Meet New York’s first openly anti-functional mayoral candidate, who believes ownership is racist, taxation is freedom, cash is violence, and the subway must be free, loud, and compulsory.
Zohran Mamdani has what it takes to lead New York into a future where nothing works, but everything signals virtue. Sure, the city will be less affordable, but it’ll feel morally superior while burning - and isn’t that what matters?
Endorsed by the Coalition for Urban Collapse, the 33-year-old visionary is ready to usher in consequence-free governance, with new policies such as:
Rewild Wall Street — replace traders with goats
Enforce collective housing based on astrological compatibility
Mandate 15% LGBTQ+ children in every classroom
Any child assigned a name at birth without consent must be renamed ‘Comrade.’
Eat the rich. Literally.
Ban individualism: no more “my space,” “my truth,” or “my coffee.”
Criminalize ownership — if you own it, you stole it from the collective
Naysayers warn his platform will destroy the city. Supporters say that's the point. He’s not here to fix New York. He’s here to unmake it. If you own a home or a business, you’re the problem.
Wealth is the disease. Zohran is the cure.
So be prepared. The choice is clear. The rent is not.
VOTE ZOHRAN - BURN IT FORWARD
6/29/2025, 8:12 am
jackalopelipsky
Violence isn’t what you think it is, NYNY comrades. It was never your space, your coffee, your life, from the beginning of time. Ownership is just a violent construct in your head. Listen to the inner voice of Zohran, and vote like someone else’s coffee cup was fixing to get to get crushed.
6/29/2025, 10:35 am
Colonel Obyezyana
"Violence is an artificial construct."
The words of someone who's never been punched hard in the face.
6/29/2025, 3:41 pm
Red Square
Violence as an artificial construct is right up there with artificial intelligence - it just achieved sentience, and it votes.
Coming soon: ViolenceGPT™ - ethically optimized to redistribute blunt force according to racial equity guidelines.
Which was based on the Zoltar game from the movie Big...
Coney island
7/3/2025, 12:30 pm
Panem Et Circenses
I like that movie. I like Tom Hanks back then.
Remember when celebrities and actors kept their mouths shut about politics and just did their job of entertaining us?
Yeah, those days were nice. They should really just stick to reading the lines pro writers make for them.
https://alittlebithuman.com/the-story-b ... ng-robot/I like that movie. I like Tom Hanks back then.
Remember when celebrities and actors kept their mouths shut about politics and just did their job of entertaining us?
Yeah, those days were nice. They should really just stick to reading the lines pro writers make for them.
And one of his cult girls quips: Stick a fork in her, New York City is done!
[As a side note X actually put me in X jail for Xeeting that comment after my first comment at your X post. I suppose I should have appealed but I didn't.]
I like that movie. I like Tom Hanks back then.
Remember when celebrities and actors kept their mouths shut about politics and just did their job of entertaining us? Yeah, those days were nice. They should really just stick to reading the lines pro writers make for them.
Time flies.
7/8/2025, 6:20 pm
Ivan Betinov
Time Flies like an arrow.
Fruit Flies like a banana.
7/10/2025, 1:58 pm
Red Square
Time flies like flies. Duh!
7/10/2025, 3:00 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Dyslexia flies like files.
7/10/2025, 3:13 pm
Ellsworth Toohey
"Time's fun when you're having flies."
----Kermit D. Frog, noted socialist and inspiration for Klaus Schwab.
7/15/2025, 7:56 am
jackalopelipsky
Good thing these comrades are able to pass time with their phones.
7/22/2025, 9:18 am
Panem Et Circenses
So, I'm walking around in an arcade with the kids this weekend and what to my wondering eyes should appear?
