The People's Cube - Political Satire

President Trump made an unplanned stop at Arcano and Genell in Old Forge, Pennsylvania

Orange man stops an entire motorcade for one pizza and nobody bats an eye. Right.

Contrast this with that time Clinton (him, not her) kept the motor running on one little airplane--Air Force One--while he got a "haircut" (wink...wink...) and Talk radio exploded and the world came to an end.

it just ain't fair.

Pizza = Italy
Italy = Fascism
Orangeman = Pizza
Therefore
Orangeman = FASCIST
Of course bad orangeman would stop to get the food of fascists. Bad orangeman ordered Hamburgers for college football players proving his allegience to NAZI burger from Hamburg.
Do we need any more proof comrades???

And then two scoops, ja? (!)
Two scoops, as usual, eh?? (!!)
TWO scoops, albeit Orange Fascist isn't even an Eskimo??? (!!!!!)

Comrade Jenkem wrote:.
Pizza = Italy
Italy = Fascism
Orangeman = Pizza
Therefore
Orangeman = FASCIST

Komrade Jenkem, this is brilliant!
Aristoteles, his syllogisms as always in tow, is infinitely proud of you!

Comrade Jenkem wrote:Pizza = Italy
Italy = Fascism
Orangeman = Pizza
Therefore
Orangeman = FASCIST
Of course bad orangeman would stop to get the food of fascists. Bad orangeman ordered Hamburgers for college football players proving his allegience to NAZI burger from Hamburg.
Do we need any more proof comrades???

You forget his Jewish NAZI collaborator son-in-law who helped to set up the peace deal between the NAZI United Arab Emirates and the fascist and apartheid State of Israel. I doubt the peperoni pork product on the pizza was kosher. There's so much proof that he is the re-incarnation of Hitler that it doesn't even need to be questioned anymore.

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:... his Jewish NAZI collaborator son-in-law ... There's so much proof that [Trumputler] is the re-incarnation of Hitler that it doesn't even need to be questioned anymore.

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:... TWO scoops, albeit Orange Fascist isn't even an Eskimo??? (!!!!!)

And see that chaos on his desk! What a mess he made of People's Oval Office! (see backdrop! ptui! ptui!)

Himmelherrgott, vee Chermans learn it vrom ze toddler days: You EITHER read, OR eat! NOT both! Kapiert?

You Orange Nazi Jew, you put your grub aside, or you shove the memoranda and treaties away! Kapito?


Alas, where the historically unprecedented reverence, cherished by Him (PBUH) towards His Resolute Desk, which the people so gladly offered to Him?