The People's Cube - Political Satire

Apologies, comrades, at my tardy reporting of this evil RethugliKKKan plan to deploy evil robots to eat noble Al Qaeda freedom fighters, but I was only alerted of this development from the British Broadcasting Communists a few days ago.

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Why is there so much talk of Robots?
When I see the word robot around here it is always preceded by evil or killer.

After many years of discrimination and systematic disenfranchisement,I finally came to the CUBE seeking equality and a utopia free of petty prejudice.

It is needless to say this is one pissed off Prolebot!

Holy garbage Batman! We need to send our al-Queda friends some nukes so they can use the EMP blast to disable these heartless machines.

Yes. These machines should be employed not on Dear Leader's fellow believers, but rather on Dear Leader's true enemies - the Rethuglicans, of course. Oh, if only we could figure out a way to bring all Al-Qaeda freedom fighter to the USSA so that they could be under the guiding hand and care of Dear Leader via his USSA Attorney General Eric Holder - protector of all innocent freedom fighters for Islam.