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12/29/2010, 7:18 pm
Red Square
By Oleg Atbashian
First published in PJ Media
The two women who showed up early for my book signing at a small bookstore in Houston, TX, never even bothered to open my book. Wearing knowing smiles, they engaged me in a bizarre discussion that wound up leaping all around the known and unknown universe. They hadn't the slightest curiosity about my ideas as an ex-Soviet immigrant in America, or what I had to say about my experience working inside the two ideologically opposed systems. As it turned out, they had spotted my flyer in the store window the day before, and the book's title -
Shakedown Socialism - had enraged them so much that they decided to return the following day and give me a piece of their collective mind.
Their act almost made me feel as if I were back in the USSR, where the harassment of people with my opinions was the norm. The shorter, pudgier woman was the soloist bully, while her skinnier, older comrade provided backup vocals and noise effects. The duo's repertoire was an eclectic collection of unoriginal talking points, each branded with an almost legible label: NPR, Air America, MSNBC, and so on. Not only were those mental fragments mismatched in key and rhythm; the very existence of harmony seemed an unfamiliar concept to them. But compared to the hard-core screaming I used to hear from card-carrying Soviet bullies, this was almost elevator music. If I had survived the original cast, I could certainly handle a watered-down remake.

Framed on their terms, the debate zigzagged from the evils of unbridled capitalism to global warming to Bush's wars for oil to Sarah Palin's stupidity. Since my opponents wouldn't give me a chance to respond, I soon became bored and tried to entertain myself by redirecting the flow of mental detritus against itself in a way that would cause its own annihilation. I did that by asking questions.
I remembered an old trick invented in the fifth century B.C. by Socrates. Instead of telling people what he thought was true, Socrates asked
seemingly simple questions that put his opponents on the path of finding the truth for themselves. Seeking genuine knowledge rather than mere victory in an argument, Socrates used his questions to cross-examine the hypotheses, assumptions, and axioms that subconsciously shaped the opinions of his opponents, drawing out the contradictions and inconsistencies they relied on.
As the two women faced my questions, their knowing smiles turned to scowls. Sometimes they would backtrack and correct their previous statements; sometimes, they would angrily storm out of the room in the manner of Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg on
The View with Bill O'Reilly. After a while they would return with more talking points, and then they had to answer another logical question. My friends who witnessed the scene told me later they saw the shorter bully beginning to foam at the mouth.
Some heads contain an enormous number of facts that never bind with one another to form a fertile soil from which original ideas will grow. Each piece of information exists independently from the others, all of them continuously shifting and rolling around like grains of sand, forming ephemeral dunes in the lifeless deserts of their minds.
The "open-minded" owners of such heads like to open their minds in the company of peers and admire each other's fanciful sandy mindscapes. Every new whiff of wind or shaking of the head tosses the sand in more quirky patterns, forming new whimsical outlines. As previously covered facts are exposed and facts once exposed are concealed, a semblance of new ideas will emerge without any true change in content.
A similar effect is achieved when the content of such minds is raked by "intellectual" authors, filmmakers, and politicians - a practice they immensely enjoy, calling it a "spiritual" experience. They think of themselves as "intellectuals" while denying this title to anyone with a consistent, original mind. To have structured values is an unpardonable
faux pas in their circles. Those who challenge them get sand thrown in their eyes - the punishment I was being subjected to at the Houston bookstore.
In return, I reminded my opponents about the existence of the scientific method of discovery - a logical device that had made Western civilization so successful in the past, but had now been abandoned by "progressive" thinkers. The resulting cognitive dissonance made them disoriented. In due course, they panicked and walked out, never to come back.
A few weeks later I
told this story to Maggie Roddin, a radio talk show host in Philadelphia. Maggie asked me to recall some of the questions, but I could only remember a few. She insisted that I write them down to share with her audience. As I did so, more questions began to pop up. Some were new, while others I had been asking for years while trying to make sense of my American experience. The resulting list may not exactly fit the definition of Socratic questioning. But in my defense, even Socrates couldn't possibly envision the scale of absurdity a political argument could reach in the 21st century.
Dear Americans, these are some questions I have collected in 16 years of living in your country. Please see if you can answer them for me:
- If all cultures are equal, why doesn't UNESCO organize International Cannibalism Week festivals?
- Why do those demanding "equal pay for equal work" never protest against "equal pay for little or no work"?
- Why has no politician ever run on men's issues or promised to improve the lives of males?
- If all beliefs are equally valid, how come my belief in the absurdity of this maxim gets rejected by its proponents?
- Ever noticed that for the past thirty years, we've been hearing we have less than ten years to save the planet?
- Once a politician labels the truth as hate speech, can anyone trust him to speak the truth afterward?
- If a politician gets elected by the poor on a promise to eliminate poverty, wouldn't fulfilling his promise destroy his voting base? Wouldn't he rather benefit from the growing numbers of poor people? Isn't this an obvious conflict of interests?
- How did the "war on poverty" end? Has there been a peace treaty or a ceasefire? Who is the occupying force and who are the insurgents?
- Why weren't there demonstrations with anti-feudal slogans under feudal rule? And under Stalin, no anti-communist demonstrations? And under Hitler, no anti-fascist demonstrations? In a free capitalist society, anti-capitalist demonstrations are commonplace. Is capitalism really the worst system?
- If capitalism makes some people rich without making others poor, who will benefit when capitalism is destroyed?
- If the poor in America have things that people in other countries can only dream about, why is there a movement to make America more like those other countries?
- Why, on the rare occasions when Obama's actions benefit America, does his base get angry? And every time his actions are hurting this nation, his base is happy? Who exactly are these people?
- If cutting out the middleman lowers the price, why are we paying the government to stand between us and the markets?
- If racial profiling is an abomination, what do you make of the last presidential election?
- After Eric Holder called Americans a nation of cowards, what has he done personally to help the situation?
- If diversity training benefits everyone, why do those classes mostly consist of white heterosexual males?
- Why is a huge poisonous cloud over a volcano considered magnificent - but a smokestack over an American factory is ugly and harmful?
- How many Kyoto Protocols are rendered pointless by one medium-sized volcanic eruption?
- Why is burning gas in my car hurting the planet, but setting fire to housing developments in California is saving it?
- Why does Hollywood glamorize drug addicts, criminals, liberal Democrats, and mentally challenged people? What do they all have in common?
- How come Hollywood can always find a good side in thugs, but never in businesspeople? What was the last movie that pictured a self-reliant, industrious man as a role model?
- If it's capitalist greed that forces Hollywood to exploit the lowest human instincts, why didn't the same greed force Hollywood to exploit America's patriotism and make war movies showing the U.S. presence in Iraq and Afghanistan as a force for good? Wouldn't one such film bring more green cash than all the anti-American flops in the recent years? Where was Hollywood's capitalist greed then?
- How come those calling Sarah Palin a "bimbo" often look like part of Paris Hilton's entourage?
- If there are no absolutes and family is an antiquated tool of bourgeois oppression, why is having gay marriage an absolute must?
- Would you know from the media coverage that there are more sex offenders among public school teachers then among Catholic priests? How come the church gets the blame and the Department of Education doesn't?
- Why is the media so outspoken about sex abusers being priests, but avoids calling them homosexual pedophiles? Who are they afraid to offend?
- Why do those who decry modern civilization never live far from shopping centers and why don't they grind their coffee with a stone ax?
- If we are called a "consumer society" because we consume, why aren't we also called an "excreter society" because we excrete? For that matter we also sleep, dream, talk, think, invent, play music, raise children, feel pain, get sick and die. Many of us work for a living. Why aren't we called a "producer society" because we produce the things we consume? Who puts these labels on us and for what purpose?
- How come the unselfish Americans hate their country out of personal frustrations, while the selfish ones defend America with their lives?
- If describing terrorists as freedom fighters is justified by the journalistic principle of neutrality, what is the name of the principle that justifies describing U.S. troops as rapists and murderers?
- When the media portrays the killing of terrorists as "slaughter of civilians," while slaughter of civilians is portrayed as "resistance to occupation," is the media really being neutral? Whose side are they really on?
- If Hollywood types are so opposed to capitalism, why is there a warning against unauthorized distribution of their movies?
- Why is experimenting on animals cruel, but experimenting on human embryos compassionate?
