"Renew My Subscription"
Though I don't write a whole lot of letters
I figured I'd better say something now
I saw the thing about the heartsick shut-in
Thought that I should cut in
And tell you 'bout how
It woke me from a life-long day dream
While I'd been aging you wrote it all down
And though I recognized the words when I read them
I know I never said them to people out loud
Renew my subscription
To "Desperate Bellowing Magazine"
It sure does have a familiar ring
You might say I fit the description
Renew my subscription
To "Miserable Freak Show Quarterly"
Every back-number I saw spoke to me
Acknowledging it's my addiction
Renew my subscription
I wanna be a much better person
Instead I worsen with every day
But there's a drug whose name I'm not sure of
Which I need more of to feel okay
They told me exercise and diet
If I would try it, would cure my ills
But though I'm already past my quota
I want another load o' those magic pills
Refill my prescription
To whatever that thing is
That makes the carpet stop turning into snakes
In lieu of my coming conniption
Refill my prescription
And free me from where I don't want to be
Standing outside the unopened pharmacy
Before I confirm your prediction
Refill my prescription
12/19/2019, 1:47 pm
$.$. Halliburton
Poor Me should have a democrat party gala issue. Just the whole damn party.
12/20/2019, 1:57 am
Ellsworth Toohey
Page and Carrot Top's daughter are both so logic challenged it's difficult to understand that they can actually feed themselves without help. Then again, we don't *really* know that, do we?
12/21/2019, 11:09 am
Minister of Truth
I, Bill Clinton, as Minister of Truth do hereby declare "#Poor-Me-Too":
I, Bill Clinton, as Minister of Truth, must also report that my beloved Hillary Clinton is so sick and tired of the ineptitude of her Fusion-GPS Minions in President Obama's FBI and DOJ such as Peter Stroke Strock with Lisa Page for failing to effectuate that insurance plan that Hillary is now "#Poor-Me-Too":
A timely-for-Hillary scaling-down-of-a-"tell-all" book to a mere interview in Vanity Fair evincing Lewinsky's apparent abandonment of previously-reported plans to try to become a new "bombshell":
--Bill Clinton, Minister of Truth
12/21/2019, 12:43 pm
Red Square
Poor Me #5 is today's featured cartoon at the American Thinker.
