The People's Cube - Political Satire

Obama applies Progressively Nuanced Policy to halt Iran's efforts to build nuclear weapons. The REUTERS picture at the left shows Obama forcefully confronting Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad face-to-face to draw a line not to be crossed by Iran in its efforts to build nuclear weapons. Obama White House insiders say that Obama adapted this policy from America's first Progressive President, Teddy Roosevelt.

Experts at Harvard's John F. Kennedy School of Government laud Obama for his deft applicaton of such Progressively Nuanced Forgeign Policy. However, some critical voices can also be heard: Jimmy Carter said, "President Obama is shamelessly plagiarizing my foreign policy without giving me any credit whatsoever. Indeed, many experts at Foggy Bottom have anonymously reported to the Washington Post that Obama has been rummaging through archived notes of my foreign policy."

Said White House Press Spokesman Robert Gibbs, "Back during the 2008 Campaign, the extremist Republican Vice Presidential Candidate, Sarah Palin, actually attempted to ridicule Obama's pledge to "negotiate with Ahmadinejad unconditionally, but is she now ready to apologize for such reckless criticism of such nuanced foreign policy instead of the "cowboy" (or "mama grizzly") foreign policy that McCain/Palin would have followed."
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Additional REUTERS news photographs included farther down in this article show the Progressive nature of Obama's progress in applying this Progressively Nuanced Strategy to halt Iran's previously unrelenting march toward building nuclear weapons.


As shown by the picture immediately above, the Progressively Nuanced Strategy enables President Obama to always be at least two steps ahead of Ahmadinejad while using his "Balk Softly" and "Big Schtick" strategy to keep Ahmadinejad from slipping past Obama.

But the truely Progressive Effects of this Nuanced Strategy is even more clearly revealed in the REUTERS picture below, which shows that no matter how much Ahmadinejad may be attempting to "slip past" Obama, this strategy has consistently enabled Obama to always be at least two steps ahead of Ahmadinejad:


As the picture above clearly shows, by patiently following the Progressively Nuanced Strategy, Obama has now made it virtually impossible for Ahmadinejad to slip past him at any time in the future.


Of course, what Ahmadinejad does not know is that Obama expects to levitate before drawing the final line, at which point he expects Ahmadinejad to go two steps too far. Can he levitate? All we need to do is to Hope that the answer is "Yes, he Can."

It's about time you returned, we thought you had defected. Your family has been arrested. Please report to Party headquarters at your earliest convenience to explain your unauthorized absence.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:It's about time you returned, we thought you had defected. Your family has been arrested. Please report to Party headquarters at your earliest convenience to explain your unauthorized absence.

My laptop is on its last leg-- a problem caused by a laptop dancer I encountered in DeeCee on September 12, 2010, when I was spying on the hordes of thought-criminals who were there en masse. My technical guru is struggling to solve my problem but to solve my security needs, he's probably going to have to build another laptop from scratch. I plan to offer to trade the laptop dancer to whichever high party official is currently holding my family hostage.

The laptop dancer bears a striking resemblance to Anna Chapman. She was a great spy until she was exposed, and it was her exposure which also led to many comrades becoming afflicted with thought-crimes (but not the political type).

Let me know when/where I can make the trade. Lucky for my wife, she's much more attractive than Anna Chapman.

I'm way behind on several other matters (unrelated to the Cube), but I expect to soon put-on my special disguise for entering Party Headquarters.

--Thought-Crime Warden.

Vladimir_Scratchanitch wrote:I think I would have shown a golf club instead of a purple stick.

And more than likely, that's how he gets along with Michelle too.

Come to think of it, that's exactly how I handle my wife about what little is left in the bank account.

Swing Softly & Carry a Wood?? --Though-Crime Warden

Now peoples out there......is not to be worrying about this situation ! Dear Leader has complete control of everythings and has already solution for this predicament :

I do not understand any problem. Dear Leader wants peace and Akcmyjahdist wants piece, so there would be plenty of peace.

ooooh, I like that white flag! Comrade Krasnodar, I hope you brought enough to share with the deserving collective.

Regarding quotations attributed to Jimmy Carter-- It's obvious that his plagiarism claim against Obama has merit.




Thus, Carter is finally right about something.

Update 2011:
The above video was removed by the evil Reich Wing Tea Baggers to silence the truth of Comrade Kook.

Peace be upon you Comrade Kook.

I found video proof that something strange is going on in Jerusalem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xb9JoG ... r_embedded#

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