The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, you may have seen this news published in multiple outlets over the past 48 hours:

https://nypost.com/2026/05/15/us-news/a ... -airwaves/

For younger comrades or those too senile to remember, TPC published it's own exposé of the degenerate children from Hell way back in the dark days of 2023. Here it is is three parts:

 


We suspected something vile years ago and now a court has agreed. 

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

The extra layer of tin foil in my hat must make all the difference.  I don't think feel I've ever heard the offending commercial.  Nor do I want to.  Thank Marx that I am currently completely unaware of the rest of the "scandal".  Who are these Comrades with such a disproportionate share of the People's Loot that they have enough to donate an automobile?  Sounds like the redistribution has been neglected.  

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

5/16/2026, 1:13 pm

Who are these Comrades with such a disproportionate share of the People's Loot that they have enough to donate an automobile?  Sounds like the redistribution has been neglected.

They're not comrades, they're grifters. Any charitable organization that uses cash from donated liquefiable assets for purposes other than those represented by said organization's charter is a grift machine. 

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

Misidentification of the miscreants noted.

Somehow this all seems familiar and repetitious.  

Solyndra comes to mind.  Over a hundred million dollars to a company described as a "photovoltaic cell manufacturer" that folded without producing a single solar cell but not before donating most of the taxpayer funds to PACs supporting the Democrat Party.  Does that count?

More recently the "Feed The Kids" (how do we know they didn't mean juvenile goats?) Learing Centers.  Carl Sagan (billions and billions) amounts of taxpayer dollars funding lavish lifestyles, probably funneled into Democrat campaigns (still waiting for that shoe to drop), but definitely not feeding any kids or barnyard animals.  That sort of thing?

Can my Cubic Comrades help me with other historic examples of The Grift?  I'm certain there are many I've missed.

I think feel I'm on the right correct path.

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

5/17/2026, 4:11 pm

Can my Cubic Comrades help me with other historic examples of The Grift?  I'm certain there are many I've missed.

While you're waiting and if you're not too busy, I know of a Nigerian Prince who has an urgent request.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

5/16/2026, 4:37 pm

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

5/16/2026, 1:13 pm

Who are these Comrades with such a disproportionate share of the People's Loot that they have enough to donate an automobile?  Sounds like the redistribution has been neglected.

They're not comrades, they're grifters. Any charitable organization that uses cash from donated liquefiable assets for purposes other than those represented by said organization's charter is a grift machine. 

Komrade General

The ads still can be seen with the twerps in their curious black and pink costumes as propaganda on intel run "you decide" Newsmax.  Perhaps Fox also. At least we are spared the recent Social Media Woke crap of females with long hair parted in the middle and bald males. Well, they are too young for that. 
 

Fodder For Cossacks wrote: ↑

5/18/2026, 8:30 am

Komrade General

The ads still can be seen with the twerps in their curious black and pink costumes as propaganda on intel run "you decide" Newsmax.  Perhaps Fox also. At least we are spared the recent Social Media Woke crap of females with long hair parted in the middle and bald males. Well, they are too young for that. 

Komrade "General"???  Thanks for the promotion.

Anyway, I have my own copy of the original video in case I'm poisoned. The vid works better than syrup of Ipecac.

 

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

5/17/2026, 4:11 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

Misidentification of the miscreants noted.

Somehow this all seems familiar and repetitious.  

Solyndra comes to mind.  Over a hundred million dollars to a company described as a "photovoltaic cell manufacturer" that folded without producing a single solar cell but not before donating most of the taxpayer funds to PACs supporting the Democrat Party.  Does that count?

More recently the "Feed The Kids" (how do we know they didn't mean juvenile goats?) Learing Centers.  Carl Sagan (billions and billions) amounts of taxpayer dollars funding lavish lifestyles, probably funneled into Democrat campaigns (still waiting for that shoe to drop), but definitely not feeding any kids or barnyard animals.  That sort of thing?

Can my Cubic Comrades help me with other historic examples of The Grift?  I'm certain there are many I've missed.

I think feel I'm on the right correct path.

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon

In Dallas, grifters have “cracked the proverbial code” to tapping in to Federal Funding to homelessness, Abominable Red Salmon.

