Kars-4-Kidz Update & Retrospective

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Comrades, you may have seen this news published in multiple outlets over the past 48 hours:

https://nypost.com/2026/05/15/us-news/a ... -airwaves/

For younger comrades or those too senile to remember, TPC published it's own exposé of the degenerate children from Hell way back in the dark days of 2023. Here it is is three parts:

 

We suspected something vile years ago and now a court has agreed. 

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

The extra layer of tin foil in my hat must make all the difference.  I don't think feel I've ever heard the offending commercial.  Nor do I want to.  Thank Marx that I am currently completely unaware of the rest of the "scandal".  Who are these Comrades with such a disproportionate share of the People's Loot that they have enough to donate an automobile?  Sounds like the redistribution has been neglected.  

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Who are these Comrades with such a disproportionate share of the People's Loot that they have enough to donate an automobile?  Sounds like the redistribution has been neglected.

They're not comrades, they're grifters. Any charitable organization that uses cash from donated liquefiable assets for purposes other than those represented by said organization's charter is a grift machine. 

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

Misidentification of the miscreants noted.

Somehow this all seems familiar and repetitious.  

Solyndra comes to mind.  Over a hundred million dollars to a company described as a "photovoltaic cell manufacturer" that folded without producing a single solar cell but not before donating most of the taxpayer funds to PACs supporting the Democrat Party.  Does that count?

More recently the "Feed The Kids" (how do we know they didn't mean juvenile goats?) Learing Centers.  Carl Sagan (billions and billions) amounts of taxpayer dollars funding lavish lifestyles, probably funneled into Democrat campaigns (still waiting for that shoe to drop), but definitely not feeding any kids or barnyard animals.  That sort of thing?

Can my Cubic Comrades help me with other historic examples of The Grift?  I'm certain there are many I've missed.

I think feel I'm on the right correct path.

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Can my Cubic Comrades help me with other historic examples of The Grift?  I'm certain there are many I've missed.

While you're waiting and if you're not too busy, I know of a Nigerian Prince who has an urgent request.

[Fodder For Cossacks]

Who are these Comrades with such a disproportionate share of the People's Loot that they have enough to donate an automobile?  Sounds like the redistribution has been neglected.

They're not comrades, they're grifters. Any charitable organization that uses cash from donated liquefiable assets for purposes other than those represented by said organization's charter is a grift machine. 

Komrade General

The ads still can be seen with the twerps in their curious black and pink costumes as propaganda on intel run "you decide" Newsmax.  Perhaps Fox also. At least we are spared the recent Social Media Woke crap of females with long hair parted in the middle and bald males. Well, they are too young for that. 
 

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Komrade General

The ads still can be seen with the twerps in their curious black and pink costumes as propaganda on intel run "you decide" Newsmax.  Perhaps Fox also. At least we are spared the recent Social Media Woke crap of females with long hair parted in the middle and bald males. Well, they are too young for that. 

Komrade "General"???  Thanks for the promotion.

Anyway, I have my own copy of the original video in case I'm poisoned. The vid works better than syrup of Ipecac.

 

[jackalopelipsky]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

Misidentification of the miscreants noted.

Somehow this all seems familiar and repetitious.  

Solyndra comes to mind.  Over a hundred million dollars to a company described as a "photovoltaic cell manufacturer" that folded without producing a single solar cell but not before donating most of the taxpayer funds to PACs supporting the Democrat Party.  Does that count?

More recently the "Feed The Kids" (how do we know they didn't mean juvenile goats?) Learing Centers.  Carl Sagan (billions and billions) amounts of taxpayer dollars funding lavish lifestyles, probably funneled into Democrat campaigns (still waiting for that shoe to drop), but definitely not feeding any kids or barnyard animals.  That sort of thing?

Can my Cubic Comrades help me with other historic examples of The Grift?  I'm certain there are many I've missed.

I think feel I'm on the right correct path.

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon

In Dallas, grifters have “cracked the proverbial code” to tapping in to Federal Funding to homelessness, Abominable Red Salmon.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Shameless website self-promotional advertisement.

[Ellsworth Toohey]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

The extra layer of tin foil in my hat must make all the difference.  I don't think feel I've ever heard the offending commercial.  Nor do I want to.  Thank Marx that I am currently completely unaware of the rest of the "scandal".  Who are these Comrades with such a disproportionate share of the People's Loot that they have enough to donate an automobile?  Sounds like the redistribution has been neglected.  

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon

"I don't think feel I've ever heard the offending commercial"

Komrade, you have truly been blessed by Lenin if that is the case.
 

[jackalopelipsky]

Who are these Comrades with such a disproportionate share of the People's Loot that they have enough to donate an automobile?  Sounds like the redistribution has been neglected.

They're not comrades, they're grifters. Any charitable organization that uses cash from donated liquefiable assets for purposes other than those represented by said organization's charter is a grift machine. 

Komrade General

The ads still can be seen with the twerps in their curious black and pink costumes as propaganda on intel run "you decide" Newsmax.  Perhaps Fox also. At least we are spared the recent Social Media Woke crap of females with long hair parted in the middle and bald males. Well, they are too young for that. 
 

Look at the devolution of children “employed” abused by socialist grifters.

Something "happened" while making this ad. "It" happened to the "band" as a whole. Grifting Leftists Socmericialized the children as they were grifting a charity that would make sure G'ma's 1978 Crown Victoria was in a more deserving comrade's garage, for tax purposes.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Apologies, Comrade Fodder, I was replying but errantly overwrote your original reply to which this is an answer.

...on the radio today I heard a "rock" version of the jingle. Be prepared. Madison Ave is not going to give up on this.

A "rock" version? It has to be better than the tired, plodding reggae-inspired version.

And yes, it is lip-synched. When the little girl delivers her pitch in an Alvin and the Chipmunks voice, it's a dead giveaway. 

[Fodder For Cossacks]

Apologies, Comrade Fodder, I was replying but errantly overwrote your original reply to which this is an answer.

...on the radio today I heard a "rock" version of the jingle. Be prepared. Madison Ave is not going to give up on this.

A "rock" version? It has to be better than the tired, plodding reggae-inspired version.

And yes, it is lip-synched. When the little girl delivers her pitch in an Alvin and the Chipmunks voice, it's a dead giveaway. 

Comrade Colonel

Thank you for that because I thought all along that the original was Rockabilly. Certainly the first time I was sandbagged by it via the radio it was most definitely Country and Western of the pickin' and singin' on the porch variation. Jes' folks.

I think now we have to classify it as agitprop.

I have posted this elsewhere, but we might consider the following as an effective countermeasure, although it might go over their heads:

https:/ /upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Toscanini_-_The_Internationale_%28Russian_version%2C_1944%29.flac

You might want to listen to this yourself over and over and I can assure you that you would forget the jingle.

An alternative would be the recording of the march "Dixie" by Arthur Fiedler and the Boston Pops. It could be released in time for July 4th and the kids could be appropriately costumed in Blue and Gray - or something. But on second thought the Chicoms might use it to divide us racially, whoever "us" are.

The reaction on Social Media would be a treat to watch on a slow day with the yaks, in any case.

Yours...