- How come industrial logging is a crime against nature, but the destruction of forests by wildfires is a natural cycle of life?
- Why do those who object to tampering with the environment approve of tampering with the economy? Isn't the economy also a fragile ecosystem where a sudden change can trigger a devastating chain reaction?
- Isn't the latest economic crisis such a chain reaction?
- Aren't most of today's social ills the result of tampering with social ecosystems?
- Why is bioengineering bad, but social engineering good?
- If Al Gore is right and our consumption of the planet's resources is a moral issue, doesn't that make genocide an ethical solution? How about an artificial famine? What would Al Gore choose?
- If being a winner in nature's struggle for survival is selfish, does being extinct make you an altruist?
- Since our planet's resources are limited, wouldn't the ultimate act of environmental activism be to stop eating and starve to death?
- How come those who hate humanity for its faults are called "humanists" but those who love humanity for its virtues are called "hate-mongers"?
- If economic ups and downs are natural cycles, why is the downturn always blamed on unbridled capitalism, but the upturn is the result of a wise leadership of a Democrat president?
- Why is there never a media story praising capitalism for the booming economy?
- Ever noticed that those who demand "power to the people" also believe that people can't do anything right without government supervision?
- How exactly does dependency on the government increase "people power"?
- Why is there never a headline that says "Government program ends as its intended goal has been achieved"?
- How come so many anti-American radicals are wearing American brands, listen to American music, watch American movies, and play American video games on computers designed by American engineers?
- Why do advocates for higher taxes have accountants advising them how they can pay smaller taxes? Wouldn't you expect them instead to seek advice on how to give away more of their income to the IRS? Or at least not to hire accountants at all?
- Can you name one person who paid the IRS more than he owed because he trusted the government to put his money to good use?
- Did it occur to any of the 9/11 Truthers that a government conspiracy to murder thousands of people would have also included a plan to rub out a few troublemakers?
- If U.S. oil companies own everyone in Washington, how come they allowed Congress to grill them for the alleged price gouging - and to broadcast it on C-Span?
- Why didn't Congress also grill Hugo Chavez, Vladimir Putin, and a guy named Abdullah Ibn Abdul Aziz Bin Abdulrahman Bin Faisal Bin Turki Bin Abdullah Bin Muhammad al Saud?
- Why are windfall profits a problem when they enrich U.S. companies that pay billions in taxes - but when Hugo Chavez uses the same windfall profits to fund Marxist guerillas in Colombia, it's not a big deal?
- If George W. Bush was an oil-thirsty dictator, why couldn't he in eight years get permission from Congress to drill in ANWR? And why didn't that failure in any way hurt his dictatorial reputation with the media?
- If it's true that the media emphasized bad news and harassed President Bush only because they competed for ratings, what changed now? Aren't they worried that today's emphasis on good news from the White House will destroy their ratings and make journalism irrelevant?
- And finally, if all opinions are equal, how come a liberal who disagrees with a conservative is open-minded, but a conservative who disagrees with a liberal is a bigot?
I hope you will find my questions handy. Feel free to pass them around and propose some of your own in the comments below.
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The drawing of Socrates was made by Simon Fraser, Scotland
12/29/2010, 7:21 pm
Red Square
I wanted to illustrate my reference to Back in the USSR with this picture I found on some French website, but there was no place for it.
12/29/2010, 8:10 pm
General Confusion
Comrade Square:
"had enraged them so much that they decided to return the following day and give me a piece of their collective mind".
Those ladies were very generous in trying to share a commodity which they suffered such an acute shortage of.
Perhaps sharing with them that was not the "piece" you had in mind might have helped.
12/29/2010, 8:19 pm
Khruelchev
Comrade Square. I am in deep physical pain. I am in the emerging People's Socialist gulag of Houston and did not know you were here! We could have enjoyed the radioactive bouquet of the tap water together!! That or some fine beet-vodka I keep in my Peoples Collective storage (Party members only).
Please include my email in the collective notification list next time you are through here. That or I will remove my tin foil cap long enough to receive Laika's transmitted messages clearly.
12/29/2010, 11:09 pm
Red Square
Comrade Khruelchev - that information
had been declassified prior to my visit and all Party members had diligently studied and memorized it. A special tribunal is being assembled as we speak to investigate the reasons why you were not in receipt of the Party memo. Do not make an attempt to leave, your presence may be required for interrogation.
12/29/2010, 11:51 pm
Great Stalin's Ghost
I was talking to a women once, (an obvious refugee from the Summer of Love) who insisted that the United States was a fascist dictatorship. And this was after Obama's election. I tried asking her logical questions but she only answered (very loudly) in non sequiturs and bizarre talking points until I asked her what she read. Marx, Trotsky, and other heavyweight thinkers were on her list.
12/30/2010, 12:49 am
Red Rooster
Comrades,
It's clear that this satirical neo-kulak piece is devastating to the reicht wingers, imagine having every question you would want answered put out for no response....
Hey wait, that sounds like D.C..... BACK TO YOUR SHOVELS!!!!
12/30/2010, 12:16 pm
Saul Alinsky
My Dear Comrade Red Square,
I must do a better job at keeping you informed.
They read my book before showing up at the book store. There is a tried and proven way to resolve this slight impass.... it's been done before. Have a beer, with them, on the White House patio with Comrade Obama presiding. Be sure to chase it with Comrade-Obama's special Kool-Aide.
No need to be concerned about the weather, manmade global warming prevails.
All the best,
Saul
12/30/2010, 3:50 pm
Jobowobo
Comrade Red Square, I have a brilliant idea for your next book, a book of questions!
12/30/2010, 6:42 pm
KR2004
Wow, those are great questions to ask, and I would love to hear the answers to them. Wish I was there to watch the disscussion with those women. Would have been funny to watch them get confused and angry. You should post where you are going to have your next Book signings (if you don't already), especually when you come to St. Charles, MO.
12/31/2010, 12:10 am
Leninka
Comrade KR2004,
I was there, and about all of these women could come up with were progressive Current Truths we have all heard before like: "If we hadn't gone to Iraq, we would have the money for health care." So there was nothing original in their answers. Which proves the axiom that when one is confronted with the inconvenient truth and all you have in your armory is a list of memorized lies, you will soon find yourself frothing at the mouth. I can attest to the one prog's frothing, and her face was beet red, too.
12/31/2010, 12:27 am
Commissarka Pinkie
My Dearest, Reddest, Squarest One. This is one of the most brilliant things I've read all year--and that's saying something, forasmuch as the year is practically over. (To think I could've waited till next week to read it and still be able to say the same thing.)
I've also asked many of those questions, but have never gotten a straight answer--and I was born here, which means I've been in this country only a few years longer than you.
12/31/2010, 12:46 am
AbecedariusRex
What a wonderful exchange of ideas. They share some and you share some and they share a little more and you share some more. Isn't it great when all members of the party are on the same groovy wavelength.
No, seriously, the older I get the more I realize that some people really are insane; and what's worse, they don't even think that they are. Take our man, Socrates, for instance - he confronts a youth of Athens, a Euthyphro of Athens actually, on the steps of the courthouse and after a series of questions discovers that the man has absolutely no idea what he's talking about when it comes to piety. Just like your harpy duo there he too stormed off having "very important things to do".
12/31/2010, 5:04 am
Kommisar Shitski
Comrade Square,
The next time you find yourself in a contentious discussion over proper collektiv thought with a pair of babushkas, consider handing them each a Peoples' Cube from your well-stocked state store. That should keep them occupied for hours of revolutionary reflection and anti-capitalist contentment.
12/31/2010, 12:29 pm
Red Square
Pinkie - one of these questions, if memory serves me well, was taken from one of your posts. Guess which one.
In addition, here's another appropriate visual of the progressive mind, from a while ago:

12/31/2010, 1:34 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
My mind was even more opened to the reality of open-mindedness when once long ago two lesbian coworkers told me they were looking for a more "open minded" church to attend. Without realizing what I was doing, I just mentioned conversationally that I had learned that open-mindedness was simply a different dogma. To be close minded meant you believed a, b, and c. To be open minded meant you believed d, e, and f. They stopped talking. One glared at me hatefully while the other made a shooting motion at me with an imaginary, believe it or not, handgun. I think that experience taught me much about about the nature of open-mindedness.