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

5/16/2026, 1:13 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

The extra layer of tin foil in my hat must make all the difference.  I don't think feel I've ever heard the offending commercial.  Nor do I want to.  Thank Marx that I am currently completely unaware of the rest of the "scandal".  Who are these Comrades with such a disproportionate share of the People's Loot that they have enough to donate an automobile?  Sounds like the redistribution has been neglected.  

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon

"I don't think feel I've ever heard the offending commercial"

Komrade, you have truly been blessed by Lenin if that is the case.
 

Fodder For Cossacks wrote: ↑

5/18/2026, 8:30 am

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

5/16/2026, 4:37 pm

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

5/16/2026, 1:13 pm

Who are these Comrades with such a disproportionate share of the People's Loot that they have enough to donate an automobile?  Sounds like the redistribution has been neglected.

They're not comrades, they're grifters. Any charitable organization that uses cash from donated liquefiable assets for purposes other than those represented by said organization's charter is a grift machine. 

Komrade General

The ads still can be seen with the twerps in their curious black and pink costumes as propaganda on intel run "you decide" Newsmax.  Perhaps Fox also. At least we are spared the recent Social Media Woke crap of females with long hair parted in the middle and bald males. Well, they are too young for that. 
 

Look at the devolution of children “employed” abused by socialist grifters.

Something "happened" while making this ad. "It" happened to the "band" as a whole. Grifting Leftists Socmericialized the children as they were grifting a charity that would make sure G'ma's 1978 Crown Victoria was in a more deserving comrade's garage, for tax purposes.

Apologies, Comrade Fodder, I was replying but errantly overwrote your original reply to which this is an answer.


A "rock" version? It has to be better than the tired, plodding reggae-inspired version.

And yes, it is lip-synched. When the little girl delivers her pitch in an Alvin and the Chipmunks voice, it's a dead giveaway. 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

5/20/2026, 10:03 am

Apologies, Comrade Fodder, I was replying but errantly overwrote your original reply to which this is an answer.

...on the radio today I heard a "rock" version of the jingle. Be prepared. Madison Ave is not going to give up on this.

A "rock" version? It has to be better than the tired, plodding reggae-inspired version.

And yes, it is lip-synched. When the little girl delivers her pitch in an Alvin and the Chipmunks voice, it's a dead giveaway. 

Comrade Colonel

Thank you for that because I thought all along that the original was Rockabilly. Certainly the first time I was sandbagged by it via the radio it was most definitely Country and Western of the pickin' and singin' on the porch variation. Jes' folks.

I think now we have to classify it as agitprop.

I have posted this elsewhere, but we might consider the following as an effective countermeasure, although it might go over their heads:

https:/ /upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Toscanini_-_The_Internationale_%28Russian_version%2C_1944%29.flac

You might want to listen to this yourself over and over and I can assure you that you would forget the jingle.

An alternative would be the recording of the march "Dixie" by Arthur Fiedler and the Boston Pops. It could be released in time for July 4th and the kids could be appropriately costumed in Blue and Gray - or something. But on second thought the Chicoms might use it to divide us racially, whoever "us" are.

The reaction on Social Media would be a treat to watch on a slow day with the yaks, in any case.

Yours...
 

Fodder For Cossacks wrote: ↑

5/21/2026, 5:44 am

I have posted this elsewhere, but we might consider the following as an effective countermeasure, although it might go over their heads:

https:/ /upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Toscanini_-_The_Internationale_%28Russian_version%2C_1944%29.flac

You might want to listen to this yourself over and over and I can assure you that you would forget the jingle.

An alternative would be the recording of the march "Dixie" by Arthur Fiedler and the Boston Pops. It could be released in time for July 4th and the kids could be appropriately costumed in Blue and Gray - or something. But on second thought the Chicoms might use it to divide us racially, whoever "us" are.

The reaction on Social Media would be a treat to watch on a slow day with the yaks, in any case.

The only song that pops into mind that's worse than the K4K drone is Hurricane Smith singing "Oh, Babe." It sounds like the Sham Wow guy trying to sing while recovering from a throat punch.


 

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

5/17/2026, 4:11 pm

Can my Cubic Comrades help me with other historic examples of The Grift?  I'm certain there are many I've missed.

Abomination From The Deep,
Red Salmon

Here's one that hasn't made history yet but should…

Artificial panic over manufactured crisis that's not happening anywhere (not even Iran) that shamelessly demands requires taxpayer-funded relief for a micro-percentage of the general population whose "marginalization" is utterly self-created:

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/0 ... ing-state/

Pure, naked delusion-grift with open cooperation from delusional leftoid fembot government official.
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

5/21/2026, 4:52 pm

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

5/17/2026, 4:11 pm

Can my Cubic Comrades help me with other historic examples of The Grift?  I'm certain there are many I've missed.

