It's been awhile since I did a monster mag cover. Usually I put them out near Halloween but sometimes you have to jump the shark…or in this case, the mudsucker.
You may have been expecting something like this...
Fake photo (everyone know she'd burst into flame if exposed to sunlight).
…but my stomach couldn't handle it.
4/17/2026, 10:35 am
trashmouth
What a clever way of torturing, having somebody strapped to a chair and forced to look at this picture for two weeks....
4/17/2026, 10:58 am
jackalopelipsky
4/17/2026, 1:01 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Another Dem bathing beauty in a "Wicked Weasel"…
Rep. Rosa DeLauro, who calls raw milk "dangerous" yet endangers eyeballs by appearing in public.
…Connecticut deserves whatever it votes for.
4/18/2026, 11:28 am
Colonel Obyezyana
Some Squadders:
Pramila Jayapal? Hard to tell with the stubble waxed off.
The SUB staff isn't sure but suspects this is Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib.
4/18/2026, 6:24 pm
jackalopelipsky
4/19/2026, 9:06 am
Colonel Obyezyana
The Skeevy Swimsuit Issue would not be complete without Democrat Rhode Island State Senator Tiara Mack, who posted a campaign vid of herself twerking on a beach.
The Skeevy Swimsuit Issue would not be complete without Democrat Rhode Island State Senator Tiara Mack, who posted a campaign vid of herself twerking on a beach.
The jackalope was told that a Kafka Trapper hat on a second head sprouting from Tiara’s nether region was obscene and pornographic. Nasty Jackalopelipsky, can’t unsee the idea, so in sharing what’s happening in a jackalope’s brain, I’m sending the whole collective to a h.e. double toothpicks to their eyes. Skeevy is the word!
