Bern he won't take no shortcuts
Bern spends the money that we save up
Now, Bernie's runnin' outta luck
Like his freaksters, don't give a f*ck
Bern's wanna steal our innocence
To Bern, our life, it don't make sense
Those strange manners, Bern hates 'em so
"Why won't Bern wear his Joe trench coat?"

Bern's geeks should've thought much harder
Some should've just not bothered
To ever show up on weekdays
That's something that Bern learned yesterday

Drive us to work, we will be on time
Those little problems they're not yours or mine
Come on and listen to what Bern says
Bern's got some secrets that'll make us stay
Bern just wants to turn us round
Bern just wants to push us around
U.S. ain't never had nothin' Bern wanted, but
Bern hates us all
Press just can't figure out
Nothin'

And all together Marx's gone well
Bern makes pretend he's your best friend
Then Bern said, "Lose, all my freaks"
They ordered us to reeducate
Together again, gulag beginning
Marx all works somehow in the end
The things Bern's said, the things Bern hides
It's Bern's record it's communism or die

Oh, Bern he won't take no shortcuts
Bern spends the money that we saved up
Now, Bernie's runnin' outta luck
Like Bern's freaksters, don't give a f*ck
Bern gonna steal our innocence
To Bern, our life, it just don't make any sense
Those strange manners, Bern hates 'em so
"Why won't Bern wear his Joe trench coat?"

Bern just wants reeducate
Bern just wants you be a slave
Oh, Bern ain't never said nothing we wanted, but
Bern hates us all
Press just can't figure out
Nothin'

And all together Marx went well
Bern don't pretend we're his best friends
Then Bern said, "oh, you can wait"
Bern orders Reeducate
To Moscow again like Bern's beginning
Marx all works somehow in the end
The things Bern did, the things Bern hides
And for the record, it's Communism or die.