A Muslim woman prepares to dive wearing swimwear specially designed to enhance athletic performance while upholding the Koranic principle of modesty.
Modest Yet Fashionable!
4/30/2006, 8:05 pm
Bensnooty
National Geographic wrote:
The design of most modern sportswear puts many Muslim women athletes in a curious bind: adhere to their faith and have their motions hampered or compromise their beliefs in the name of athletic performance?
This statement must be the polically correct interpretation of:
"adhere to their faith and have their motions hampered or compromise their beliefs and have their lives and limbs further hampered"
But wait a minute, upon further examination of this swimmer...
Oh, those FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!
4/30/2006, 8:08 pm
Premier Betty
Yes, and what about the hands and face!? That design clearly needs more... um... design in it....
Among other suggestions: "This SO explains what John Kerry was wearing in that space photo."
Turkish clothing manufacturer Hasema likewise produces modest yet fashionable swimwear for women, men, and girls
5/1/2006, 1:10 pm
UNACCEPTABLE!
This is outrage of cartoon proportions! Answer this to me:
1. What is sticking out of top and bottom of woman bag? I see flesh! NO GOOD!
2. What is purpose of this? I see no place to hook lead weights.
3. Can a whip get through that? It looks very thick.
4. Why is there naked woman in background? I see no signs of punishment -- correct me if elders have mandated her nakedness as punishment, but I see no blood. This is improper!
5/2/2006, 1:58 am
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Who are those two men in the superhero outfits??? They look familiar as if I have seen them somewhere before.... Hmm, interesting. Perhaps I've seen them at the last Party Congress in SanFran.
5/2/2006, 9:54 pm
Elsworth Toohey
2/20/2011, 3:15 am
Grigori E.R.
The Perils of Islam
"A beautiful lifeguard converts to Islam and covers up, only to be confronted by a dismayed admirer who believes that hot women should not cover up their beauty."
