Here is a real, undoctored photo of Joe Biden sucking on wife Jill's finger as she speaks to his potential voters at a campaign stop in Iowa.
Given that Biden's campaign poster in the photo says "No malarkey" and his campaign bus is also named "No malarkey," it is safe to assume that all of this is somehow connected.
Is Joe suffering from malarkey-deficiency? Is he sniffing every girl's hair to detect the presence of malarkey? Is his campaign slogan a complaint about the lack of malarkey? Is it a promise to bring malarkey to every American home?
Is his wife saying that Joe likes to suck on her finger every time she takes it out of her malarkey?
And finally, is reality an illusion caused by the lack of malarkey?
We may be wrong, so we encourage you to post your own findings.
Here's Joe Biden's "No malarkey" bus.
And here's Joe fantacizing about children rubbing malarkey into his hairy legs by the pool, and then jumping on his lap like the lovely roaches that they are. Or something.
There isn't enough malarkey in the world to make me unsee this.
12/1/2019, 5:24 pm
Red Square
The submissions are coming in.
12/1/2019, 7:18 pm
Red Square
12/2/2019, 1:12 am
Comrade Stierlitz
Joe, would you taste the sauce please?
12/2/2019, 8:59 am
Papa Kalashnikook
12/2/2019, 1:06 pm
Mladshiy Brat
No Joe, she wants you to sniff her finger, not suck it
12/2/2019, 1:08 pm
Mladshiy Brat
"What's all this malarkey about vaping? I don't see any harm in it"
12/2/2019, 1:32 pm
jackalopelipsky
'pelipsky was so thankful to read Red Square's article about anyone sucking malarky other than 'pelipsky. Thank you Creepy, Sleepy Joe for doin' the malarky sucking these days.
Thank you, Red Square for informing 'pelipsky of Joe suckin' it for awhile in his quest to be President and avoid investigation.
Just Thankful,
Jackalopelipsky
Russian Agent
#BR 549
12/2/2019, 4:04 pm
Papa Kalashnikook
12/2/2019, 6:35 pm
Papa Kalashnikook
Well, I'm not sure why Jill Biden felt it necessary to be so 'expressive' with her hands, perhaps she's taking acting lessons. Anyway, this is more like a frog snatching a fly out of mid air flight.
12/2/2019, 10:44 pm
$.$. Halliburton
I expected this to be from one of those bad lip reading videos. But it's real.
I just sent his campaign a cool million... laundered through his son, of course.
12/3/2019, 2:11 pm
Mladshiy Brat
THE NO MALARKEY TOUR
For when you absolutely, positively must capture the 19th Century Irish Immigrant vote
12/3/2019, 2:22 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Comrades, I've been pondering this...
while I've been up and down the beet fields a time or two, I'm not sure just where "malarkey" actually comes from; but if it's found on a Doctor's finger, I probably don't want it in my mouth.
Just sayin.
Oh well. there's beets to tend, tractors to fix, distillation to sample, right wing talk radio to listen to hate speech to monitor, Planned Parenthood centers to picket defend, all in a days work ...for the children. ™ back to work for me.
12/3/2019, 3:15 pm
Comrade Jenkem
After realizing the outdated word "Malarkey" was not resonating with young voters, the Joe Biden team has repainted the bus to attract a younger, more hip crowd.
12/3/2019, 3:27 pm
jackalopelipsky
Comrade Jenkem,
Joe's Campaign Funded Bus is much nicer than Creepy Sleepy Joe's personal van.
12/3/2019, 4:11 pm
Mikhail Lysenkomann
Leaker says that Kamala Harris was furious: "How in the hell can I one-up THAT? What I suck on, can't be shown in public!"
And that this photo is the real reason that she has quit.
12/3/2019, 4:54 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Well, I'm not sure why Jill Biden felt it necessary to be so 'expressive' with her hands, perhaps she's taking acting lessons. Anyway, this is more like a frog snatching a fly out of mid air flight.
Feels rehearsed, not spontaneous. (eh?)
