Comrades!
Now that
Global Warming Climate Change Climate Disruption is
pulp fiction popscience settled science, it is imparative that all must accept it and reduce their carbon dioxide emmissions at once...or face the environmental inquisition where
death carbon neutrality awaits you all with big, nasty, ugly, pointed teeth!
That said, we are met with another interesting Party Paradox that must be reconciled: If one is a
Global Warming Climate Change Climate Disruption "Denier," then one must
face death become carbon neutral as a result of their
heresydissent. Yet, on the other hand, if one
has drank the Koolaid has put faith in is a true believer in is commited to Global
Warming Climate Change Climate Disruption as
settled scientific hypothesis theory LAW, then one must
stop breathing commit suicide force oneself to become carbopn neutral. I
am sure hope (& change) that the Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) will soon issue
a fatwa guidance as to how we must proceed. This is most perplexing...most perplexing indeed.
And while this is all well and good and should properly alarm us, I am much more concerned with an insidious toxin that is at least as dangerous as the carbon dioxide we are in a hissy over --
dihydrogen monoxide!
Everyday, thousands of gallons of these horrific solvents enter our lakes, streams, rivers, ocean, and other bodies of water...not to mention our precious wetlands. It has been known to cause the untimely
death carbon neutrality of hundreds, perhaps thousands of people each year. Did you all know that more than 60% of the planet is covered in this vile and poisonous pollutant?!
And I know that because it is so dangerous and vile that it is an anthropogenic pollutant! That much is given! And yet no one seems to want to do anything about it! Not even the EPA! Do a Google search on this stuff! See for yourselves (
https://www.dhmo.org/)!
Along with carbon neutrality, all good progs must seek a global ban on the proliferation and use of dihydrogen monoxide...before it is too late!
And me, personally....I
NEVER use the stuff!
BAN [OR SEVERLY TAX]CARBON DIOXIDE EMISSIONS!!!
BAN [OR SEVERLY TAX] THE USE OF DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!!!
THIS IS THE ONLY PLANET WE HAVE!!!
WE MUST DO IT FOR THE CHILDERN
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