The People's Cube - Political Satire

The poop.

In AntiFa Town they have completely reimagined public safety.

Didn't we fight a big war over some guys who proclaimed their own autonomous zone back in the early 1860s?

Cowabunga, it works! It works! Revoolooshun! (→ prophetic Mystery 1 !)

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Cowabunga, it works! It works! Revoolooshun! (→ prophetic Mystery 1 !)

More like the Paris Commune.

They're building borders? Walls?

Shouldn't we build bridges, not walls? Doesn't the accepted slogan state, "Walls don't work"?

Unless, of course, they're building that wall to prevent their own members from escaping, just like with the Berlin Wall. Then it's fine.

We do not call it a wall. Walls are evil impositions of the bitter clingers. We call it a "village." Or a gated community. Except there are no gates.

"building borders? walls?", and "armed guards?", and "defend the barricades?"

Komrades, this is brilliant!
They stage a spitting image of rotten KKKapitalizm!
KKKapitalizm, with its xenophobic obsession with "walls", paranoidal exhibition of "arms", and omnipresent "police, militarism, bombing".

Fine-tuning their parody of the bourgeois "paradise", the revoolooshunaries started to also depict the outrageous social breakdown of decaying Western imperializm. Today - reports Komradette Margie - parodying "hunger" began.

Komrades*dettes, grab your popcorn popkasha! Soon the Autonomous Zone will mimic the typical scourges of cutthroat Free Enterprise, like "power outages", "sleep deprivation", "compulsive injections", "syringes-n-poop sidewalks", and "syphilis". (the latter used by Tsarism to knock off Vladimir Ilyich!)


Once the AutoZone burlesque reaches full blossom, Trumputler plus his deplorable MAGA-Zombies, and KKKapitalizm itself, all them shamed and compromised to the bone, will simply go poooffff .....

HA! Just wait, Jeffersonian "Manifest Destiny" and then "Lebenstraum" will rise up, and the next thing you know, they'll start to expand westward until they hit ocean, then turn south and back to the east...
that being said, both policies came from government leaders, but there aren't any leaders in anarchy, so maybe they will just dig in like a cesspool and stay where they are because there is no leadership...

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ...they'll start to expand westward until they hit ocean, then turn south and back to the east...

Oh God Lenin, not south! Please not south. Let them turn north! Send them to Canadia! They'll like it there. Thats just like Portland, isn't it?

Not to throw water on your Personifest Destiny (careful there, Komrade!) theory, but they won't get to the ocean. They will reach the Sound first, and then, with no one to run the fairies ferries, they will have to turn north or south. (Oh, please, make it north!!!)

Trembling in Tacoma,
Grendelssohnovovich

Prog off; Pray for us out here. And pray for those poor souls trapped behind the barricades.

Grendelssohnovovich wrote:... Trembling in Tacoma ...

Grampa Krautzee, looking from high above into Seattle, surely grins sarcastically: Vot an affenzirkus, zese dummkopfs!

P.S. Yet, if things go ape evolve fully revoolooshunarily there, just traverse the kkkapitalistik continent diagonally towards Florida - the Bunker! the Bunker! (which may or may not exist)

Margaret wrote:

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The poop.

In AntiFa Town they have completely reimagined public safety.

Margaret, Your post reminded me that there is a 16-foot statue of Vladimir Lenin in Seattle.

RedDiaperette wrote:We do not call it a wall. Walls are evil impositions of the bitter clingers. We call it a "village." Or a gated community. Except there are no gates.

They'll call that village Sorosville.

Once they expand to the size of a country, they'll call it Sorossia.

Once they join with other such nations, they'll call it Union of Socialist Sorossian Republics - USSR.

Red Square wrote:

RedDiaperette wrote:We do not call it a wall. Walls are evil impositions of the bitter clingers. We call it a "village." Or a gated community. Except there are no gates.

They'll call that village Sorosville.

Once they expand to the size of a country, they'll call it Sorossia.

Once they join with other such nations, they'll call it Union of Socialist Sorossian Republics - USSR.

Wow, just a few years, and there will be Мавзолей Сороса in the USSR, i.e. the Soros' Mausoleum.

Antonio Salazarinski wrote:Margaret, Your post reminded me that there is a 16-foot statue of Vladimir Lenin in Seattle.

Indeed!

Comrade Cube goes there to speak to the masses often!



Comrade Cube - On The Move

Day Two: the suffering begins. Vegans and soyboys hardest hit.

Once they dirty up all the dishes and break the rest, their boss may be getting his breakfast in bed Antifa-style.