12/3/2019, 5:15 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:... Oh well. there's beets to tend, tractors to fix, distillation to sample, right wing talk radio to listen to hate speech to monitor, Planned Parenthood centers to picket defend, all in a days work ...for the children™ {and fighting Global Warming Klimate ChangeDisruptionEmergencyKollapseKatastrophe Malarkey, ja?} ...
{Or do you dare to see Greta the Avenger pop up in Barn #2, wielding Klimalarkey? eh?}
12/3/2019, 5:32 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
unraveled!
As in: Das hat er sich aus den Fingern gesogen,
i.e.: He sucked it out of (his) fingers = He made it up out of thin air.
(ach, Komradette Putout - how do we all miss you.....)
12/4/2019, 8:09 am
Papa Kalashnikook
12/4/2019, 8:27 am
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
No malarkey here, right from the horse's patootie..................
Let's face it. The Democrats are lovers at heart. Bill Clinton, Al Franken, Anthony Wiener, Creepy Joe and......
12/7/2019, 6:27 pm
$.$. Halliburton
Joe Biden has met his hour, and his hour has kicked his ass.
12/8/2019, 9:52 pm
Pamalinsky
Hey Joe!
After your courageous domination of that 83-year-old damn liar cracker by challenging him to a push-up contest, how's about changing your bus logo to this:
NO GUFF FROM ANYONE TOUR
12/9/2019, 6:59 am
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
Quid Pro Joe is making Marxmus shopping easy this year.
12/9/2019, 7:24 am
jackalopelipsky
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:Quid Pro Joe is making Marxmus shopping easy this year.
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Hey CIZ! Can that Uncle Joe chia leg be made into a lamp? The best Marxmus gift evah.
Papa Kalashnikook wrote:[img]/images/various_uploads/Greta_Biden_Time.jpg[/img]
Obviously, to be named Time's Person of the Year, Greta Thunberg needed to pass Uncle Joe's smell test - or at least that's what he wanted her to believe.
12/12/2019, 8:37 am
Papa Kalashnikook
Protect your daughters this Christmas. Also, in honor of all you Dads with daughters, the Daughter Song.
12/12/2019, 8:48 am
Papa Kalashnikook
This malarkey thing has really caught fire....
12/12/2019, 9:30 am
Genosse Dummkopf
Red Square wrote:... Greta Thunberg needed to pass Uncle Joe's smell test ...
... as we got sucked (once again!) into the eco-triangle of Greta―Carbo―Malarkey:
Just recently, Creepy-Sleepy-Touchy-Feely-Wheely-Dealy Uncle Joe proved his aptitude of sucking malarkey out of thin air.
Therefore: Shouldn't Creepy Joe be reengineered* to suck CO₂ out of Gaia's atmosphere?
(which ability he certainly already whispered into St. Greta's ear, just to get himself into his beloved position.)
* before (Komrade Direktor's diagnohypothesis) "he simply drops dead between campaign stops somewhere in Iowa or New Hempshire".
12/12/2019, 9:25 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Amazing how long she let her hand hang there. Joe? Joe? This is your cue! Do the cutesy-kiss-my-hand-thing, Joe.
12/13/2019, 2:42 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Papa Kalashnikook wrote:[img]/images/various_uploads/Greta_Biden_Time.jpg[/img]
[img]images/clipart/Prog_Off.gif[/img] It sounds like Limbaugh was just discussing this photo on his show 12/13/2019 about 12:35 central time...
12/13/2019, 9:57 pm
Red Square
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
Papa Kalashnikook wrote:
[img]images/clipart/Prog_Off.gif[/img]
It sounds like Limbaugh was just discussing this photo on his show 12/13/2019 about 12:35 central time...
Our heroic spies have procured the dittocam footage that appeared on today's show at 1:22 EST (the original broadcast time from sunny south Florida).
The picture appears to similar but different. Not only it is much cruder than ours and Biden's hands are positioned differently, but Biden himself appears to be a more of a ghost without legs, like some kind of a jinni - unless the rest of him is sitting inside Greta's backpack behind her back.
It also seems that Rush didn't get the joke, ranting about it on the fly.
Still I must ask Papa Kalashnikook if he'd photoshopped his superior Time cover himself or redistributed from another collective of beet farmers.