Then there was the pro-life rally. Literally we were gathered peacefully singing hymns while some open minded college age students were across the street shouting, "Racist, sexist, anti-gay! Born again bigot, go away!" One girl walked on over to mock us in drama with, "No! I cannot think for myself! For I am a DOG, chained to a fascist master!" Of course, she never bothered to hang around to actually talk with any of us to understand our point of view, because that might have threatened her open-minded view that we were all knuckle dragging Neanderthal dogs chained to our fascist master.
12/31/2010, 2:16 pm
Opiate of the People
Why are people that are considered greedy corporatists when they are in private business suddenly become selfless altruists when they run for office as Liberal Democrats?
If government-run anything is theoretically superior to private enterprise because of the lack of a need to make a profit, wouldn't any such potential advantage be obviated by the lack of a need to control costs?
If a government-run enterprise has no fear of failure, does it also have no incentive to be successful or efficient?
Why is it that companies making profits by selling goods to people who freely buy them and distributing those profits to shareholders as dividends an example of greed but government unions making demands which taxpayers are forced to fulfill and then distributing those proceeds as benefits to their members an example of benevolence?
How come the loudest voices warning us about excessive consumption and global warming all have to travel around in private jets and limos to do so?
12/31/2010, 4:17 pm
Ivan Betinov
Why is aborting a child seen as a moral act and human right while the execution of a multiple murderer is seen as an immoral act and a violation of human rights?
12/31/2010, 4:38 pm
Kim_Jung_Il'n
Opiate of the People wrote:....Why is it that companies making profits by selling goods to people who freely buy them and distributing those profits to shareholders as dividends an example of greed but government unions making demands which taxpayers are forced to fulfill and then distributing those proceeds as benefits to their members an example of benevolence?
Comrade this is obvious! The capitalist steals by inflating prices to drive the people into poverty and destroy the revolution! The state workers kollective removes evil profit incentive and ingeniously replaces with state mandated quotas of production, price and equal wages for the great people of the revolution!
Comrade, your questions have been noted and you are being watched!
12/31/2010, 4:46 pm
Kim_Jung_Il'n
A concerned comrade asked me this dangerous question:
If the imperialist capitalist nation of Amerikkka is so bad, why are there so many people risking death to escape their oppressive country and immigrate to Amerikkka?
Answer is quite simple concerned comrade: In the glorious DPRK, they are not escaping: We are purging DPRK of undesirable criminals. This will ensure the quick downfall of Amerikkka.
12/31/2010, 5:00 pm
Kim_Jung_Il'n

Comrades, although I wish to answer all of the people's questions that you send to me, I am not Dear Abbey! I am the leader of the DPRK! I cannot get to them all so therefore I will answer one more from another concerned comrade but then I must go inspect my nucrear power prant:
What is the most effective way to re-educate a dissident?
Concerned comrade we thought that here in the DPRK we were the kings of re-education with our cutting edge techniques, but we have found that our comrade sisters in Amerikkka have created a new method, cutting re-education time in half. The code name for this method is "The View". Dissidents subjected to "The View" were quickly re-educated or died in some extreme cases.
12/31/2010, 6:57 pm
Commissarka Pinkie
Red Square wrote:Pinkie - one of these questions, if memory serves me well, was taken from one of your posts. Guess which one.
The one about how for the past thirty years we've only had less than ten to save the planet sounds like something I wrote recently, but I can't remember which thread.
In the meantime, I have other questions/observations you may wish to steal or even sell to others:
If Obama is the greatest leader the world has ever known, and if health care reform is the greatest thing to happen to America since he was elected, then why does the Left consider the term “Obamacare” to be a pejorative?
Why does “pro choice” apply only to choosing an abortion? Why isn't it considered “pro choice” if I choose to have the baby?
Wouldn't it make the death penalty more humane if, instead of lethal injection, they stabbed scissors into the condemned's skull and then suctioned out his brains?
If you believe in evolution and natural selection, then how do you justify interfering with it by claiming special protection for certain select species?
If marriage is old-fashioned, “just a piece of paper” and a form of slavery in which one partner oppresses the other, then why do you want it for gay people?
If you don't agree with the policies/beliefs of your chosen religious denomination, then why don't you leave that church and choose one better aligned with your belief system, instead of agitating for the one you're already in to change just to suit you?
Why should religion—which originates from one eternal, spiritual entity—change and evolve according to the dictates of popular culture, while science—which originates from fallible humans who come and go through the ages—can be settled once and for all, with an end declared to any debate?
So you want to give “reparations” to a certain group of people because of something bad that happened to their ancestors more than a century ago. Is it fair that only the current generation at the time reparations are enacted should benefit, or do you mean to pay reparations in perpetuity, from one generation to the next? After how many generations and hundreds of years will reparations be determined to have finally compensated for the suffering of one's ancestors? Will it be for the same length of time as the suffering that took place?
Is there a statute of limitations on slavery reparations? If not, then shouldn't Egypt pay reparations to Israel? How about Italy to Greece?
If conservatives are mentally challenged/ill/deranged/whatever, shouldn't that make them eligible for disability benefits? Don't you think they're more deserving of your boundless compassion?
Why does the Left denounce the conservative agenda by saying it's tantamount to forcing one's beliefs down others' throats, and that “you can't legislate morality”, only to ram its own agenda down everyone's throats by proclaiming it's “a moral issue/imperative” and that not to support it is “immoral”?
12/31/2010, 8:19 pm
Comradette Anne
A healthy exchange of questions indeed, Comrade Red Square. These lovely prog ladies have invited an exciting round of discussion in confronting you in their knowledge. Not turning a single page in a book is as absorbant in knowledge of the Right as not listening to Rush Windbag or not watching Blubbering Beck.
It's not uncommon when confronting a Leftist that they will devolve into incoherent anger when questions to their ideological groupthink are proposed. This pseudo-Sotocratic method is interesting indeed, as is the desert analogy. I do have a few questions for the progs myself:
- Why is a lucrative conservative considered a "corporate piggish fat-cat," but a lucrative leftist considered a "public loving philanthropist that speaks truth to power"?
- What is the origin of this logic of "If we spend more, it will cost less"
- How are you "for the children" when your policies involve not only dismembering children at their most fragile stages of life (even denying that they are children), but preventing children from having all the luxuries that accompany childhood, like toy guns, candy, cartoons, bake sales, and well-deserved trophies that aren't consolation prizes?
- How has what you consider the most charitable and humane ideology been responsible for the highest death-tolls in the histories of China, Cambodia, Ukraine, Russia, et al.?
1/1/2011, 4:19 pm
neotrotsky
Happy New Year
I only wish you were able to video tape your meeting with the "great minds"
It would have been very entertaining (in a progressive way of course)
1/1/2011, 4:27 pm
Obamugabe
Science as Falsification
The following excerpt was originally published in Conjectures and Refutations (1963).
by Karl R. Popper
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Popper
Mystery item No. 1 When I received the list of participants in this course and realized that I had been asked to speak to philosophical colleagues I thought, after some hesitation and consolation, that you would probably prefer me to speak about those problems which interests me most, and about those developments with which I am most intimately acquainted. I therefore decided to do what I have never done before: to give you a report on my own work in the philosophy of science, since the autumn 1919 when I first begin to grapple with the problem, "When should a theory be ranked as scientific?" or "Is there a criterion for the scientific character or status of a theory?"
The problem which troubled me at the time was neither, "When is a theory true?" nor "When is a theory acceptable?" my problem was different. I wished to distinguish between science and pseudo-science; knowing very well that science often errs, and that pseudoscience may happen to stumble on the truth.
I knew, of course, the most widely accepted answer to my problem: that science is distinguished from pseudoscience—or from "metaphysics"—by its empirical method, which is essentially inductive, proceeding from observation or experiment. But this did not satisfy me. On the contrary, I often formulated my problem as one of distinguishing between a genuinely empirical method and a non-empirical or even pseudo-empirical method — that is to say, a method which, although it appeals to observation and experiment, nevertheless does not come up to scientific standards. The latter method may be exemplified by astrology, with its stupendous mass of empirical evidence based on observation — on horoscopes and on biographies.
