April 2026 Issue of "Skeevy" Magazine

[Colonel Obyezyana]

It's been awhile since I did a monster mag cover. Usually I put them out near Halloween but sometimes you have to jump the shark…or in this case, the mudsucker.

Look into his eyes if you can.

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

Most equal, Comrade.

We look forward to the Swimsuit edition!

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Most equal, Comrade.

We look forward to the Swimsuit edition!

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED CONSIDERED!
 

[Colonel Obyezyana]

We look forward to the Swimsuit edition!

Boom!

You may have been expecting something like this...

Fake photo (everyone know she'd burst into flame if exposed to sunlight).

…but my stomach couldn't handle it.
 

[trashmouth]

What a clever way of torturing, having somebody strapped to a chair and forced to look at this picture for two weeks....

[jackalopelipsky]

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Another Dem bathing beauty in a "Wicked Weasel"…

Rep. Rosa DeLauro, who calls raw milk "dangerous" yet endangers eyeballs by appearing in public.

…Connecticut deserves whatever it votes for.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Some Squadders:

Pramila Jayapal? Hard to tell with the stubble waxed off.

The SUB staff isn't sure but suspects this is Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib.

[jackalopelipsky]

[Colonel Obyezyana]

The Skeevy Swimsuit Issue would not be complete without Democrat Rhode Island State Senator Tiara Mack, who posted a campaign vid of herself twerking on a beach.

Baby's got back!

  

[jackalopelipsky]

The Skeevy Swimsuit Issue would not be complete without Democrat Rhode Island State Senator Tiara Mack, who posted a campaign vid of herself twerking on a beach.


  

The jackalope was told that a Kafka Trapper hat on a second head sprouting from Tiara’s nether region was obscene and pornographic. Nasty Jackalopelipsky, can’t unsee the idea, so in sharing what’s happening in a jackalope’s brain, I’m sending the whole collective to a h.e. double toothpicks to their eyes. Skeevy is the word!