The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, Spring has arrived. However due to the ever-bloating bureaucracy in the USSA and elsewhere and increasing terrorism, higher security measures have become necessary.

I hate to spring this on you but access to spring has been restricted until further notice and will be granted only to those who successfully complete this captcha (nouns or verbs only, adjectives not accepted):


If you get stuck, Current Truth™ may spring from a good dictionary.

NOTE: Keep your warm coat handy—if the Captcha doesn't work, Winter will continues for you until Next Tuesday™

Jackalopelipsky is so excited about tonight's big Winter Sock Burning Party to celebrate winter's end and the beginning of spring. These are the pair of winter socks the jackalope will be tossing into the communal fire pit.


Afterwards, every comrade will be issued a pair of USSA Gulag flip flops for Spring/Summer Uniformity and shovel ready work.


The rumor is there might even be a double ration of Ivan's Beet/ Meat Vodka, but that might just be prison yard hopeful whispering. Regardless, Jackalopelipsky baked some cookies for the party.

The lovely Mrs. Stakhanovets told me I looked like a breath of spring.

Well, anyway that's what she meant.

She actually said I looked like "the end of a long hard winter..."

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑

3/21/2026, 5:20 pm

The lovely Mrs. Stakhanovets told me I looked like a breath of spring.

Well, anyway that's what she meant.

She actually said I looked like "the end of a long hard winter..."

There are several ways to take that but the first picture it paints in my mind is right there in the gutter:

 

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑

3/21/2026, 5:20 pm

The lovely Mrs. Stakhanovets told me I looked like a breath of spring.

Well, anyway that's what she meant.

She actually said I looked like "the end of a long hard winter..."

Wives of TPC SUBWH v Wives of Landman



Wives of Democrat Socialists in Texazistan are getting the geriatric set filling out ballots for James Talarico for Senator of Texazistan.

Wives of Sharia in Texazistan are gathering ballots for reelecting Texazistan’s Senator Without A State, John Cornyn.

The Wives of TPC SUBWH gather ballots for Ken Paxton because they hope for a change this Spring in Texazistan.

Such a wonderous time of the year in Texasistan:

1. Leaf-spring - when the leaves come out.
2. Extension-spring - Daylight Savings time.
3. Coil-spring - snakes become active again.
4. Hair-spring - All the bugs arrive.

It’s springtime in Chile.

That means free helicopter rides!

Margaret wrote: ↑

3/23/2026, 9:19 pm

It’s springtime in Chile.

That means free helicopter rides!

Obviously, Chile passed the Captcha. A neat trick since it's in the Southern Hemisphere.

The bad news: it's not truly Spring in Chile.

The good news: it's "The Fall of Pro-Communist Hooiigans" in Chile.

 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

3/21/2026, 9:12 pm

There are several ways to take that but the first picture it paints in my mind is right there in the gutter:

I apologize for the delay, but you may want to put this on your calendar for next year:

LSSU Continues Its Time-Honored
Tradition Of Welcoming Spring By
Burning A Snowman

https://www.lssu.edu/resources/about-ls ... anburning/