But as it was not the example of astrology which lead me to my problem, I should perhaps briefly describe the atmosphere in which my problem arose and the examples by which it was stimulated. After the collapse of the Austrian empire there had been a revolution in Austria: the air was full of revolutionary slogans and ideas, and new and often wild theories. Among the theories which interested me Einstein's theory of relativity was no doubt by far the most important. The three others were Marx's theory of history, Freud's psycho-analysis, and Alfred Adler's so-called "individual psychology."
There was a lot of popular nonsense talked about these theories, and especially about relativity (as still happens even today), but I was fortunate in those who introduced me to the study of this theory. We all—the small circle of students to which I belong—were thrilled with the result of Eddington's eclipse observations which in 1919 brought the first important confirmation of Einstein's theory of gravitation. It was a great experience for us, and one which had a lasting influence on my intellectual development.
The three other theories I have mentioned were also widely discussed among students at the time. I myself happened to come into personal contact with Alfred Adler, and even to cooperate with him in his social work among the children and young people in the working-class districts of Vienna where he had established social guidance clinics.
It was the summer of 1919 that I began to feel more and more dissatisfied with these three theories—the Marxist theory of history, psycho-analysis, and individual psychology; and I began to feel dubious about their claims to scientific status. My problem perhaps first took the simple form, "What is wrong with Marxism, psycho-analysis, and individual psychology? Why are they so different from physical theories, from Newton's theory, and especially from the theory of relativity?"
To make this contrast clear I should explain that few of us at the time would have said that we believed in the truth of Einstein's theory of gravitation. This shows that it was not my doubting the truth of those three other theories which bothered me, but something else. Yet neither was it that I nearly felt mathematical physics to be more exact than sociological or psychological type of theory. Thus what worried me was neither the problem of truth, at that stage at least, nor the problem of exactness or measurability. It was rather that I felt that these other three theories, though posing as science, had in fact more in common with primitive myths than with science; that they resembled astrology rather than astronomy.
I found that those of my friends who were admirers of Marx, Freud, and Adler, were impressed by a number of points common to these theories, and especially by their apparent explanatory power. These theories appear to be able to explain practically everything that happened within the fields to which they referred. The study of any of them seemed to have the effect of an intellectual conversion or revelation, open your eyes to a new truth hidden from those not yet initiated. Once your eyes were thus opened you saw confirmed instances everywhere: the world was full of verifications of the theory. Whatever happened always confirmed it. Thus its truth appeared manifest; and unbelievers were clearly people who did not want to see the manifest truth; who refuse to see it, either because it was against their class interest, or because of their repressions which were still "un-analyzed" and crying aloud for treatment.
The most characteristic element in this situation seemed to me the incessant stream of confirmations, of observations which "verified" the theories in question; and this point was constantly emphasize by their adherents. A Marxist could not open a newspaper without finding on every page confirming evidence for his interpretation of history; not only in the news, but also in its presentation — which revealed the class bias of the paper — and especially of course what the paper did not say. The Freudian analysts emphasized that their theories were constantly verified by their "clinical observations." As for Adler, I was much impressed by a personal experience. Once, in 1919, I reported to him a case which to me did not seem particularly Adlerian, but which he found no difficulty in analyzing in terms of his theory of inferiority feelings, Although he had not even seen the child. Slightly shocked, I asked him how he could be so sure. "Because of my thousandfold experience," he replied; whereupon I could not help saying: "And with this new case, I suppose, your experience has become thousand-and-one-fold."
What I had in mind was that his previous observations may not have been much sounder than this new one; that each in its turn had been interpreted in the light of "previous experience," and at the same time counted as additional confirmation. What, I asked myself, did it confirm? No more than that a case could be interpreted in the light of a theory. But this meant very little, I reflected, since every conceivable case could be interpreted in the light Adler's theory, or equally of Freud's. I may illustrate this by two very different examples of human behavior: that of a man who pushes a child into the water with the intention of drowning it; and that of a man who sacrifices his life in an attempt to save the child. Each of these two cases can be explained with equal ease in Freudian and Adlerian terms. According to Freud the first man suffered from repression (say, of some component of his Oedipus complex), while the second man had achieved sublimation. According to Adler the first man suffered from feelings of inferiority (producing perhaps the need to prove to himself that he dared to commit some crime), and so did the second man (whose need was to prove to himself that he dared to rescue the child). I could not think of any human behavior which could not be interpreted in terms of either theory. It was precisely this fact—that they always fitted, that they were always confirmed—which in the eyes of their admirers constituted the strongest argument in favor of these theories. It began to dawn on me that this apparent strength was in fact their weakness.
With Einstein's theory the situation was strikingly different. Take one typical instance — Einstein's prediction, just then confirmed by the finding of Eddington's expedition. Einstein's gravitational theory had led to the result that light must be attracted by heavy bodies (such as the sun), precisely as material bodies were attracted. As a consequence it could be calculated that light from a distant fixed star whose apparent position was close to the sun would reach the earth from such a direction that the star would seem to be slightly shifted away from the sun; or, in other words, that stars close to the sun would look as if they had moved a little away from the sun, and from one another. This is a thing which cannot normally be observed since such stars are rendered invisible in daytime by the sun's overwhelming brightness; but during an eclipse it is possible to take photographs of them. If the same constellation is photographed at night one can measure the distance on the two photographs, and check the predicted effect.
Now the impressive thing about this case is the risk involved in a prediction of this kind. If observation shows that the predicted effect is definitely absent, then the theory is simply refuted. The theory is incompatible with certain possible results of observation—in fact with results which everybody before Einstein would have expected.[1] This is quite different from the situation I have previously described, when it turned out that the theories in question were compatible with the most divergent human behavior, so that it was practically impossible to describe any human behavior that might not be claimed to be a verification of these theories.
These considerations led me in the winter of 1919-20 to conclusions which I may now reformulate as follows.
It is easy to obtain confirmations, or verifications, for nearly every theory — if we look for confirmations.
Confirmations should count only if they are the result of risky predictions; that is to say, if, unenlightened by the theory in question, we should have expected an event which was incompatible with the theory — an event which would have refuted the theory.
Every "good" scientific theory is a prohibition: it forbids certain things to happen. The more a theory forbids, the better it is.
A theory which is not refutable by any conceivable event is non-scientific. Irrefutability is not a virtue of a theory (as people often think) but a vice.
Every genuine test of a theory is an attempt to falsify it, or to refute it. Testability is falsifiability; but there are degrees of testability: some theories are more testable, more exposed to refutation, than others; they take, as it were, greater risks.
Confirming evidence should not count except when it is the result of a genuine test of the theory; and this means that it can be presented as a serious but unsuccessful attempt to falsify the theory. (I now speak in such cases of "corroborating evidence.")
Some genuinely testable theories, when found to be false, are still upheld by their admirers — for example by introducing ad hoc some auxiliary assumption, or by reinterpreting the theory ad hoc in such a way that it escapes refutation. Such a procedure is always possible, but it rescues the theory from refutation only at the price of destroying, or at least lowering, its scientific status. (I later described such a rescuing operation as a "conventionalist twist" or a "conventionalist stratagem.")
One can sum up all this by saying that the criterion of the scientific status of a theory is its falsifiability, or refutability, or testability.
II
I may perhaps exemplify this with the help of the various theories so far mentioned. Einstein's theory of gravitation clearly satisfied the criterion of falsifiability. Even if our measuring instruments at the time did not allow us to pronounce on the results of the tests with complete assurance, there was clearly a possibility of refuting the theory.
Astrology did not pass the test. Astrologers were greatly impressed, and misled, by what they believed to be confirming evidence — so much so that they were quite unimpressed by any unfavorable evidence. Moreover, by making their interpretations and prophesies sufficiently vague they were able to explain away anything that might have been a refutation of the theory had the theory and the prophesies been more precise. In order to escape falsification they destroyed the testability of their theory. It is a typical soothsayer's trick to predict things so vaguely that the predictions can hardly fail: that they become irrefutable.
The Marxist theory of history, in spite of the serious efforts of some of its founders and followers, ultimately adopted this soothsaying practice. In some of its earlier formulations (for example in Marx's analysis of the character of the "coming social revolution") their predictions were testable, and in fact falsified.[2] Yet instead of accepting the refutations the followers of Marx re-interpreted both the theory and the evidence in order to make them agree. In this way they rescued the theory from refutation; but they did so at the price of adopting a device which made it irrefutable. They thus gave a "conventionalist twist" to the theory; and by this stratagem they destroyed its much advertised claim to scientific status.
