There's a drunken Rose in Austin blows .23
She couldn't get lucky twice as drunk as legally
She cried so when arrested, her levels off the chart
And even as they filmed her, she more than played the part

She's the drunkest little DA that Austin ever knew
Her eyes were big as saucers, she blew .23
You can talk 'bout Chappaquiddick and toast ol' drunk Teddy
But the drunken Rose in Austin is the only drunk for me

Where Colorado's flowing, moonbats fly at night
She drives along the river so drunk on summer nights
I know she don't remember where she partied long ago
She was afraid she'd lost her job and hurt status quo

She's the drunkest little DA that Austin ever knew
Her eyes were big as saucers, she blew .23
You can talk 'bout Chappaquiddick and toast ol' drunk Teddy
But the drunken Rose of Austin is the only drunk for me

Now she's going after Perry, from job she didn't go
Cos he said he'd cut her budget not very long ago
They played the ol' grand jury, just like they did before
And the drunken Rose in Austin shall be ours for ever more

She's the drunkest little DA that Austin ever knew
Her eyes were big as saucers, She's blew .23
You can talk 'bout Chappaquiddick and toast ol' drunk Teddy
But the drunken Rose in Austin is the only drunk for me

Most drunk song I ever saw. Glorious!!!