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Since Hillary Clinton is now out of alcohol rehab and home for the holidays, she proposes a toast to all of her fans and supporters.

Hillary headed to rehab?

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Hillary Enters Rehab!


Not everyone agrees with Mrs. Clinton's campaign style.

Hillary Clinton created a firestorm when she downed a shot and followed it with a beer chaser (called a "boilermaker" in local parlance) while "campaigning" in a bar in Indiana. Reaction reverberated across the country.

One woman wrote:

Do you really think is was appropriate to see Hillary drinking hard liquor with a bunch of men in a bar, being a married woman, and without her husband? I think she went too far, and she should have never done that, running for president or not, it was without taste and disgusting to see. She was advertising alcohol to our children, and it is not okay with me. I am voting for Obama and that is final. I don't drink, and many in the country do not. And, she drank more than beer, she had a big shot of bourbon or whiskey to go with that beer!

Is Hillary's rehab experience somehow correlated with her entering the world of country music? Or is it the other way around?

Anyway, what good is drinking without a good drinking country song? These are some of her favorites she was heard bowling at different events:

“Whiskey Bent and Hellbound” by Hank Williams, Jr.
“Don't the Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time” by Mickey Gilley
“I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home” by David Frizzell
“Tear in My Beer” by Hank Williams
“The Whiskey Ain't Working” by Travis Tritt
“What's Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)” by Jerry Lee Lewis
“There Stands the Glass” by Webb Pierce
“I Think I'll Just Stay Here and Drink” by Merle Haggard
“Whiskey River” by Willie Nelson
"Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks
“Don't Come Home a Drinkin' (with Lovin' on Your Mind)” by Loretta Lynn

Heard coming from the White House kitchen late (very, very late) one Saturday evening seven years ago.

It's quarter to three
There ain't no one in the place except you and me
So set 'em up, Joe
I've got a little story you ought to know

Were drinkin', my friend
To the end of a brief episode
So make it one for my baby
And one more for the road

I got the routine
So drop another nickel in the machine
I'm feeling so bad
Wish you'd make the music pretty and sad?

Could tell you a lot
But you've got to be true to your code
Make it one for my baby
And one more for the road

You'd never know it
But, buddy, I'm a kind of poet and I got a lot of things to say
And when I'm gloomy, you simply gotta listen to me
Until its talked away

Well, that's how it goes
And Joe, I know you're gettin' kinda anxious to close
So thanks for the cheer
I hope you didn't mind my bendin' your ear

This torch that I've found
Must be drowned or it soon might explode
So make it one for my baby
One more for the road
A long, long road

Songwriters
Johnny Mercer;Harold Arlen

KGB spy Heard this from the Hillary bus - she is just ready to go on the road again

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said, "No, no, no"
Yes, I've been black but when I come back you'll know, know, know
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab, I won't go, go, go

I'd rather be at home with Ray
I ain't got seventy days
'Cause there's nothing, there's nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from Mr. Hathaway

Didn't get a lot in class
But I know it don't come in a shot glass

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said, "No, no, no"
Yes, I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab, I won't go, go, go

The man said, "Why do you think you here?"
I said, "I got no idea
I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my baby
So I always keep a bottle near"

He said, "I just think you're depressed"
Kiss me, "Yeah baby, and the rest"
They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "No, no, no"
Yes, I've been black but when I come back you'll know, know, know

I don't ever wanna drink again



Read more: Amy Winehouse - Rehab Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Red Square wrote:Anyway, what good is drinking without a good drinking country song? These are some of her favorites she was heard bowling at different events:

Not to mention ...

"Why Don't We Do It In The Road", by "Dirty" Bill Clinton and the Congress of the Ant
"Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw", by Jimmy "Warren" Buffett
"A**hole From El Paso", by Wendy Davis and the Texas Jewboys

Here's a campaign poster that should appeal to the typical young Party activists...

Alcohol gives Hillary magical social powers and enables her to dance better than Isadora Duncan.





Normally, to perform complicated choreographies such as these, a person would require years of training, coaching and practice.

Hillary is remarkable in that after a few liters of beer, vodka, some gin and cognac, she can execute these complex dance moves expertly.

Hillary has invented a special mixture of beer, whiskey, cognac, gin and vodka that increases her skills markedly... except walking. This mixture has sometimes caused a blood clot that has made her fall down and break bones or made her vision blurry.

Hillary just gets prettier come election time
How we all pretend she looks like a star
Hillary gets prettier at election time
Hope and change starts taking place
Puts glow on Liberal's face
And Bill's Wellesley angel, be our next czar.

If I could rate her on a scale from 1 to 10
On liberal charts beauty comes in mighty thin
A few more votes and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4
But when election morning comes,
How'd she end up being number 1
That we want leading us for the next four?

Hillary just gets prettier come election time
How we all pretend she looks like a star
Hillary gets prettier at election time
Hope and change starts taking place
Puts glow on Liberal's face
And Bill's Wellesley angel, be our next czar.

Now, I don't mean to criticize the girl at all
She's no Cindy Crawford, even overhauled
They all picture in their minds Hillary earned the right
Ain't it funny, ain't it strange,
The way liberal's opinions change
When he sees her face and says alright.

Hillary just gets prettier come election time
How we all pretend she looks like a star
Hillary gets prettier at election time
Hope and change starts taking place
Puts glow on Liberal's face
And Bill's Wellesley angel, be our next czar.

Groucho Marxist wrote: Hillary just gets prettier come election time...

Groucho... I found a tee shirt of you and Lennon...

Careful when campaigning in Texas.

Konservative_Punk wrote:Here's a campaign poster that should appeal to the typical young Party activists...

Groucho Marxist wrote:Hillary just gets prettier come election time

Campaign? Election? I thought this was suppose to be a coronation. No need for the formality of a election.

yuri trotynov wrote:

Konservative_Punk wrote:Here's a campaign poster that should appeal to the typical young Party activists...

Groucho Marxist wrote:Hillary just gets prettier come election time

Campaign? Election? I thought this was suppose to be a coronation. No need for the formality of a election.

A moment of silence, comrades,

I think I hear the "Enforcement" crew readying the wood chipper for an unscheduled visit to the muffler shop. Ironic, yet a fitting location in which to "silence" the opposition...no? Ho, Ho, Ho...

They're goin' to try and send us rehag......
We say no, no, no,

Soviet Mike Komsomolets wrote:Careful when campaigning in Texas.

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A top politician like Hillary can perform her duties even when passed out drunk. She is not susceptible to the ill effects of alcohol like others.

See her above draining the contents of glass after glass; bottle after bottle and still she was able to perform most of her duties as Secretary Of State. She makes it look so easy!

@Captain - I have that song on my station, sung by Billie Holliday.
Lyrics should start:
"It's a quarter to three, ain't no one to answer the phone but me..."

President Obama Publicly Called Hillary a Drunk


Click on the above image to see the actual video.

Before going into rehab, Dear Leader found it necessary to publicly shame Hillary and her heavy drinking. He had the tact to use humor as in the video above.

Now that she is out of alcohol rehab, she can propose a hearty toast to all of her fans, supporters and worshippers.

Groucho Marxist wrote:They're goin' to try and send us rehag......
We say no, no, no,

Ha! Good one, Groucho!

God bless Amy!

Hillary proposes a toast while inebriated:

Hey! I'm toast! And, here's another one for you! (Third finger salute)