The two psycho-analytic theories were in a different class. They were simply non-testable, irrefutable. There was no conceivable human behavior which could contradict them. This does not mean that Freud and Adler were not seeing certain things correctly; I personally do not doubt that much of what they say is of considerable importance, and may well play its part one day in a psychological science which is testable. But it does mean that those "clinical observations" which analysts naïvely believe confirm their theory cannot do this any more than the daily confirmations which astrologers find in their practice.[3] And as for Freud's epic of the Ego, the Super-ego, and the Id, no substantially stronger claim to scientific status can be made for it than for Homer's collected stories from Olympus. These theories describe some facts, but in the manner of myths. They contain most interesting psychological suggestions, but not in a testable form.
At the same time I realized that such myths may be developed, and become testable; that historically speaking all — or very nearly all — scientific theories originate from myths, and that a myth may contain important anticipations of scientific theories. Examples are Empedocles' theory of evolution by trial and error, or Parmenides' myth of the unchanging block universe in which nothing ever happens and which, if we add another dimension, becomes Einstein's block universe (in which, too, nothing ever happens, since everything is, four-dimensionally speaking, determined and laid down from the beginning). I thus felt that if a theory is found to be non-scientific, or "metaphysical" (as we might say), it is not thereby found to be unimportant, or insignificant, or "meaningless," or "nonsensical."[4] But it cannot claim to be backed by empirical evidence in the scientific sense — although it may easily be, in some genetic sense, the "result of observation."
(There were a great many other theories of this pre-scientific or pseudo-scientific character, some of them, unfortunately, as influential as the Marxist interpretation of history; for example, the racialist interpretation of history — another of those impressive and all-explanatory theories which act upon weak minds like revelations.)
Thus the problem which I tried to solve by proposing the criterion of falsifiability was neither a problem of meaningfulness or significance, nor a problem of truth or acceptability. It was the problem of drawing a line (as well as this can be done) between the statements, or systems of statements, of the empirical sciences, and all other statements — whether they are of a religious or of a metaphysical character, or simply pseudo-scientific. Years later — it must have been in 1928 or 1929 — I called this first problem of mine the "problem of demarcation." The criterion of falsifiability is a solution to this problem of demarcation, for it says that statements or systems of statements, in order to be ranked as scientific, must be capable of conflicting with possible, or conceivable, observations.
Notes
This is a slight oversimplification, for about half of the Einstein effect may be derived from the classical theory, provided we assume a ballistic theory of light.
See, for example, my Open Society and Its Enemies, ch. 15, section iii, and notes 13-14.
"Clinical observations," like all other observations, are interpretations in the light of theories; and for this reason alone they are apt to seem to support those theories in the light of which they were interpreted. But real support can be obtained only from observations undertaken as tests (by "attempted refutations"); and for this purpose criteria of refutation have to be laid down beforehand; it must be agreed which observable situations, if actually observed, mean that the theory is refuted. But what kind of clinical responses would refute to the satisfaction of the analyst not merely a particular analytic diagnosis but psycho-analysis itself? And have such criteria ever been discussed or agreed upon by analysts? Is there not, on the contrary, a whole family of analytic concepts, such as"ambivalence" (I do not suggest that there is no such thing as ambivalence), which would make it difficult, if not impossible, to agree upon such criteria? Moreover, how much headway has been made in investigating the question of the extent to which the (conscious or unconscious) expectations and theories held by the analyst influence the "clinical responses" of the patient? To say nothing about the conscious attempts to influence the patient by proposing interpretations to him, etc.) Years ago I introduced the term "Oedipus effect" to describe the influence of a theory or expectation or prediction upon the event which it predicts or describes: it will be remembered that the causal chain leading to Oedpus' parricide was started by the oracle's prediction of this event. This is a characteristic and recurrent theme of such myths, but one which seems to have failed to attract the interest of the analysts, perhaps not accidentally. (The problem of confirmatory dreams suggested by the analyst is discussed by Freud, for example in Gesammelte Schriften, III, 1925, where he says on p. 315: "If anybody asserts that most of the dreams which can be utilized in an analysis…owe their origin to [the analyst's] suggestion, then no objection can be made from the point of view of analytic theory. Yet there is nothing in this fact, "he surprisingly adds, "which would detract from the reliability of our results.")
The case of astrology, nowadays a typical pseudo-science, may illustrate this point. It was attacked, by Aristotelians and other rationalists, down to Newton's day, for the wrong reason — for its now an accepted assertion that the planets had an "influence" upon terrestrial ("sublunar") events. In fact Newton's theory of gravity, and especially the lunar theory of the tides, was historically speaking an offspring of astrological lore. Newton, it seems, was most reluctant to adopt a theory which came from the same stable as for example the theory that "influenza" epidemics are due to an astral "influence." And Galileo, no doubt for the same reason, actually rejected the lunar theory of the tides; and his misgivings about Kepler may easily be explained by his misgivings about astrology.
( Karl Popper, Conjectures and Refutations, London: Routledge and Keagan Paul, 1963, pp. 33-39; from Theodore Schick, ed., Readings in the Philosophy of Science, Mountain View, CA: Mayfield Publishing Company, 2000, pp. 9-13. )
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1/1/2011, 5:00 pm
Obamugabe
My Comrades
I apologize for pasting such a long article into this thread, but hidden in its depths are insights exquisitely applicable to this conversation.
Of course, anyone who reads this will have to report to his nearest gulag for re-education. Anyone who understands it will have to go for immediate End Of Life Counseling.
Amandla!
Obamugabe
1/1/2011, 8:26 pm
AbecedariusRex
Question: Why don't liberals have a sense of humor?
1/1/2011, 11:56 pm
Red Rooster
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!
1/2/2011, 6:16 pm
AbecedariusRex
How many feminazis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1/2/2011, 7:29 pm
Red Rooster
Uh, I don't know? How Many?
1/2/2011, 11:23 pm
AbecedariusRex
That's not funny, either!!!!!!!!!! (chauvinist slob)
1/2/2011, 11:49 pm
Red Rooster
I'M NOT LAUGHING!!!![dinosaur neanderthal]
(merely contemplating how we can deconstruct The Patriarchy™ before the next election, I think we should start with Shakespeare...)
1/3/2011, 12:11 am
Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна
You must come to the People's Republic of Ann Arbor! Or at least Dearborn-a-stan. Yes, my glorious copy already has your signature, but I would be honored to meet our fearless leader....not only that but there are lots of pudgy women foaming at the mouth to rile up here.
Maybe you and Catherine McKinnon would end up at the flagship Borders at the same time!
1/3/2011, 3:12 am
Leninka
I can see it now: "The Red Square Diaries," of all the foaming mouths, and huffing progressives that come up against Red Square throughout the nation.
1/3/2011, 6:46 am
Great Stalin's Ghost
The Tsarevna wrote:You must come to the People's Republic of Ann Arbor! Or at least Dearborn-a-stan. Yes, my glorious copy already has your signature, but I would be honored to meet our fearless leader....not only that but there are lots of pudgy women foaming at the mouth to rile up here.
Maybe you and Catherine McKinnon would end up at the flagship Borders at the same time!
Lunch at Zingermans! You're buying. After all - to me according to my need.
1/3/2011, 8:06 pm
Zampolit Blokhayev
Red Rooster wrote:I'M NOT LAUGHING!!!![dinosaur neanderthal]
(merely contemplating how we can deconstruct The Patriarchy™ before the next election, I think we should start with Shakespeare...)
Comrade Fire Bird,
If you need help in with the deconstruction of The Patriarchy™ you must go to the LiveJournal site and read Ginmar (
https://ginmar.livejournal.com). There you will find proper Marxist/Feminist guidance in such postings as:
https://ginmar.livejournal.com/2030875.html
Gay marriage becomes legal in all fifty states. Wedding businesses boom.
FDR-era type programs like the WPA and the CCA get reformed and funded. Everybody who wants a job will have one. With the job comes health care, vacation time, and a housing chit. All that neglected infrastructure will get fixed, for example.
