. He brings sixteen years of experience as a technical architect, developer, and web guru. As the founder of AMR Network, LLC, with a full development team on staff, Matt enables the Kusadama UX and Strategy teams to bring their visions to life.

He is an expert in ecommerce and Web Development, and developing customized ecommerce platforms (including SaaS and mobile IPs) as well as API driven data-warehouse solutions. He is proficient in Java, Ruby on Rails, PHP, Python, and has an MBA from Leibniz Universität Hannover.

He has worked on projects such as Pfizer/Zoetis, Time Warner, Crate & Barrel, and more.

Red Square wrote:Matthias Ajple's name seemed interesting, so I googled it. There was a page in a company website that has been recently removed (I wonder why). I looked up the cached page and voila - this "Florida man" is a recent transplant from the land of Genosse Dummkopf.

Chief Technical Officer

Matt Apjle is the CTO of Kusadama Enterprises, Inc. He brings sixteen years of experience as a technical architect, developer, and web guru. As the founder of AMR Network, LLC, with a full development team on staff, Matt enables the Kusadama UX and Strategy teams to bring their visions to life.

He is an expert in ecommerce and Web Development, and developing customized ecommerce platforms (including SaaS and mobile IPs) as well as API driven data-warehouse solutions. He is proficient in Java, Ruby on Rails, PHP, Python, and has an MBA from Leibniz Universität Hannover.

He has worked on projects such as Pfizer/Zoetis, Time Warner, Crate & Barrel, and more.

So Florida Man is an East/West German transplant? Further search reveals - "All the important transport routes, from north to south, from east to west, roads or rails, all go through Hannover."
Could Trumputler be kkkorrect? These other nations aren't sending USA their best and brightest..or is Matt Apjle the greatest Russian disinformation agent e.v.a.h.?

Jackalopelipsky
Russian Agent
#BR 549

Ja, so, so...

So there is this idiotically grinning (himmelherrgott, vhere is Sgt. Hartman ven you need him?) Herr Ajple. Obviously a KKKomunist agent provocateur!



And then there is Trumputler, and Palatinate where he comes from (Kallstadt!), and the Trump-Mueller collusion, orchestrated by Kremlin.

Is zere any doubt, zat vee haf hier a gigantic deutsche Kommunisten plot???

But is not being a Communist a Good Thing? And is not Trump a Bad Thing? But if Trump is a Communist, is he then a Good Thing or a Bad Thing? Oh dear, I do not understand any of this.

Still, it matters not, so long as Trump and his deplorables are punished ... for something or other. Is it not so?

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Ja, so, so...

So there is this idiotically grinning (himmelherrgott, vhere is Sgt. Hartman ven you need him?) Herr Ajple. Obviously a KKKomunist agent provocateur!

And then there is Trumputler, and Palatinate where he comes from (Kallstadt!), and the Trump-Mueller collusion, orchestrated by Kremlin.

Is zere any doubt, zat vee haf hier a gigantic deutsche Kommunisten plot???

'pelipsky's tellin' ya, No Doubt! Gigantic Deutsche Kommunisten P.l.o.t. but then it is transatlantic hillbilly mythical hare-brained horned rodent doin' the thinkin'...
But even Jiffy-Lobo'd every 3,000 miles as required by warranty Red Diaperette's feline sensibilities are sensing the MAGAnatmatitude of this Kommunisten Plot...run by the likes of the idiotically grinning Herr Ajple genius web guru who is so proud to go to prison for exposing a KKKommunist because Herr Ajple's youth means he has more TIME to live in the People's Gulag Pipeline than the old geezer wearing a MAGA hat has time to feel good about himself.

This PLOT has come undone...it's like time to fire the script writers for the MaxHeadRooms in our media for their desperate attempt to salvage the undone PLOT...and win an EMMY for this season's news cycle at the Grammy Award Ceremony of self-congratulatory pride.

No more Hollyweird Reboots of this undone PLOT by news script writers for Max Headroom posing as a news source.

It's like the script writers for Season 5 of 24 are the 30 somethings Max Headroom's script writers. If Adam Schiff ain't President Logan!??? yes/no YES! Has anyone seen them together in one room???

Adam Schiff or Charles Logan - Either way America's in PERIL.





Jackalopelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR 549
over and out

RedDiaperette wrote:But is not being a Communist a Good Thing? And is not Trump a Bad Thing? But if Trump is a Communist, is he then a Good Thing or a Bad Thing? Oh dear, I do not understand any of this.

Still, it matters not, so long as Trump and his deplorables are punished ... for something or other. Is it not so?

jackalopelipsky wrote:

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:... Is zere any doubt, zat vee haf hier a gigantic deutsche Kommunisten plot???

... No Doubt! Gigantic Deutsche Kommunisten P.l.o.t. ...

Ja, zat - exactly zat - is Trumputler's evil genius!
Make fun of Communists, claim to not be one, yet represent - like Vladimir Ilyich! - "masses"!

Surround himself with deplorables, yet those deplorables are (agent Ajple:) "communists"!
Tone himself "orange", yet switch - ven Trumplervolution kome! - to blaring red*!
Play P Of The US, but haf deutsche roots, and cringe under Putinov spell!

Trumputler surely deserves a Get-Into-Gulag-Free Card!
Only, it's no use. Deutsche Kommunisten, along with Putinyets, will provide him with the Get-Out-Of-Gulag(-And-Go-To-White-House-RIGHT-NOW) Card!


*
Trumputler let the world already know this.
How, you ask? Hah, in a Deutsche Zeitung, jawohl! :

___ (F.A.Z. .July 2018 )

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