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Notable and Quotable: Autonomous Zone needs food

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Some background: AntiFa has taken over several square blocks of Seattle, kicked the police out, and barricaded it like the Paris Commune. They are fully armed. Seattle itself is being taken over by the mob who are demanding the mayor resign and are being led by the communist Seattle city council member Kshama Sawant.

No police doesn't mean no police. No police soon becomes a total police state. Government becomes Rule.

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Surely there must be something that we, as a fellow collective, can do to help these people and keep them from starving. Maybe refer them to an organization that raises awareness of food insecurity? Maybe such an organization knows where to find people who will box up food into care packages and send them to CHAZ?

What about the SNAP program? If someone inside CHAZ has wifi, they might be able to apply for food stamps online.

Do we know of any celebrities who can get a bunch of other celebrities together to record a song about the hungry people of CHAZ?

How about a drone to drop off those care packages to them? Do we know anyone who has one we can borrow?

Honestly, I might just give them a hug, except, you know, social distancing. OTOH, even a little elbow bump would be enough to make me feel better about this--and myself.

Otherwise, I don't know what else to do, except go home to my parents' $450,000 McMansion to copy and paste this on everyone else's blogs.

Yeah, that's what I'll do. Right after I get out of this long drive-thru line at Starbucks to pick up my White Russian Mocha Latte.

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I was searching for "Beets" in the Interwebs, to help a comrade in the New Seattle Commune, and somehow I was redirected to ThePeoplesCube.com, go figure.


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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:... How about a drone to drop off those care packages to them? ...
Fully agree, but ― drone?
Cargo bicycles, Komrades ― cargo bicycles and electric scooters only!

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$.$. Halliburton wrote:Food. That's so bourgeois.
Komrade, you're so much right !
And I see, you too get the revoolooshunarily subversive humor hidden in the "hunger" game !

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Commissarka Pinkie wrote:... How about a drone to drop off those care packages to them? ...
Fully agree, but ― drone?
Cargo bicycles, Komrades ― cargo bicycles and electric scooters only!

"Cargo bicycles", Komrade?! Hengh! Have you not seen Seattle? It's like .....

.....

..... Oh krap! It is like San Francisco!!!!

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$.$. Halliburton wrote:Food. That's so bourgeois.

Food, Komrade, is like dark humor...

Not everybody gets it.*

*Adapted, but not original.

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Grendelssohnovovich wrote:
Food, Komrade, is like dark humor...

Not everybody gets it.*

*Adapted, but not original.

Dark humor. Back in more civilized days we used to call that black humor.


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Some kind person or organization should provide the People's of CHAZ pallets of this scrumptious delicacy.

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The New Socialist Man/Woman/(Thing?) doesn't need food, but can live of xhys Revolutionary Zeal. All hungry counter-revolutionaries will be shot.

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Assuming, Komrade Mintrue's bold hypothesis ("doesn't need food") is possibly incomplete, here - indeed - a freshly baked (no pun intended) CHAZ-ukas enumerating the (current) needs of the Revoolooshunary Kollektive:

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( from CHAZUpdates )
To paraphrase Major Kong:

... shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Portland with all that stuff....



ACHTUNG: Those reporting comrades present KORREKT morale and attitude!

(and Komrade Salazarinski already cited that dedicated kollektive)


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Mandatory viewing for white males (spit, spit):

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so

another group of people failed by the State?

the Bureau's non-State-approved oversight was a grave mistake never happened. Reporting live from The Bureau, our saviour the State will remedy the problem can confirm its falseness

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[img]images/clipart/Prog_Off.gif[/img] While you're rebelling against society and begging for free stuff, dont forget to add to your lists things like Water, sewage, trash services, electricity, natural gas, Wifi,... you know, the stuff a government of grownups might subsidize... enjoy your autonomy kids.

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"Needed male pants."

What, the pajamas were not sturdy enough for revolution?


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Hey, what about Major Kong?

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What, no pants and shoes for wymyn? Or for nonbinaries? Have sexism and transphobia entered the CHAZ? Was no one manning staffing the barricades welcome gates?

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Komrades, Komrades - don't freak out, everything will be fine, nothing to see here:

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and, for a good measure, comrade Ramirez:

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