The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades! Great news for comrades worried about the Current Truth™ of Democratic Party Disunity.

The Sander's Campaign 2020™ has unified with the Lalabaaloser Bernster Tour®.

This Campaign Party unity between the rumpled suit and tie establishment of the Democratic Party known as The Sander's Campaign 2020™ with the Wooly Bully energy of punks performing for the Lalabaaloser Bernster Tour® to fill arenas for the rumpled suited geezers of the Sander's Campaign 2020™.

'The Wokes' were a top billed featured act for this glorious unification of Sander's Campaign™ and Lalabaaloser Bernster Tour™ for the recent New Hampshire Primary.

See Sander's Campaign Partification 2020™ Press Release: The Strokes Taunt Cop Onstage During Anti-Police Song At Bernie Rally.

The People's Karaoke Mill was prepared ahead of schedule and under budget with reeducated lyrics of agitation for this glorious Campaign Partyfication of 'The Wokes' and Sander's 2020 Lalabaaloser Bernster Reeducation and Gulag Tour with the hit single 'Bern-ly Legal'.

Next up on the Lalabaaloser Bernster Reeducation and Gulag Tour® is the band, Port-of-Gov. Marx Man opening up for Sanders 2020 ™ at a huge rally in Tacoma, Washington, at the Tacoma Dome February 17th.

Comrades, stay tuned for more Lalabaaloser Bernster® events of incitement and enticement meant to draw a crowd as the Democrat Party Current Truth™ of Disunity comes to every State Primary.

We must include the Fascists in our glorious revolution. So here is an actual photo (not Photoshopped) of a Bernie Sanders flyer from Nevada.

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I must say, the clown show will be exceptional this election season. Exceptional.

Comrades, The People's Karaoke Mill is churning out reeeducated lyrics for agitation purposes.

Czarina of Karaoke Hooligans, Googie ground out a smooth to the palate grist about poor little Red Hatted President Donald Hood stealing power from the powerful and returning it to The People™ while being stalked by Glib Hooliganator Callmelennie's Wooly Bully wolves.

Power To The People™ is pure TPC™ dogma. Decommissioning Wooly Bully wolves through reeducation is every comrade's responsibility and duty. How else can The People's Red Revolution 2020 become TPC utopia?

Dare to agitate and share reeducated lyrics with Wooly Bullies in their own language to thin the pack of wolves out to stop Little Red Hatted President Donald Hood from stealing power from the powerful and returning it to The People™. Share the agitation of reeducation through lyrical mnemonics - a proven reeducation tool - with local Wooly Bullies.

WolfMan Wooly Bully - President Donald Hood and Wooly Bully

The Wokes - Bern-ly Legal

Amy Gulaghouse - Bern Won't Help You Cause You Won't Help Yourself

The Tramped - Fiscal Inferno

Van Hooligan - Bern, You Really Got Them Now

Trotsky Music - Bern's Just a Marxist Guy

Smashin' Trumpkins - Despite All Your Rage You'll Still Be a Rat In Bern's Cage

Comrades are required to agitate the smooth grist of a freshly milled Karaoke Hooliganism from the People's Karaoke Mill within each Comrade's kollective of mixed nuts in operation Wooly Bully.

Decommission kollective's wooly bullies through reeducation in their own native language.
forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky
Russian Agent of Karaoke Reeducation
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abramsart wrote:

That BETTER NOT be MY 'fainting couch' Bernie is manspreading all over or there will be something that begins with 'B' that WILL be feeling the BURN.

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:

abramsart wrote:

That BETTER NOT be MY 'fainting couch' Bernie is manspreading all over or there will be something that begins with 'B' that WILL be feeling the BURN.

CIZ! Like...when's the last time you had a hot steaming bowl of Ball Bustin'? ...waaay to long!



Jus' look at Bernie all man spreadin' like a pole dancin' baby momma all over YOUR fainting couch.

over. your. fainting couch. CIZ! that's right, CIZ!...he's man spreading on YOUR faintin' couch.

'pelipsky knows what's comin' for dinner....ball bustin' chili! ooowwweee!

'pelipksy's gettin' out the whirly pop for this CIZ Reality TV episode. Bring it, CIZ!

forelock tug,
the mythical horned rodent roaming west of the Mississippi in the wilds of Texazistan.

Evil Smiley wrote:

ooops...

How would the Wooly Bully comrades waiting in line for the Lalabaaloser Bernisky Tour® handle that Current Truth™?

jackalopelipsky wrote:
CIZ! Like...when's the last time you had a hot steaming bowl of Ball Bustin'? ...waaay to long!

Indeed it has been waaay to long but it looks like I have to get in line behind Fauxcahonkis, she's gone and 'grabbed' first dibs on them.....

Antonio Salazarinski wrote:

Yes, Comrade Antonio Salazariski, it's rock n' roll into self-immolation, on the Lalabaaloser Bernisky Tour® in unitification with the Sanders 2020 Campaign™.

Again, the People's Karaoke Mill grinds out smooth grist of reeducated lyrics with today's dance mix for more revolutions per minute than any capitalist label -- Bern America.

Also, there are actual comrades who do not take reeducated lyrics seriously. This is to your own detriment, comrades.

The Sublime Director would not have supplied all comrades with The People's Karaoke Mill if he did not think you needed, nay de.served such near daily revolutions per minute.

Who are these unwashed comrades?

Red Square has a list right in his velvet gloved hand!!

Sure Karaoke takes time...and draws gratuitous attention to itself when comrades are beet toiling in cubicles and wanting to stay covert and under cover. Or whine...that they can't dance or march to these reeducated rhythms.

Red Square does not care about your discomfort...this ain't no disco Cube...well...actually, yes, it is...but, that's not the point!

The point is, Bernie's smart enough to use front bands to draw in uneducated minds...the glorious Red Square's People's Karaoke Mill reeducates those uneducated minds by milling down some agitative kollecticized beats from down the street.

Do not be a comrade as uneducated as these poseur commie front bands filling stadiums on the Lalabaaloser Bernisky Tour®. Let the REAL professionals at The Karaoke Mill do all your lyrical reeducation to keep your minds limber and hold all the threads together to solve this rubik Red Square once and for all.

The comrades who think they don't need lyrical reeducation...need it the most.
now forelock tug and get on with it,

Jackalopelipsky
Russian Agent and PROFESSIONAL TPC ™ Sponsored Karaoke Hooligan Employee among many
#BR 549