The People's Cube - Political Satire

Hot girls have it bad, sure- but Romneys? They have problems too! They're just like you! Except they're robots...

HOT PROBLEMS Featuring Mitt Romney!

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Barely Political is barely political in the same way that Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher was politically incorrect; and of the same vain too.

That's right C. Otis. As https://thepeoplescube.com points out, It is 99% of the liberals/progs/commies who give the rest a bad name.

And who the hell is this mythical 1% of liberals/progs/commies that don't give the rest a bad name? Where are they? In hiding?

We are the 99%? OCCUPY THE CUBE!

I'm not totally sure what the topic is but is this a good time to plug the People's Green candidates? Rosanne Barr, the has been queen of green.

Hey, isn't that Batshitcrazy Woman, Cynthia McKinney?

Comrades this is glorious! Finally the Alternative Collective™ have found there way to the People's Cube, where we cure soft liberalism with strong Communism. This finely trite propaganda is a step FORWARD on the course to a nation of Arrested Development. And this is where we need to be comrades, lost at 14, living in all our days as if we were forever ignorant of those experiences that bring us the burdensome wisdom of being an adult.

Yes comrades, that foul species that has actually raised a 2.5 plus family and wandered through the quagmire of adult decisions should be despised. We should all be free from the mean responsibility of survival. There is no reason to save beets for your offspring, in fact, beets should be so plentiful that your offspring can be fattened for FOOD. Just like in Soviet Russia or glorious tails from North Korea.

Eat your children comrades, and live in Arrested Development, Comrade Obama will understand that you need more cocaine at 14.

More Triteness for the collective! Barely????... Naked.

Hail Obama!

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Comrades, watch their older videos and you will get to see a Fluke being pimped by her glorious male keeper. Lie to me... lie to me....

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More hookers for the collective! Hail Free Lovin' Obama... anybody have a sheep I could borrow?

$.$. Halliburton wrote:And who the hell is this mythical 1% of liberals/progs/commies that don't give the rest a bad name? Where are they? In hiding?

Is what comrade pollsters call "margin of error" - 99% of progs plus or minus 1% give the rest a bad name. Only, in this case, the margin of error was drastically over-estimated.

Red Rooster wrote:More Triteness for the collective! Barely????... Naked.

Excellent production values in the service of the intellectual equivalent of Three Stooges adolescent poke-in-the-eye humor aimed at their political opponents is about as sophisticated as those people get.

Comrade Otis wrote:

Red Rooster wrote:More Triteness for the collective! Barely????... Naked.

Excellent production values in the service of the intellectual equivalent of Three Stooges adolescent poke-in-the-eye humor aimed at their political opponents is about as sophisticated as those people get.

And this is why we in The Party long for the days of strong propaganda to infuriate and agitate the masses to ACTION! Party life has been so melancholy and blasé since these soft American socialists have taken the helm. When can we line up a few thought criminals again and demonstrate the pure collectivist power of The Wall?

The People are getting so bored with the constant mediocre psychological warfare, especially when it breeds such inadequacy as demonstrated by the asinine soft bourgeois of the decadent U.S.A. left.

Meh...

$.$. Halliburton wrote:And who the hell is this mythical 1% of liberals/progs/commies that don't give the rest a bad name? Where are they? In hiding?

Ahem

Not only in hiding but I have changed my name from Schwartz to...

To what comrade!?! Inquiring Party Members want to know. It's for your own good, dear comrade. Trust US.

1% = Goldstein!