The People's Cube - Political Satire

This proves our theory that that casual sex is a number one issue among Democrat voters.

We have just received an email from a lovely young designer Lubna Abu-Osba who undoubtedly looks just like the model on her progressive humorous website (below).

Lubna Abu-Osba wrote:Hi Komrades,

Thought your website was funny, thought you would find mine funny too
attached is a press release and link is below
- https://www.truelovewaitsforademocrat.com

yours ironically,

: ) Lubna

This is what the lovely lady is referring to:



THIS ELECTION SEASON SEXY DEMOCRATS ARE TAKING A STAND:
“Just Say No to Sex with Republicans.”

True Love Waits for a Democrat hopes this “movement” will encourage Republicans
and Independents to choose Obama/Biden, therefore preventing the spread
of arrogance, war, economic disaster, and irresponsible environmental practices.

It is a selective ‘love-in,' for a better country and a better world.



Isn't this what manipulative wives do when they want more jewelry?

The site also have this video explaining to young people the most important thing in life: that sex and politics go hand in hand.

According to our study Democrats think that casual sex with strangers is more important than

- Energy
- Economy
- National Security

The scientific consensus is clear: while Republicans spread freedom and democracy, Democrats spread sexually transmitted diseases.

And if you vote for Obama but still have trouble getting laid and you get rejected by even the most collectivist-minded Democrat, take the matter into your own hands using sexy pinups prepared by Lubna Abu-Osba, featuring certified Democrat-voting models.

Just make sure you don't start thinking with your other head!



How does this imitate the People's Cube, you ask?

This kind of humor reminded me of a recent comment made by Comrade Zucco on another thread: "progressive" humor, like their politics, is truly Groupthink and can't be underestimated. Like in public school, to be accepted one must conform or be ostracized. But in the worlds of politics, government and media, right of center "nonconformity" can bring serious consequences.

Humor, for leftists, is strictly a means of reinforcing conformity - a tool to ridicule, demean and demote those not of the Party (much like chickens will peck a sickly or 'different' chicken to death).

I joined The People's Cube for the casual sex and all I got was this shovel.




Comrade “Pul”
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing Communities

Comrades, turn away from Lubna and her pseudo-capitalist escort service! You don't need it, when you can see plenty of genuine, very available Sexy Democrats right here at the Cube:

https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=1339

Real women. Real Democrats.

Real boobs.

We demand equal access to both Democrat and Republican genitalia!

-- Undecided Voters

Eeewwwww....

Red Square came up with the perfect Obama logo for these people on a different thread:

Hmmm. The image doesn't show, but it did in the WYSIWYG editor.

The WYSIWYG editor works fine on pictures from another site, but when you post existing Cube pictures it inserts an additional directory (red/.) in the middle of the URL. I removed it manually and now the image is showing. Next time do it either in BBCode mode, or use WYSIWYG but then switch to BBCode and remove the extra letters (red/.). I know it's weird but I can't figure out how to fix this.

-- Red Square

So, normally these people will have sex with someone that they have nothing in common with? that they fundamentally disagree with on all the issues that are important to them? under normal circumstances they are capable of making love with those they are diametrically opposed to?

Sounds like people that haven't grown intellectually since high school.

Oh! Wait. I see. Now I get it. These are the adult-age equivalent of the high school "in-crowd." They haven't progressed any further than thinking of people as "in" or "out," popular or unpopular; fundamental issues have to do with fashion and fad. Intellectual ideas go right over their heads and so they don't normally discriminate sexual partners on the basis of fundamental ideas held in common.

One thing they haven't considered is that adults are too discriminating to ever consider making love with them, and so their bite has no sting. I don't have sex with children.

The Party™ must take a stand against such bourgeois weak liberalism. The disrespectful fools forgot to praise The One, also.

Name:Zampolit Blokhayev
Town/City:https://thepeoplescube.com
Comments:Comrade! I applaud your effort. However, this is nothing more than WEAK LIBERALISM!!! And we at The Party™ have a cure for that. STRONG COMMUNISM! The Party™ will control all aspects of proletarian life, including sex, once his excellency The Obamessiah ascends to The Presidency for Life™. Bow to the will of The Party™ We know what is best for you because "We Care™".

"The Party™", "We Care™", and "The Presidency for Life™" are all registered trademarks of the ThePeoplesCube.com.

--
ZB

Comrades, I show female Obama supporters the "O" face, and they yell out "You're the One!"

True Love Waits for a Democrat

Eeeeewwww....

Guess who else is taking part (if only in spirit) in the selective Democrat-only ‘love-in,' for a better country and a better world?

Barack Obama's Mother Stanley Ann Dunham!

THIS SEXY DEMOCRAT TOOK HER STAND BACK IN THE 1960s: “Just Say No to Sex with Republicans but Yes to Everything Else That Moves.”

Perhaps this was also her way to encourage Republicans and Independents to choose a progressive candidate, thus "preventing the spread of arrogance, war, economic disaster, and irresponsible environmental practices" - and encouraging the spread of other people's money and sexually transmitted diseases.

Someone anonymous claims that he has found naked pictures of Barack Obama's mother and posted them on the Web. They were picked up by a few blogs like this one or this one(NOT WORK OR FAMILY SAFE).

Here's one of the three (click on the image to see it without the stars).
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This is definitely not a Photoshop. This might be a very close lookalike, although her unusually shaped face is almost a guarantee it's not a double - and, besides, we all know about Stanley Ann Dunham's compulsive propensity to "challenge authority" and her pathological "progressiveness" which would lead her to think nothing about posing for a nude picture. Think "Boobs not Bombs," think "Code Pink," think (at the risk of getting hit upside the head with a shovel) "Commissarka Pinkie."

It's not a coincidence that today's Democrats are trying to get her son elected by luring voters with quasi-pornographic messages.

Indeed the foundations for this year's campaign were erected in the 1960s.


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P.S. Could this be the real reason Barack is now flying to Hawaii - to find out WTF is going on from his ailing grandmother?

Cosmic irony or poetic justice?

I think I just came up with another use for the Obama emblem: Pasties.

Boobs for Obama!

And what's a girl gotta do to see some hot Progressive hunks around here?

Oh my. That is some October suprise you got there, Stan. Talk about spreading the wealth!

I kid the-not-so-virgin mother! I kid! She is a fine whore! No, really! First-class whore all around!

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:She is a fine whore! No, really! First-class whore all around!

Yup! 5 rubles! That's my final offer!

--
ZB

Commissarka Pinkie wrote: And what's a girl gotta do to see some hot Progressive hunks around here?

I believe there were a few posted by Theo, but they made my eyes burn. And fall out. Or maybe it was because I gouged them out, I forget.