The return of the Federal Broadcasting Fairness Doctrine. No more a whole network devoted to Republican lies. No more bullshit tolerated as 'fair and balanced.' Bill O'Reilly needs to get therapy and a swift kick in the ass.
and
The Bush tax cuts get....cut.
People who commit homophobic acts in the Army get tossed out.
Pet stores get outlawed, and so do puppy mills. Animal shelters can take over some of those empty McMansions---the ones that aren't being taken apart for useful materials and turned back to the rich farmland they once were.
Isn't she special??? She is truly the ultimate
stooge FemProg on Marxist steriods!
--
ZB
1/5/2011, 6:21 pm
Commissarka Pinkie
This morning I found myself behind a pickup truck with this tired old slogan stuck to the tailgate: "My Body, My Choice."
I think it's incomplete, and should read, "My Body, My Choice, Your Money."
If you want the government to stay out of your body, then why should my tax dollars pay for whatever you want to do with it?
As for Zampolit's new girlfriend Ginmar, I'd like to know how one "commits a homophobic act." If I refuse to engage in sexual relations with someone of my own sex, would that constitute a homophobic act? Also, why does this only apply to the Army and not the other services? How about if we throw out anyone who commits an Islamophobic act?
1/6/2011, 12:53 am
Khruelchev
Comrades,
In the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™ all 'normal' sex is burgeous homophobic act because (according to The New Wisdom™) comrades are obviously only with a member of opposite sex because of fear they will show their true collective feeling for Commissars/Commissarka's of their own gender!!
As for me, I will continue to live in fear and enjoy any Commissarka who happens to not slap the collective out of me for doing a snatch and grab of her burlap knickers in a fit of well timed homophobia after a little too much beet vodka!
1/6/2011, 3:48 pm
Terry_Jim
"... if all opinions are equal, how come a liberal who disagrees with a conservative is open-minded, but a conservative who disagrees with a liberal is a bigot?"
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Come on Comrade Red Square! Everyone knows that all cultures, opinions, and people are equal, some are just more equal than others.
. In a corollary, thay are just as wise as you, with a different wisdom that is more equal than yours , a=b, 0=1 and my head is beginning to hurt. . Your shifting sand analogy is spot on.
1/8/2011, 6:11 am
Red Rooster
Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:Red Rooster wrote:I'M NOT LAUGHING!!!![dinosaur neanderthal]
(merely contemplating how we can deconstruct The Patriarchy™ before the next election, I think we should start with Shakespeare...)
Comrade Fire Bird,
If you need help in with the deconstruction of The Patriarchy™ you must go to the LiveJournal site and read Ginmar (
https://ginmar.livejournal.com). There you will find proper Marxist/Feminist guidance in such postings as:
https://ginmar.livejournal.com/2030875.html
Gay marriage becomes legal in all fifty states. Wedding businesses boom.
FDR-era type programs like the WPA and the CCA get reformed and funded. Everybody who wants a job will have one. With the job comes health care, vacation time, and a housing chit. All that neglected infrastructure will get fixed, for example.
The return of the Federal Broadcasting Fairness Doctrine. No more a whole network devoted to Republican lies. No more bullshit tolerated as 'fair and balanced.' Bill O'Reilly needs to get therapy and a swift kick in the ass.
and
The Bush tax cuts get....cut.
People who commit homophobic acts in the Army get tossed out.
Pet stores get outlawed, and so do puppy mills. Animal shelters can take over some of those empty McMansions---the ones that aren't being taken apart for useful materials and turned back to the rich farmland they once were.
Isn't she special??? She is truly the ultimate
stooge FemProg on Marxist steriods!
--
ZB
Beautiful! A prog after my own wretched envious heart, just beautiful. (*sniffle*) More Jiffi-Lobo's™ than Rosemary Kennedy.... touching.
Ginmar - Moonbat Princess
Communist Satirical Queen of The Laughing Gulag.
1/8/2011, 6:26 am
Red Rooster
Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
As for Zampolit's new girlfriend Ginmar, I'd like to know how one "commits a homophobic act." If I refuse to engage in sexual relations with someone of my own sex, would that constitute a homophobic act? Also, why does this only apply to the Army and not the other services? How about if we throw out anyone who commits an Islamophobic act?
HOMOPHOBE!!!! What your missing is what Ginmar is missing, and that is the fact that there ARE more "services" than just the Army, oh wait, perhaps Ginmar ISN'T missing that.... I hope she got her weekly stipend.
I like your progressive points on Islamophobia, we could shut down this whole damn kapitalist imperialist war for oil on Red Jihad in no time.... excellent Commissarka. What's your cut?
Non-Kapitalist Peace™.
Obama Loves Me,
RR
1/9/2011, 2:15 pm
Great Stalin's Ghost
If,
over 16,000 deadly Islamic terror attacks since 9/11 are the fault of a tiny minority of extremists who have perverted the teachings of a great religion, and to think otherwise makes one an "Islamophobe", why is the heinous attack on Rep. Gabrielle Giffords of Arizona, and the murders of six innocent victims the fault of
Sarah Palin,
Glen Beck, and "
The Right Wing Hate Machine?"
1/9/2011, 4:58 pm
The People's Pancreas
Excellent article!
It is like [soon to be outlawed] caffeine for the thinking region.
1/9/2011, 10:52 pm
Glorious Comrade X
If yesterday's shooting in Tucson was caused by hateful vitriol and Right Wing Radio agitators, why were there no such shootings during all the hateful town hall meetings of last year when the tension was truely palpable?
1/10/2011, 4:16 am
Zholtov
if you believe there is no god or supreme being, what do you consider belief to be.
if you believe in nothing or nothingness, isn't that itself a belief in something
1/10/2011, 9:31 pm
General Confusion
Comrades,
Don't forget Sarah Palin who has even been on TV with firearms. What more proof of the power of suggestion do we need? She has helped to arm the entire state of Alaska where it is ok to carry a concealed weapon without a permit. Such freedom cann be dangerous. No visitation to Alaska without armed bodyguards!
1/13/2011, 10:10 pm
Comrade Buffoon
I would chime in agreement with the Most Equal Red Square, (who made many great bullet points) with a long bullet pointed post to show party loyalty!
But "someone" used 'em all up!
I propose an edict/law limiting the use of the bullet point thingies to five per month and/or 60 per year.
The remainder can be traded on the State Controlled Bullet Point Market to be monitored by our needy Comrade AlGore.
I hear his wife left him and bitness ain't so good...

1/14/2011, 4:28 am
Sister Massively Opiated
Dear Glorious Incarnadine Trapezoid,
First, let me answer the first question (it's the only one I know the answer to)... "If all cultures are equal, why doesn't UNESCO organize International Cannibalism Week festivals?"
The reason UNESCO doesn't organize International Cannibalism Week, despite the equality of all cultures and therefore their inherent right to refugee status, is that it would clash with the noble work that UNRWA (the United Nations Reliefs and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees in the Near East) does. Follow my logic, if you will, please, no matter how Gordian or tortuous the knot I tie myself into...
If all cultures are equal, and if UNRWA is legitimate, then all cultures must therefore be refugee cultures, like that of the beleaguered and permanently refugeed Palestinian culture... or even powerful hegemonic Zionist cultures of victimhood perpetuated by white racist Jewish Holocaust survivors (see Janet Peto's brilliant Master's Thesis on the topic, accepted by the University of Toronto/Ontario Institute for Studies in Education... the author is a white lesbian Jewess and grandchild of Shoah survivors, as well as a member in good standing of Queers Against Israeli Apartheid (QuAIA)*). And if all cultures, no matter how hateful or Zionist, have equally free refugee standing, then under UN regulation, they would all have to have their own separate but equal United Nations Reliefs and Works Agency for *YOUR PERMANENT REFUGEE CULTURE HERE*, rather than be managed by UNHCR (the Office of the UN High Commissioner for Refugees**)
Therefore, UNESCO cannot organize International Cannibalism Week festivals, because UNESCO should logically be superseded by the United Nations Reliefs and Works Agency for Cannibal Refugee Cultures &tc. &tc., and it would fall to them to organize said festivals.
It is, therefore, not the case that there could never be some sort of International Cannabalism Week festivals... only that they must be organized by the appropriate UNRWA for each culture, thereby negating the legitimacy of any UNESCO organized International Cannibalism Week festivals.
