The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, 

it seems this young beet sprout is trying to modify Current Truth™ and is actually getting somewhere in her attempts.

A 10-year-old girl wrote to NASA asking them to restore Pluto to a planet, and NASA's chief replied with four words no one expected

Comrades who were awake in Zampolit lectures know full well that in 2006 Pluto was marginalized against its will, just exiled without even a show-trial.  We must ask, is Pluto's sentence in gulag limited to only 20 years?

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Join me in pondering the effects of restoring Pluto as a planet.  Do we redistribute any resources? Are there any gains to be Ill- gotten? What is the quota that Pluto can contribute to the People, and what about the CHILDREN™ ? 

If this kid succeeds, where will the next bright idea come from?  Is it possible that we have found the next "Greta"? and where did she learn such penmanship when everything for kids her age is done on a tablet?

So much puzzlement.  I shall be in the tractor barn in contemplation with some fermented  light beverages.

Ivan

Seems the person writing the headline in the referenced article has trouble counting words.

Translating from Cantonese to Hindi to English must be the culprit.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades Ivan and Toohey,

I am also curious to learn what those 4 words might have been.  

“Keala (too many of the People’s Vowels™ in use there), we are looking into this.” 

While this sentence does have four words, it then continues on to utilize six words.  One of which is even a compound word.  I’m certain that counts as more than one word but not two.  I digress.

If the word total count can be attributed to NASA, then math (or arithmetic) isn’t NASA’s strong suit.  That Mars lander a while back kind of points in that direction.  Might want to skip the next series of Moon Smashing Landing missions.  Just sayin’.

Maybe the bright young sprouts will discover the existence of only two sexes and then the entertainment will begin in earnest (and elsewhere as well).

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon