Meghan Markle's husband is running away from home with her to an uncertain future as an abused, cuckolded, gaslit house-husband in Canada.
He has given up the only thing he is known for and has no identifiable job skills.
Meghan has returned to the ornament 8-month old child they left behind in Canada.
The child had to be left with friends as it is inconvenient for a person with such difficult living circumstances to also be responsible for a useless baby - the royal child will be useful later during the divorce and headline drama in punishing the royals.
1/11/2020, 2:52 pm
jackalopelipsky
'pelipsky heard Harry was AWOL from the Royal Marines.
Yikes! [attachment=0]Markel pointing at cat.jpg[/attachment]
1/12/2020, 1:07 am
Red Square
Harry can learn to be an artist.
We will call him "The artist formerly known as Prince."
1/12/2020, 2:40 am
Ivan Betinov
Oh. Comrade Director. You didn't. No. Now I know what is sounds like when doves cry. And if he became a drag queen performance artist, he could wear a Little Red Corset.
1/12/2020, 6:40 am
Red Square
Candle in the wind. It was his mother's song. Gwyneth Paltrow breathed a new life into it.
Your Enormity Red Square just opened Betinov's party organ like a zip locked bag of StarKist Tuna.
Poor artist formerly known as Prince...never knowing exactly 'who' he was (look it up)...and now his sovereignty is putty in the hands of 'American Woman'. ...Incoming!
1/13/2020, 3:11 pm
Red Square
1/13/2020, 3:53 pm
Chief Designer
Red Square wrote:Harry can learn to be an artist.
We will call him "The artist formerly known as Prince."
Ba-dum-BAP!
Most equal pun, worthy of Kommisar Cerf himself!
- SK
1/13/2020, 6:13 pm
Red Square
Well, Chief Designer, in light of some new sevelopments I'm afraid Harry is quickly becoming more of a CON ARTIST formerly known as Prince.
1/13/2020, 7:43 pm
Evil Smiley
The con-artist formerly known as a prince is seen pitching his wife's voice-over skills to Disney's CEO.
Here you see how Meghan Markle pushes in front of her husband to take control of the situation.
1/13/2020, 7:43 pm
Evil Smiley
1/13/2020, 8:03 pm
Chief Designer
Red Square wrote:Well, Chief Designer, in light of some new developments I'm afraid Harry is quickly becoming more of a CON ARTIST formerly known as Prince.
The hits just keep comin'
- SK
1/13/2020, 8:19 pm
Evil Smiley
1/13/2020, 8:56 pm
Evil Smiley
1/13/2020, 9:30 pm
Evil Smiley
1/13/2020, 11:40 pm
Evil Smiley
1/14/2020, 12:11 am
Evil Smiley
1/14/2020, 6:29 pm
Evil Smiley
1/14/2020, 9:09 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
He gets healthcare here, right? Undocumented royal sovereign anchor-persons should get a phone and Obamacare, if they're coming to North America to do royal stuff Americans wont do...
1/14/2020, 9:54 pm
Evil Smiley
Burger King offers crowns to Meghan and her husband, Harry.
1/14/2020, 10:02 pm
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
Red Square wrote:Harry can learn to be an artist.
Perhaps Harry can learn to code.
1/14/2020, 10:04 pm
Evil Smiley
1/14/2020, 10:25 pm
Evil Smiley
Actual letter written by Meghan's own brother to the Con-Artist formerly known as a prince.