I hope I've stated the logic of my argument clearly. If you are at all confused, please see Ms. Peto's inspiring Master's Thesis (links below). It has given me hope that I may file suit with the Kanadistanjian Human Rights Commission against my former Institute for Post Secondary Education, which forced me to hold to an unfairly high academic and scholarly standard of quality when I proposed, researched, completed and defended my own Master's Thesis, which for some unfortunate reason, was required to adhere to much more rigorous benchmarks than Ms. Peto's. I know I should be able to sue somebody.... I just haven't quite figured out who I can get the most money from (money, which will, of course, accrue to The Party™, what with me being a Kommissar and all, since I must always set an example for any proles who should find themselves with money that The Party™ is not aware of them possessing). But we can all thank Ms. Peto for singlehandedly bringing down the standard to which academic theses, Master's or otherwise, must be held, thereby making edukation much more universal. Soon, we will all be equally intelligent, though those of us who were forced to complete our edukations at a time when more rigorous standards were the norm, will probably all have to be re-edukated en masse, should our higher standard of edukation threaten the self-respekt of those who came after us....
In fact, I suspect I should probably just denounce myself now and get it over with, unless our Glorious Leader, Red, would like me to wait until I get my Human Rights Commission-mandated payout on behalf of The Party ™
As for the "Sampling of the Progressive Mind", I suspect it might account for the growing popularity of desktop "Zen Gardens". As you know, I have long dabbled in Zen (usually right before I am carted off for a short stay at the Karl Marx Treatment Centre and Party™ Spa), and as I have emptied my mind of more and more bits of disconnected information, I have been left with more and more sand to rake about. I find it an excellent break from shoveling when the stresses of modern life impinge. I simply unscrew the top of my head, move a bit of sand about with the small bamboo rake that came with my "desktop garden" (there were also some pebbles, but the more I emptied my mind and after several planned famines, I ate the pebbles), and then return the top of my head to its proper place before once again picking up my shovel on behalf of The Party™. For those not familiar with this practice, it also helps to chant while raking, usually something meaningless and rhythmic such as "owha tanas siam, owha tanas siam, owha tanas siam".
Last but not least, and just as a point of order, Abe has once again stolen my "How many radikal feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" joke... or would have, if ownership were allowed. May The Kommissariate of Housekeeeping please short sheet his bed?
As always, you're equally the Boss,
Sister Massively Opiated
Kommissar of Housekeeping, Disappearances, Composting, Dissection and "Limo Service"
(Official Party™ Necro-proxy Preservationista: You Snuff 'Em: We Stuff 'Em)
* For more information on Ms. Peto's Thesis and the subsequent fracas one need only search using her name and a few choice keywords - I suggest "hegemonic" and "Zionism"... or better yet, her title, "
The Victimhood of the Powerful: White Jews, Zionism, and the Racism of Hegemonic Holocaust Education".... a .pdf of this powerful piece of scholarly excreta can be downloaded from this page... just don't eat first if you have more than sand for brains... or you can look at articles such as those in
Dawg's Blawg (clearly a D-Kos wannabe though an insult to actual dogs everywhere... I don't think he's even a real dog, and so I denounce him for specie-ism), or some clearly McCarthyist stylings from less accepting so-called 'balanced media' such as Jonathan Kay at
The National Post, or another such article in
The Manitoban. Or you can just ignore the whole thing cause it all happened in
Kanadistan...
** For a little insight on the effects of this inequity in managing all other refugee cultures through UNHCR instead of giving them their very own personal UNRWA, see this informative though addlepated right wing
article also from the National Post on the history of UNRWA and the perpetuation of Palestinian refugee status.
1/14/2011, 10:40 am
Laika the Space Dog
The answer to this question is threefold:
"Why didn't Congress also grill Hugo Chavez, Vladimir Putin, and a guy named Abdullah Ibn Abdul Aziz Bin Abdulrahman Bin Faisal Bin Turki Bin Abdullah Bin Muhammad al Saud?"
1) Meat is Murder™
2) Congress ran out of cannibal BBQ sauce donated by UNRWA.
3) The charcoal lighter fluid was stolen by Bushitler and used as a weapon in his continuing illegal War for Oil™
1/20/2011, 3:08 am
lumberjack
You ask:
"Why does Hollywood glamorize drug addicts, criminals, liberal Democrats, and mentally challenged people?"
Did you forget to add: "but I repeat myself..." ?
1/22/2011, 1:27 pm
Natasha Grupthinkski
I am troubled, comrades, by your lack of fervor and devotion to peoples glorious cause.
I am seeink only thinly veiled bourgeois "humor" so-called with reactionary wrong-thinking. We will crush you, you Obama-loving Kapitalists - and we will crush this little squirrel as well. You doubt me, you pathetic shop-owners and stock-speculators? I bang shoe on own head and tell you return to reality of our dialectic struggle: our task is terrible, total, universal, and merciless destruction.
Also please help cause I not so great at komputer stuff - how you make a cool little ikon for next to name like I see in this forums?
Спасибо, Natasha G.
1/22/2011, 4:45 pm
Alexander Nevsky
An list of truly excellent questions comrade square.
We must schedule an interview with comrade Obama so that in his benevolence he may display his incomparable Brilliance! with what would be his, no doubt, seamless, unhesitating, and unequivocable extemporaneous answers to all of them.
1/22/2011, 8:31 pm
Red Rooster
Natasha Grupthinkski wrote:Also please help cause I not so great at komputer stuff - how you make a cool little ikon for next to name like I see in this forums?
Спасибо, Natasha G.
O.k. comrade, The Party give you people's avatar... you no like? Too bad, we are generous, no? You get beet ration's from useful idiot on platform 13 every 4th LeninDay. That is all.
Oh, and here is other option:
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Commissar Rooster
1/23/2011, 11:31 am
KR2004
If I remember all of them, don't think Red Square posted this one:
Question: If the President and the Democrats want to make America more competitive, then why do they apologize to other nations for America's current success? Whose side are they really on?
1/24/2011, 8:54 pm
Ivan Betinov
Good question, KR. Perhaps you will be able to discover the answer when you have been sent to count trees in North Dakota.
2/3/2011, 4:15 pm
Father Prog Theocritus
Why should religion—which originates from one eternal, spiritual entity—change and evolve according to the dictates of popular culture, while science—which originates from fallible humans who come and go through the ages—can be settled once and for all, with an end declared to any debate?
A lovely question and I'm sure that the people to whom it is posed will never have heard of Mr. Popper.
Obamugabe, thanks for posting that. It's worth reading several times. Like I can.
I was particularly struck by 'Whatever happened always confirmed it." The Goracle's bull that these snow storms are proof of global warming.
I have another pseudo-Socratic question, and I hope I don't steal from someone else:
If the greenhouse gases cause climate change, but we do not know for sure which way it is changing [a point which can be made by mentioning the Climactic Research Unit at the University of East Anglia], why is the cure the same for two opposite problems?
Isn't that like going to a doctor and being told that you're getting insulin, but he's not sure if you're diabetic or hypoglycemic.
2/3/2011, 4:19 pm
Father Prog Theocritus
Sister, since we are old comrades-in-arms in the fight against the oppressive Kapitalist Pigge, I think that I have some knowledge of how your mind works.
So when I hear about you taking off the top of your head and raking around a bit of the white sand, I know that you're trying to cut into my Jiffy-Lobo™ market share. You might make the argument that it is more efficient for you to rake the bits of your mind by yourself but that is cutting out the middleman, as as we've seen above, that won't do. Keep the government in between.
Also I believe that you must be licensed to remove your Superheterodyne, Phased-Antenna-Array, Mu-Metal-Shielded Laika-approved Tin Foil Hat. Considering the power of your prog brain, I felt the disturbance in the Marxian field around the Rancho de Rio Grande when you removed the top of your head.
Please do not do it again.
2/26/2011, 5:20 am
Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна
And another thing.
If we tax cigarettes to discourage people from smoking, and we tax liquor to discourage people from drinking....why do we tax working?
2/26/2011, 5:33 am
Red Rooster
Ummm... To discourage people from working?
THOUGHTCRIME!!!!
Off to Jiffi Lobo.... sorry comrades...
