The People's Cube - Political Satire

Who do you trust more?

A. Dr. Fauci
B. Dr. Pepper
C. Dr. Seuss
D. Dr. Evil

Write-in candidates are encouraged.

Doctor Utopia!

Woodrow Wilson - The New Freedom

You say of the locomotive that it runs free. What do you mean? You mean that its parts are so assembled and adjusted that friction is reduced to a minimum, and that it has perfect adjustment. We say of a boat skimming the water with light foot, "How free she runs," when we mean, how perfectly she is adjusted to the force of the wind, how perfectly she obeys the great breath out of the heavens that fills her sails. Throw her head up into the wind and see how she will halt and stagger, how every sheet will shiver and her whole frame be shaken, how instantly she is "in irons," in the expressive phrase of the sea. She is free only when you have let her fall off again and have recovered once more her nice adjustment to the forces she must obey and cannot defy.

Human freedom consists in perfect adjustments of human interests and human activities and human energies.

Doctor Octopus

Dr. Strangelove!

We can't allow a mineshaft gap!

Dr. Smith!

Yo,


His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, and King of Scotland.
(Image gifted to the U.S. Library of Congress by Edmund S. Valtman. No restrictions of usage according to wikipedia.org.)




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Wasn't sure, so there are two of them. Which one works best?

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Added this to the top post.

Dr. No.

Did someone ask Witch Doctor?

Granny Clampett who did a lot of doctoring

Doctor Zoidberg!

Doc. Archie Campbell

@Komrade Kissov: Jawohl! .(while Dr. S turns toward Dr. F, his eyes go exstatic, his right arm goes - you know, you know the thing - and... Mein Fauci! I can prog!)


Doctor Caligari .(posing as CAPITALISM in TPC, otherwise a mad hypnotist, just see a sketch of him or even a full portrait and (climax!) a 3 minute zoom-in here).




Doctor Fu Manchu .(tabula rasa? familiarize e.g. here, and a nice overview there)

Dr McCoy is! (or he will be...)

Doktor Mabuse! _ ( ja, how could vee not haf zink of zis on ze spot?!!! )

Doctor Ben Carson


Dr. Carson became the Director of Pediatric Neurosurgery at the Johns Hopkins Children's Center in 1984 at age 33; he was the youngest chief of pediatric neurosurgery in the United States.

At retirement, he was professor of neurosurgery, oncology, plastic surgery, and pediatrics at the Johns Hopkins School of Medicine.

Carson's achievements include performing the only successful separation of conjoined twins joined at the back of the head; performing the first successful neurosurgical procedure on a fetus inside the womb; performing the first completely successful separation of type-2 vertical craniopagus twins; developing new methods to treat brain-stem tumors; and revitalizing hemispherectomy techniques for controlling seizures.

Hollywood made a movie about Dr. Carson called "Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story."





Jill Biden (Joe's wife)


Q: Why do news-people and Hollywood call Jill Biden Doctor when she only has a PHD in Education, but the call Doctor Ben Carson, Ben Carson even though he is a world's famous neurosurgeon?


Dr. Paul Ehrlich


Paul Ehrlich was a Nobel prize-winning German physician and scientist who worked in the fields of hematology, immunology, and antimicrobial chemotherapy. He is credited with finding a cure for syphilis in 1909

Edgar Buchanan (Yes, that Edgar Buchanan!)


William Edgar Buchanan II was an American actor who had a prolific career in the entertainment industry. A man of multiple talents, he practiced dentistry in his initial years but had to hand over the practice to his wife later, owing to his increasingly demanding career as an actor.


Ayman al-Zawahiri


Ayman al-Zawahiri worked in the medical field as a surgeon. In 1985, al-Zawahiri went to Saudi Arabia on Hajj and stayed to practice medicine in Jeddah for a year.[34] As a reportedly qualified surgeon, when his organization merged with bin Laden's al-Qaeda, he became bin Laden's personal advisor and physician.

al-Zawahiri is known for being the leader of terrorist group al-Qaeda since June 2011, succeeding Osama bin Laden following his death

Doctor Shekyll (and his inseparable assistant):

(and don't shlep me to Jiffy Lobo™ Jaffa Shlogn™, or worse)

(after all, one can laugh at near anything, and what comes
is a graphic/conceptual job splendidly done)

(thanks, Dr. Carson!)
(obviously able to remotely spur plexus memoriabilis, even transatlantically)


Docteur Dr. art. dipl. Dr. h.c. mult. Jéàn-Frànçôîs Kèrrîê






P.S.
Dr. Ben Carson: I loved his reminiscences of dear mommy, of the Detroit days. Though barely literate (if not an outright analphabet at all), she "corrected" his (and elder brother's) writings, with a red pencil (interrogation point here, some mark there etc., and finally a "note"). The writings were "reading reports": clever mom demanded them to read two books per week and write a summary. Both boys, 10 and 12 old, and by then enroute towards ne'er-do-well, didn't (at that time) know that it was just theatrics.

Not quite sure (alas, Muse Memoria..), but I seem to recall Ben C. in 2015(16?) telling that story and heartily chuckling about his (and brother's) later discovery, that mom was, indeed, illiterate. Carson's public appearances in 2015 and early 2016 were highly impressive: calm, common sense, balanced and knowledgable (and his professional journey plus successes likewise impressive).

(and what a proof, that even without a father, and despite several handicaps, you still have chances... (here and now, also Dr. Thomas Sowell comes to mind))



UPD (I seem to recall Ben C. in 2015(16?) telling that story...)
Or was it in his book, America the Beautiful (2011)? Yeah, I read it (in 2015), impressed by Dr. Carson's personality and lifework.

Epiphany, Komrade Obyezyana!
(how could we miss to immediately set Dr. Do[o]little on our glorious roll???)