Abomination From The Deep,
Red Salmon

Here's one that hasn't made history yet but should…

Artificial panic over manufactured crisis that's not happening anywhere (not even Iran) that shamelessly demands requires taxpayer-funded relief for a micro-percentage of the general population whose "marginalization" is utterly self-created:

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/0 ... ing-state/

Pure, naked delusion-grift with open cooperation from delusional leftoid fembot government official.

She looks like my 3rd grade teacher, but I was much to young to classify her species and genus then.

NEVERTHELESS THERE IS A NEW TV AD FOR THE KARS KIDZ.  It is the "rock version" which doesn't sound anything like the original, with 5 pre-pubescent boys, went by too fast, but I don't think they are dressed in pink and black, non-threatening, androgynous, maybe, and definitely a grift for which I have no adjective - yet.
 

Fodder For Cossacks wrote: ↑

5/22/2026, 9:05 pm

...definitely a grift for which I have no adjective - yet.

The word, "parasitic," comes to mind.

 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

5/24/2026, 1:50 pm

Fodder For Cossacks wrote: ↑

5/22/2026, 9:05 pm

...definitely a grift for which I have no adjective - yet.

The word, "parasitic," comes to mind.

02.June.2026    JINGLE NEWS FLASH!

Komrades

The jingle changed twice in one day before sunset!

The first time in the AM that I heard it on the radio it was a softened, toned down version of the new Rock version.

Then, in mid-afternoon, it was - wait for it - back to jes folks pickin' and grinnin' Country with guitar, no backup, one adult male and one little boy singing.

WAIT! 6PM - A THIRD VERSION JUST CAME ON! Just a little boy singing with Ryman style Country backup.
It was on the radio. I don't watch much TV, but most rezȉdent residents music lovers prefer radios.

(They are working overtime in Langley, perhaps? The new governor has bewitched them.)

Addendum 04.June.2026

Komrade Colonel

It is late, a little late for an adequate intake of coffee, necessary for the proper functioning of the brain. Yes, it is proven by physiologists/biologists/neurologists et al that coffee "activates" the brain, makes it alert and functioning. It is not the caffeine because tea, which has more caffeine than coffee, does not do this. That is why most of us here are coffee drinkers and heavily caffeinated. We do not put our feet on the floor in the AM without a hit of coffee, preferably via espresso. (Now maybe that is why there is still a spark even in modern Italians of the glory that was Rome and the Renaissance in re art, music, design et al.  But I digress).
Our part-time cook and general factotum and extra pair of hands, Potemkin, still drinks tea, from a glass cup, and he has a samovar which he wanted to display on the table in our commons. I had no objection, but I said he should not leave it unattended because someone might steal it and melt it down for cartridges. I call him Potemkin because he looks like he was on the original Potemkin, although he is quite spry. He makes a sour cream cake with caramelized beet sauce to die for.

But I digress again.

Kars 4 Kids is a charity  run by the Orthodox Jewish Community in Lakewood, NJ, and it is for Jewish kids only. They are properly registered with the IRS and all that, but last month their ads were banned in California because they did not clearly disclose they were for Jewish kids only and also have strong ties with Israel. They have been around for 20 years or so.
Why they didn't use Klezmer is beyond me, because everyone, apparently, loathes the jingle.

BTW, LOVE the video of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." That song is joyous, perfectly illustrative of when we shall be in the "jungle," the perfect workers' paradise promised by Marx and Lenin, where we shall own nothing, with no need to work, and will be taken care of, and we will be HAPPY! All that without illicit drugs! I dare not hope....

Yours









 

* * * * * UPDATE * * * * *
https://nypost.com/2026/06/04/us-news/k ... ts-ruling/
 

Fodder For Cossacks wrote: ↑

6/3/2026, 8:29 pm

Why they didn't use Klezmer is beyond me, because everyone, apparently, loathes the jingle.

Because a Jewish organization in New Jersey is vulnerable to the same astroturf-organized harassment as the Delany Hall ICE detention facility in Newark. 


 

Keep your eyes open: another big grift is unraveling faster than a Corellian freighter doing the Kessel Run.