2/26/2011, 11:20 pm
D-503
Red Square, thank you for alerting your Comrades of this "Socrates" - a saboteur if there ever was one! We will make sure to notify the Temporal Guardians of the Collective Mind to add him to the list of the eliminated. We can call it "Project Hemlock."
If I recall my party dogma, there are no contradictions, only minds not in unison with the OneState.
I will be on the look out for questions like the following:
Why do Feminists not only refuse to condemn Muslims for mysoginy, but actually hold Cultural Diversity events for Muslims, where they omit any references to the rampant abuse of women in the Muslim World? If one wanted to elevate women, why would she "tolerate" their vicious abuse?
Why do Feminists and Black Studies professors often share the same department, and while the latter can praise African American Artists ™ for their "indigenous" rap music, the former will never publicly condemn the rap artists for their degrading and objectifying portrayals of women? How can one seek to liberate women when she refuses to criticize negative stereotypes in the culture, regardless of the source?
Why do universities host cultural diversity and multicultural exchanges and invite professors from foreign universities, but don't insist that the foreign universities open up for more pluralistic dialogue in their home countries by hosting a pro-American professor? Why must America's generosity always be one-sided?
These are just a few of the questions that came to mind, basically, supposed contradictions in Critical Theory movements. Cheers and I trust you will be mailing me My Fair Share ™ of your book proceeds!
3/6/2011, 6:56 am
Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна
Why am I anti minority if I believe entitlements trap people into unescapable poverty?
How on earth did the party that cheered the kkk, invented poll taxes, sent blacks to the back of the bus and drew a line in the segregation sand convince people they are the party that has done the most for minorities?
3/8/2011, 7:21 am
Red Rooster
This is easy comrade Царевна, you see the parties switched sides. Sometime in the 60's there was a grand exodus from Democrat to Republican for all the hate-mongers and racists. Don't believe me, just look up the "Southern Strategy". This is why Martin Luther King Jr. was a Republican.
Pay no attention to institutionalized racism like affirmative action, welfare, or Planned Parenthood and the plans of Margaret Sanger. These are Rethuglican lies.
3/13/2011, 11:47 pm
Father Prog Theocritus
D-503, why do you insist on equality or true comparisons? That is utter rubbish, as you know. Let me give you an example. One of the Bush twins had a beer underage, in a respected place, around friends who would have helped her had she had troubles. She was of course a wanton whore, a danger to children, a budding nympho, ecdysiast, procurer and coprophage.
Teddy Kennedy got drink and left a woman to die in his car, of asphyxiation, while he slept off his drunk. He was the lion of the Senate and the conscience of the Democrat Party.
Get it?
4/2/2011, 6:16 pm
Kommisar Kaputnik
Hmm, Kamerad Red Square, dieser questionen are nicht gut for die Kollektive! Du must retracten diesen questionen! Verstehen?!
Hmm, unlessen diesen questionen are fur die testen die Kollektive fur vorbitten thinken! A ha! Exposen die thoughten kriminals! Und zehr are vielen am diese thread.
Ich will meine eyeballen keepen am diese folk. Die gulagen will schnell gefillen!
8/4/2011, 8:58 pm
Juche Couture
Hey Y'arr, I back! I rearry enjoyed reading this thread.
Here a bit of a non sequitur but I think you arr shourd crick on this rink:
https://www.americanprogress.org/issues ... _quiz.html
The Institute of Usefur Idiots ™, otherwise known as Center for American Progress, has hosted this onrine porr. It 40 questions and determines if you are good Progressive or bad Conservative. The more Progressive you are, the higher your score, up to maximum of 400 points.
I know this porr is screwed up - my score onry a 20 out of 400!! Where I go wrong?
Dammit, who I gotta shoot to get this fixed?
Kim Jong Irrin'
8/5/2011, 12:25 am
Red Square
Comrade Kim - I started the test but quit in the middle of it because many questions are misleading, combining apples and oranges, and generally drawing the user inside the proggish frame of reference.
That test is meant for stupid proles to convert them to progdom. It wasn't meant for esteemed Party leaders like you and I. That was why your score was so low!
8/5/2011, 12:29 am
Red Square
On a different note, here's another question, related to the recent debt ceiling negotiations:
Why do politicians who say "pay more taxes and let us borrow more money or you will suffer default" are calling those who want you to keep your money "kidnappers and extortionists"?
8/5/2011, 5:58 am
Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна
Wercome back, Comlade Kim!
8/5/2011, 7:02 am
Ivan Betinov
Comrade Kim - I started the test but quit in the middle of it because many questions are misleading, combining apples and oranges, and generally drawing the user inside the proggish frame of reference.
That test is meant for stupid proles to convert them to progdom. It wasn't meant for esteemed Party leaders like you and I. That was why your score was so low!
I don't know, Red. The questions seemed pretty fair and balanced to me. The one about "Government spends too much time and effort forcing religious views on people" is obviously grounded in fact, as we all know the Repuiblicans, when in power, are motivated soley and entirely by a dour puritainism. I'm sure we all remember the stonings and pogroms that were commonplace during the Bush regime. Then there was the statement of "Corporations should be more concerned with making a profit than with providing social benefit." It is of course impossible for a company to make a profit without stealing that profit from the children of both the workers and the consumers of their goods, so what could any right thinking individual do but choose "disagree strongly"? And the question about immigrants being a drain on the economy and social services? Of course it should make no distinction between legal and illegal immigrants, as there is no difference whatsoever between the Mexican neurosurgeon who filled out all the paperwork and became a taxpaying citizen and the drunken Mexican undocumented worker he patches up in the County ER after he plowed his car into a convinience store.
8/5/2011, 9:32 am
Great Stalin's Ghost
I took the test. At the end a note came up calling me very conservative. I've never been so insulted in all my life. I'm so progressive, I'm willing to let Matt Damon pay my taxes for me just so he can get an extra shot of self-esteem. I think that test is racist and I'm calling the ACLU to take those test makers to court. Hmmph!
4/5/2015, 12:06 pm
Red Square
If a male inmate gets a taxpayer-funded sex-change operation, do they keep him in male prison or do they place him among women? Is it a win-win all around for this comrade?
4/27/2015, 11:28 am
OksanaTheTerrible
Nyet. The taxpayers spring for a transgendered wing of prison
6/27/2015, 10:51 pm
Commissarka Pinkie
If someone burns a gay pride rainbow flag, is that considered free speech?
8/27/2015, 6:59 pm
Red Square
Why do we never hear the term left-wing fringe?
From Katie Couric's Yahoo News:
https://www.yahoo.com/politics/trump-cl ... 88711.html
h/t Dedhedvedev
8/27/2015, 7:07 pm
Red Square
Why do the people who do murder/suicides always do it in the wrong order?
9/9/2015, 11:46 pm
Red Square
Why is saying "Ugly American" acceptable, but describing any other nationality as "ugly" is not? Is there some scientific evidence proving that only Americans can be ugly while all non-Americans are perfect?
10/12/2015, 2:09 pm
Commissarka Pinkie
Isn't the idea of an "Indigenous Peoples Day" anti-immigrant?
10/17/2015, 3:10 pm
Publius Valerius
This kind of "open-mindedness" can only be accomplished with a lobotomy!
7/15/2016, 9:54 pm
Red Square
Why do they always tell us that "Islam is a religion of peace" after every gruesome mass murder?
The answer can be found in Orwell's 1984 - Book 3, Chapter 2. Here's the
summary:
O'Brien holds up four fingers and asks Winston how many he sees. Four, says Winston. If the Party says there are five, says O'Brien, how many are there? Winston says there are four. O'Brien shocks Winston, again and again, then provides drugs that ease the pain. Winston comes to love and depend on O'Brien, because O'Brien alone can ease the pain. O'Brien informs Winston that his goal is not to extract a confession or punish him, but to cure him—to convert his thinking to that of the Party.
O'Brien is training Winston to be able to look at reality and truly believe that he is seeing something other than what is real. To look at four fingers and not just lie that he sees five, but to truly see five fingers.
Finally, after more torture, Winston gives O'Brien the answers he wants: that Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia, that he invented the photograph of the three traitors, and that he sees five fingers instead of four. Winston begins to understand and practice doublethink, to refuse to believe what he knows is true, and to truly believe what he knows is not.
7/16/2016, 3:05 am
Red Walrus