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Czech Police ordered nude sunbathing gals at the Lázně Bohdaneč nude-beach resort in the Pardubice region of the Czech Republic to wear masks to protect themselves from the CCP-Wuhan-Corona-Virus following complaints of nudists without face masks. See link here or here.





However, the Police Officer complimented one of the nude-sunbathers for being astute enough to be reading the book titled "Naked Truth About the 2020 CoronaVirus CCP-Wuhan Virus."

--KOOK

Some protection is a good thing - depending upon the circumstances, of course.

Czech police intensify efforts to enforce anti-CCP-Wuhan-Virus mask-wearing among nude sunbathers:




--KOOK

Meanwhile, in Wuhan, Tennessee….

Cradle to Grave Marxist wrote:

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Meanwhile, in Wuhan, Tennessee….

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That nice greeter lady did offer this Czech-Amerikkkan shopper visiting Wal-mart in Wuhan, Tennessee some hand sanitizer, though.

KOOK wrote:Czech police intensify efforts to enforce anti-CCP-Wuhan-Virus mask-wearing among nude sunbathers:




--KOOK

KOOK. the palindromed comrade, should the Staff Sergeant who envisioned this detail of public service for The People™ to protect them during CoVid 19 receive an award...or a 10 year re-assignment at Antarctic Front to study Climate Change?

forelock tug,
'pelipsky

jackalopelipsky wrote:
KOOK. the palindromed comrade, should the Staff Sergeant who envisioned this detail of public service for The People™ to protect them during CoVid 19 receive an award...or a 10 year re-assignment at Antarctic Front to study Climate Change?

forelock tug,
'pelipsky

Comrade Jakalopelipsky:

To the Antarctic Front. Why? Because unlike Social Justice Warriors Against Climate Change, nude sunbathers want more climate-change sooner, so this heroic Czech Police Officer would savor an assignment to Antarctica where he could immediately commence construction of a Nude Sunbathers' Paradise to be ready for the Warming that the Commander in Chief of Social Justice Warriors Aganst Climate Change (a.k.a. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez) has told us (based on the what she's learned from the scientific Climate Models): that within the next nine years (2016+12-3=9) Global Warming will have converted Antartica into a sunbathing paradise. Thus, this now-meagerly compensated Czech Police Officer will become the word's first Global-Warming-Nude-Sunbathing-Paradise multi-billionaire, whose slogan will be: "Eat Your Heart Out, Jeff Bezos."

--KOOK

KOOK wrote:

jackalopelipsky wrote:
KOOK. the palindromed comrade, should the Staff Sergeant who envisioned this detail of public service for The People™ to protect them during CoVid 19 receive an award...or a 10 year re-assignment at Antarctic Front to study Climate Change?

forelock tug,
'pelipsky

Comrade Jakalopelipsky:

To the Antarctic Front. Why? Because unlike Social Justice Warriors Against Climate Change, nude sunbathers want more climate-change sooner, so this heroic Czech Police Officer would savor an assignment to Antarctica where he could immediately commence construction of a Nude Sunbathers' Paradise to be ready for the Warming that the Commander in Chief of Social Justice Warriors Aganst Climate Change (a.k.a. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez) has told us (based on the what she's learned from the scientific Climate Models): that within the next nine years (2016+12-3=9) Global Warming will have converted Antartica into a sunbathing paradise. Thus, this now-meagerly compensated Czech Police Officer will become the word's first Global-Warming-Nude-Sunbathing-Paradise multi-billionaire, whose slogan will be: "Eat Your Heart Out, Jeff Bezos."

--KOOK

'pelipsky can see this future...but then..it's a mythical horned rodent doin' the seeing.

Thanks for the inspiration, KOOK.

forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky

By definition, if wearing a mask, the sunbather is no longer nude, then lack of swimwear while masked is not nudity, therefore socially acceptable. No? (The issue is NEVER the issue)

When it gets a bit warmer toward the middle of the beet season, we may test this behind the tractor barn. Off topic, I suspect a good "mask tan" will become a status symbol, and thus to be avoided...

An earlier test date may be in order if Comrade May Putout ever shows up again.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:By definition, if wearing a mask, the sunbather is no longer nude, then lack of swimwear while masked is not nudity, therefore socially acceptable. No? (The issue is NEVER the issue)

When it gets a bit warmer toward the middle of the beet season, we may test this behind the tractor barn. Off topic, I suspect a good "mask tan" will become a status symbol, and thus to be avoided...

An earlier test date may be in order if Comrade May Putout ever shows up again.

Dear Comrade Stakhanovets:

I think Comrade Putout's sister is in Europe protesting right now:

Not only has the CCP-Wuhan Virus a.k.a. CoVid-19 a.k.a. CoronaVirus destroyed Western economies, it has also ruined the artistic beauty of nude-sunbathing tans. Nekkid people of the world unite against China for ruining nekkid sunbathing. We need to return to the Nekkid Normalcy of the Nekkid Truth, which is a party-approved form of the Current Truth.



--KOOK

According to the London Daily Star on 04-22-2020 (here or here), British nudists are "on the rise" in escaping from the Lockdown for the CCP Wuhan Virus a.k.a. CoVid-19 a.k.a. CoronaVirus:



--KOOK

Signing up? Brits need to register and request permission to remove the clothings? No wonder they will never own firearms.

USSA needs a ministry of SPANDEX registration before they try to register the nudity... SPANDEX should be a privilege, not a right.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Signing up? Brits need to register and request permission to remove the clothings? No wonder they will never own firearms.

USSA needs a ministry of SPANDEX registration before they try to register the nudity... SPANDEX should be a privilege, not a right.

I think we should form a State Bureau For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Folding Chairs before we form the Ministry of SPANDEX, Ivan. Just my gut feeling.

Cradle to Grave Marxist wrote:

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Meanwhile, in Wuhan, Tennessee….

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Being sassy in public by protesting 'wearing a mask' is like waving a red flag in front of a bull named Karma.

It can spin around and horn you right in the derriere.........

CIZ! So good to hear from you.

That Clorox Bleach drip is the new reconstructed Road to Wellness.

Wellness has reeducated itself so much that 'pelipsky wonders if comrades will even recognize it when Road to Wellness traveling comrades arrive at destination.

'pelipsky

jackalopelipsky wrote:CIZ! So good to hear from you.

That Clorox Bleach drip is the new reconstructed Road to Wellness.

Wellness has reeducated itself so much that 'pelipsky wonders if comrades will even recognize it when Road to Wellness traveling comrades arrive at destination.

'pelipsky

Methinks it is less of a road to wellness, and more of a railroad to wellness. Instead of cars, the Kollektive is riding in boxcars.